Ever since his was reformed and after facing a few setbacks, the spirit of chaos known as Discord has been working. No, not working on a scheme or some kind of prank, but actually working. He has a newfound job, unknown to that of his friends, that requires of his attention and is the reason why he's not seen that often in Equestria.

What is that job you might ask? Well, Discord is in charge of running a special kind of restaurant in order to support himself and make ends meet. It is called the Evergreen Cafe and unlike many of the establishments that you would see in Equestria, his clientele is rather... specific.

His cafe is one for monsters. Not equestrian monsters, but monsters from another ecosystem where hunters would hunt them in order to strip them of their fur and scales just to make themselves a fancy hat out of it. Not to mention that a few particular monsters help him both in the cafe and in the kitchen. It's a secret that he's rather proud of and wants to do everything that he could in order to keep it a secret.

Unfortunately, one small slip up from him leads to his friends Fluttershy and Twilight finding out about it. Next thing you know, he finds himself bringing them along to see how everything works at the Evergreen Cafe.

It goes off the rails from there.

A random and silly one shot crossover story that I came up with after watching a few videos from NCHProductions. Some of the moments that happen in the story directly reference skits and videos that they have done so please go check them out and show your support.

MLP belongs to Hasbro
Monster Hunter belongs to Capcom
Takes place after the events of Season 8's 'Sound of Silence' episode.

Huge thanks to Viper Pit for helping me with this story as well as coming up with some bits of it.

May the sapphire star light your way!