Chapter 7: Peach Wine
Technically, not terrible
Chapter 7: Peach Wine
“And what is this?”
Peachy Keen swallowed a lump in her throat. “It’s peach wine, if it pleases you.”
Big Mac frowned. “It’s technically not terrible.” He passed the glass to his sister. “AJ, what do you think?”
She took a sip. “Fruity, that’s a plus. High proof, another plus. But it’s peach. Therefore, I too, return a neutral verdict. Apple Bloom?”
The youngest Apple took a taste. “Meh from me.”
“That’s three neutral votes,” Big Mac said. “You know the rules.”
Peachy Keen nodded. “To the elder.”
“To the elder.”
The younger Apple siblings reverently passed the glass to Granny Smith, who took one sip and spit it out on the floor. “Pah. Peach? Off with her head.”
Applejack shrugged, and picked up her sword. “Well, sorry, but you heard the verdict.”
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Personally, I'd consider such a ruling quite terrible, but then I'm quite fond of peaches.
Give it to Twilight, she likes peaches.
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Yes.
A sword? Wouldn't they use an axe?
9794127
I dunno, maybe?
You gotta use a sword for seppuku, so maybe that’s what’s appropriate.
9794129
Uh. No. It's usually done with the tanto. The kaishakunin if one is available uses a sword.
9794127
Now that's just silly, why would you need an axe to taste wine
Wine tastings can get a little .. competitive in Ponyville
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Wikipedia says that the tanto is a sword (then in the next section says it’s a knife).
Realistically, if they’re beheading her, they’d use an executioner’s sword, which, traditionally, often had a pear-shaped pommel.
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Why wouldn’t you need an axe to taste wine?
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Only if they horn in on the Apple monopoly.
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Is it technically terrible that you skipped chapter 6?
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...OH CRAP.
I didn’t even notice that at first.
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No, because I did it for the purpose of trolling Jaxie.
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Heh, neither did Jaxie.
Oh...welp, I'll get the body bag.
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Body Bag? Who needs a body bag when you’ve got pigs?
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Headsmen never used axes. They used big fuckoff swords. Axes more crush than they cut, and getting someone's head off with one would take a few whacks as opposed to a quick stroke with a claymore.