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The Lunar Rebel

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Takes Place During Friendship is Magic: Part 2

Nightmare Moon has thrown Equestria into an eternal night since returning from her thousand year exile on the moon. Now it's up to a prestigious unicorn named Twilight Sparkle, and a certain group of five other mares to put an end to the tyrant's ruthless regime.

After overcoming every test that Nightmare Moon trialed them with; there seems to be one more before they can reach the castle and retrieve the Elements. They must answer five questions--

Three questions.

Three questions given by a strange looking creature who is apparently blind in one eye. If they succeed in answering the five questions--

Three questions.

Three questions. Then Equestria has hope to restore its harmony. However if they fail in doing so. Then surely the country and all its surrounding continents will be doomed for all eternity.

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Twilight: "We're looking for the Elements of Harmony!"
Frenchman: "Oh oui, we've got those!"
Rainbow Dash: "Wait, is that guy Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "You do?"
Frenchman: "Oh yes, they're verrrry nice."
Rarity: "It does look a bit like Pinkie."
Twilight: "...well...can we have a look?"
Frenchman: "No!"

Twilight: why not?

Frenchman: Because you’re English types?

Rainbow: English types? Well what are you then?

Frenchman: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Ponè?!


TAD2 #4 · Sep 3rd, 2019 · · ·

We are the knight who say ni!

You must cut down the largest tree in the Forest with … a HERRING!!!

TAD2 #6 · Sep 3rd, 2019 · · ·

First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall sniff it. Amen.

Also is Spike sir not appearing in this film? Plz say yes.


TAD2 #8 · Sep 4th, 2019 · · ·

She turned me into a newt, but I got better.

This is pretty much it right here:rainbowlaugh:.

I believe I've found the suspected pony:ajsmug:

Thanks:twilightsmile:. A story idea like this was just too good to pass up:raritywink:.

...yeah, i can see it

"Tell me, what do you do with witches?"
"Burn them!"
"And what do you burn, apart from witches?"
"More witches!"

Twilight: "You know on second thought let's not go to Canterlot. It is a silly place."

Not a true sequel.

You clever bastard. Anything involving Monty Python immediately gets my attention. xD

Also, just for fun... When Twilight actually encounters Nightmare Moon

Twilight- *hits Nightmare Mooon with a spell* I got you now!
Nightmare Moon- Tis but a scratch!
Twilight- Just a scratch? The fur on your left side is gone.
Nightmare Moon- No it isn't
Twilight- Then what's that over there? *Points at a pile of singed fur*
Nightmare Moon- ... I've had worse.

After this, Twilight sends a friendship report...

Shining (with an arrow in his chest): Message for you princess...

Old guy: “Behold the Cave of Caerbannog!”
Twilight: “Alright, keep me covered.”
Pinkie Pie: “What with?”
Twilight: “Just keep me covered.”
Old guy: “TOO LATE!! There he is!”
Twilight: “Where?”
Old guy: “Right there!”
Twilight: “What? Behind the rabbit?”
Old guy: “It is the rabbit.”

Comment posted by Sweetolebob18 deleted Oct 9th, 2019

Well, Flutters wouldn't have any problem with that rabbit. Angel is probably worse.:pinkiecrazy:

Twilight and friends then got so pissed offwith the french they forgot their quest and gatehred an army of ponies to fight the french and take the castle by force....but wre stopped when human police officers arrivedand started arrestin everyone

:duck: suddenly THE ANIMATOR DIED OF A ...."

Not the first Pony fic I've seen to use this particular character and joke, but still fun. :D

Angel is probably that rabbit.


That would seem pretty legitimate since Luna spoke in such a style in her second appearance. Or just brainwash some random stallion to play a role similar to the Black Knight with invincibility, yet still susceptible to having his limbs severed from his body with sharp weaponry:rainbowlaugh:.

Even so; it'll play out just the same:moustache:.

You must be referring to this story. Yeah I'll admit this concept has been used before; but it's legendary if I do say so myself:moustache:. I even got partial insipration from this video:

Or conjure a sword with magic. That always does the trick

Indeed; he is the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent anypony laid eyes on.

But Twilight was expecting them to have the elements - why would she be confused?

That the French, specifically, have the elements.

I was going to post that video if no one had already.

Glad I saved you the trouble then:twilightsmile:.

I'm a simple man.

I see Monty Python, I read, I upvote.

I mean even the summary has a Python joke!


It might have been funnier if you had swapped Applejack's and Pinkie's turns.

Applejack, being the Element of Honesty, would have (fittingly) passed the test first with simple and honest answers. :ajsmug:

Then, as a twist-joke on Pinkie's turn, she answers "Pink!" for her favorite color, then follows with the Monty Python line of, "...no! Aaaaaa!" :pinkiegasp:

See the twist...?

Ahh! So it's an Angel origin story!

Starlight Glimmer: "Well who are you, then?"
Twilight:"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria."
Glimmer: "Who are the Equestrians?"
Twilight: "...We're all Equestrians. And I am your Princess."
Glimmer: "Well, I didn't vote for you."
Twilight: "You don't vote for Princesses."

Given the setting, I can honestly expect Twilight and the others to freak out once cows start getting pitched at them. :)

Maybe a bit too repetitive of the British source material, but overall a fun read. I especially liked how you put in the Frenchman at the end; definitely a smart comedic choice.


This might have been funny if you'd actually made any jokes or deviated in any meaningful way, but you basically copied the movie verbatim.:unsuresweetie:

(From a window in Canterlot Castle, Twilight and Princess Celestia feast upon a panoramic view of Equestria)
Celestia: One day, Princess Twilight, all this will be yours.
Twilight: The curtains?

It is a truest irony that the success of some of the greatest surreal humourists of the twentieth century has ensured that, rather than remixing and changing the jokes in order to catch others off guard, the most hip thing to do with Monty Python is to merely quote it, perhaps with different characters, perhaps with no context whatsoever, and allow the joke itself to be the memory one has of enjoying Monty Python.

The old man from scene 24... oh such meta metaness! Metalicious!

Well done! I certainly enjoyed reading this. There were some comma errors and such, but this was a very well done piece.

I particularly enjoyed the fact that Fluttershy could answer the swallow question.

The French. I would very much like to see how they handle them

Twilight: ”Are you sure she’s got them?”
Frenchman: ”Oh yez. They are very nice!” *Looks to the side* “I told her we already got them.” *Snickers*
Twilight: “Can we come up and have a look?”
Frenchman: ”Of course not! You are English types!”
Twilight: “.....Well what are you then?!”
Frenchman: ”I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly pony?!”
Applejack: ”What in tarnation are ya doin’ in the Everfree Forest?!”
Frenchman: ”Mind yer own business!”
Twilight: ”Listen! We need those elements to defeat Nightmare Moon! If you will not show them to us! Then we’ll take your castle by force!”
Frenchman: ”You don’t frighten us you colorful donkeys! Go and boil your tattooed buttocks, you fillies of a silly person! I blow my nose at your, so-called Sunbutt Princess! You and your silly English k’niggets!” *Blows raspberry*
Rarity: ”What a strange and rude person.”

Dude by all means if you could put up a one shot it'd be golden.

Since this has not been put in the comments yet:

Thanks:twilightsmile:. I don't write very often enough to perfect my grammar because of work, lack of inspiration, or that I'm just not in the mood to write anything:ajsleepy:.

Well since Fluttershy is indeed an animal expert, you'd expect nothing less:yay:. Of course this is the S1 Fluttershy so she wouldn't even have the nerve to take any chances:fluttershyouch:.

Haha! That's perfect:rainbowlaugh:. You know you pretty much earned the right to write the sequel to this if you wish. You would probably be better at it than I could since I admit I did kind of rip off and copy the jokes from the film without coming up with my own:applejackunsure:.

I saw this a couple of days ago:rainbowlaugh:. Shame though that they left out the BOD bit:ajsleepy:.

*Fatal heart attack*

The irony though is that the night was now eternal thanks to Nightmare Moon’s return. Rainbow just forgot that fact, or was just getting quickly annoyed with this creature’s theatrics to even care.

Actually it's not ironic since the night is eternal... aaannnd they all are very mortal! Even twilight still is!

So no. they do not have ALL night... ;P

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