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This story is a sequel to Totally Cheesy


Twilight Sparkle has grown enamored of cheese. She has it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and has been known to have snacks that involve yet more of this wonderful, fatty substance. Now Lyra has told her about a new game in town—somewhere she can get a new cheese experience.

Contains: Fun, silliness, changelings... again. There's also a horrible pun or two—don't say I didn't warn you. Rated T this time because talk of the D.

EDIT: So, this universe is completely identical to the normal canon universe, except Twilight Sparkle freakin' loves cheese (unlike the first time, I now know what a quesadilla is, and have now even tried a few for myself).

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I used to stock in a midwest grocery, and at least three times a day someone would walk in and ask for "white queso blanco cheese".

That was very nearly sufficient cheese. Though not anywhere near "enough cheese".

Edit: The double-posts, they are so annoying, yes?

Comment posted by Venerable Ro deleted Aug 19th, 2019

ooooooh another chapter in the cheesyverse! yay!

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in the defence not everyone knows enough spanish to know queso blanco literaly translates to 'white cheese' and thus realize they are being redundent.

It took a while to come out? Yeah you must've eaten too much cheese.

I pity the one that tries to get into her castle the following day. I really do, from the bottom of my cheesy heart :pinkiecrazy:

If I could ask Twilight a question, i would ask her if she could only pick ONE cheese, which one is her favorite! ^_^

Now I want a five cheese quesadilla...also this made me smile after a bad day thank u damaged thank u muchly

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I wouldn't....u think leason zero was bad

9790166 You're most welcome! :twilightsmile:

Exposure therapy at its finest. Lovely aside with the fleeting phobias. And Bored really has made a place for himself; it's hearwarming to see.

Also, metabolic mania explains so much about Pinkie...

Very glad I sank my teeth into this trilogy. Delicious food porn all around. Thank you for it.

9791164 Glad to oblige! :twilightblush:

Nice nod to Twilight's fear of quesadillas. Interesting cheesy trilogy. Though it would have been funny if Cheese Sandwich popped in as well.

This series has just been so wholesome. It's like a soothing balm upon the itchy rash that is life.

9793852 A balm? What are you giving him a balm for?!

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Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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Peace?! Oh shut up!

:raritywink:

Good story!
I wonder how the next part will be called. Maybe "Completely Cheesy"? (Nah, too obvious/boring, I think.)

for some reason this comic came to mind:

imagine if you will, Twilight winning a trip to visit a world famous cheese factory.

9916198 Would it be two tickets? Lyra and Bored would likely hold a deathmatch battle to see who gets to go. Lyra would win, of course, since Bored would sleep through it.

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eh make it 3 tickets lol

See this is why you eat food, not wear it in your fur. Things go much smoother that way!

says in over dranatic voice over tone che cheese saga part four the morning after

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I'd like to see a remastered 'Ticket Master' episode with that concept. It sounds like it would be mighty entertaining.:trollestia:

I just had a silly scenario idea pop into my head while rereading this (again)


The night of the triple G or Grand Galloping Gala was fast approaching, but Twilight learns something that strongly makes her consider skipping the Gala. What could that be you might ask? A cheese lovers convention where one can sample all kinds of local and exotic cheeses, and foods made from said cheeses. Said Cheese-Con taking place on the SAME night as the Gala.

All this usually meant, however, that a unicorn would become more and more hyperactive with calorie intake.

I am accepting this as a new headcanon.

"Well, I guess at least it didn't leave me with a lingering fear of cheese for the rest of my life that only ballooned into a massive, constant nightmare."

"Have you ever noticed how ponies tend to have these strange and irrational fears that just seem to spring out of nowhere and then, like, are gone a week later?"

Ponies gonna pone. Sometimes you have to just let it brie. :raritywink: :facehoof:

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