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Peni Parker

Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!



After losing their magic The Dazzlings are stuck living in a van down by the river. That is, until Sonata delivers some good news.

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PB&J sandwiches? I thought they'd be eating a steady diet of government cheese.

Dang it, I didn't even think about that.

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Maybe it's because you've been using your fanfics for rolling doobies.

you get a like for the reference.... don't even need to read it... bam! you get the like!

Thanks, but you'll still read it right?

I can picture Adagio's speech going like this:

Adagio: Now kids are probably saying to yourself 'I'm gonna use my siren powers to take over the world!' Well, I’m here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you’re not gonna amount to Jack Squat! You’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of tacos and PB&J, and living in a van down by the river!

I just realized that the Dazzlings have the potential to be the MLP version of the Three Stooges: a pack of unsympathetic schmucks who pick on each other. I wish Hasbro had made a miniseries about that.

not yet.... I just worked 14 hours and drove 120 miles.... Imma slep TwT

If I ever do a sequel I might just have to use that speech! :rainbowlaugh:

If only they could have asked the trailer park boys for help:/

This little story made me laugh out loud.

And, unlike Matt Foley, it actually explains how one's major life mistakes lead to living in a van down by the river!

This was genuinely sweet, funny, and interesting!

Excellent job! :rainbowkiss:

Totally Fresh!

Great Chris Farley homage. Of course, FiM has also made their own homage to this sketch with Spitfire's motivational speech to Scootaloo about being in a "Full Wing and Body Cast Drinking through a Straw!"

Now I really want to see a sequel where the Dazzlings are called in to give a speech about the perils of dark magic use to Wallflower Blush.

"Oh, you like gardening do yah? Well there will be plenty of plants to take care of when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

So why was this chapter by itself, and not a part of the sequel?

When I wrote it I hadn't considered doing a sequel.

Why am I getting Welcome to the Show flashbacks

The MLP version of the Three Stooges, huh? I imagine it's safe to say the Dazzlings were a victim of coicumstance. :rainbowlaugh:


Have you ever heard of chronicles of Narina?

Take a shot everytime the phrase “van by the river” is said 😂
Good lil short story and now I’m curious on the skit it was based on.

I was just gonna say that lmao!

“Motivational speaking!” Sonata proclaimed.

You don't wanna end up living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

“Hey, she’s done clumsier things.” Aria stated in a matter-of-fact tone.

She's got a point.

As Aria opened one of the cabinets she pondered what to make for lunch. In reality, she knew she only had two choices; PB&J sandwiches or tacos. She was tempted to make tacos for herself and Adagio, but noticing that doing so would leave none for Sonata she decided against it. If there was one way she wasn’t going to mess with Sonata, it was when it came to tacos.

Yep, since she really likes them, heck her outfit she had in backstage pass has them on it.

“Oh, we’d be paid of course,” Sonata said, “And Sunset said she’d let us stay with her until we could afford our own place.”

That last past will certainly be a nightmare for sunset to handle.

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