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Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains sexual humor without being explicit. (And before you panic, no, this has nothing to do with incest.)
During a card game of "Never Have I Ever," with Sunburst, a Royal Guard and Cadence, Shining brings up the most embarrassing moment of his life involving a certain magazine and his mother.
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Honestly? Even though that's certainly a very embarrassing situation for Shining to be caught-up in, I can appreciate how logically Velvet handled it. It may have not been the most subtle method she could've used (or the most self-aware), but she definitely gave more effort and compassion with her solution than most normal parents. Not to mention, she probably helped out greatly when it came to preparing her son for the Princess of Love~ ;)
Both relatable and hilarious. Well done!
Well, Velvet is Twilight's mother. She made a checklist and everything.
Actually, I'd like to see how she handled the same conversation with Twilight.
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Ditto.
Am I the only person in the world to not be embarrassed when my mom finds me watching porn or looking through one of my three playboys?
"(And before you panic, no, this has nothing to do with incest.)"
Incest on fimfiction no longer makes me panicky, just sad and tired.
Oh yeah, because porn like that is just everywhere! Remember to show that mare respect while she's choking on your crank that you just rammed down her throat! Also, at his age, there is no such thing as "porn that doesn't do anything".
OFFS, are you shitting me? What mother would say something like that to her kid?!?
Sorry, I think I need a translation of that passage into English
Ah, that was funny to read.
Amusing, and yeah even considering the contest from a ways back there has been an abundance of incest of late.
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I am betting that her experience as editor for all those erotica books scudded her perception on how to present her information to her son in such a raw manner. But at least it was thorough and upfront about her questions, and explain the most important aspect of being respectful to your partner and reciprocate with them.
Velvet was way too comfortable with this situation.
Incest doesn’t make me panic, though.
In fact, there’s quite a lot of incest on this site. I wonder why.
I don’t whether I would be relieved or even more embarrassed if my parents were like this.
Probably more embarrassed. Rationality doesn’t have much place in this situation.
Oh Twilight Velvet. What a response!
This was a delightful piece of embarrassing schadenfreude.
TOO bad Twilight never has this convo with her mom... because she was too occupied studying under Celestia.
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Hopefully she didn’t have any talks with her friends, either. I think their influence would be worse on her.
Lemme show you how the Apple family does it!~
The secret to true magic in the bedroom is the eye-candy!~
497... 498... 499... C’MON, TWILIGHT! DON’T BE A PUSSY AND HIT THAT 500!!
Umm... So, I have this manual that gives tips on the best ways to execute abstinence while being polite about it. Uh-or is it this book? Hmm...
WANNA FUCK?!?
9721428 Yeah, she’d be worse off with her friends, but between the five of ‘em, Dash sucks the most at describing the birds an’ bees and prolly because she’s prolly too occupied with flying, weather work or Wonderbolt stuff.
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This is super sweet. I wish my parents had been reasonable about it, instead of trying to hide anything to do with sex (because, as we all know, forbidding a kid from something is the best way to ensure they'll obsess over it!)
As hilarious as this is, I think it is also wonderful that Velvet, rather then shaming or belittling her son, is trying to reassure him that his urges are nothing to be ashamed off.