Apple Bloom is in the hospital, and the Apple Family tries to explain what led up to the accident.
An entry for the Feghoot Contest.
Spoilers in comments! Don't scroll down!
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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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Very nice!
Jesus Christ all of that for a pun
9691372
That's.... the definition of a feghoot.
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Thanks!
9691375
You're welcome!
Jack Kerouac reference?
9691385
Nope, never read him. Derived that from my Scootaorphan story I wrote in December.
9691390
Oh. The flow of the sentence just reminded me of his style, that's all.
This contest is testing my resolve for violence from the sheer volume of bad puns.
Take your like and upvote, GTFO, and good luck.
Don't take the first part seriously, this is groan-inducing good. Which is what you want.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Thanks!
Oh god, that ending.
You monster!
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(Bows)
Well, there's a story...
Oof, that ending. Oof on multiple levels. Well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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Thanks! I appreciate it.
That's a lot of trouble for a bad pun. XD
Stohhhp that...it's getting silleh....
God has blessed use!
Die.
I liked it, but die.
Why is everyone suddenly writing stories just for the sake of setting up a punchline? In other news, very funny.
Hold on, I've got the perfect reaction image in mind...
Here we go:
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Ah'm glad you asked! They're all for the FimFiction Feghoot Festival! Write one yourself, and you could win 100 dollars!
Poor Apple Bloom. I hope she doesn't have to be euthanized.
9692164
The glue factory will certainly hope so!
I am so glad to know that I’m not the only who will write an entire story to set up a single gag.
You're evil.
9692593
Yes, that's true.
Q: Why wont the ponyville doctors ever go to their local farm?
A: Granny Smith and the rest of her family are there every day.
Ba-Dum Tss
All of that trouble...
Just for a pun--
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
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Right. I shall correct that.
......
Take the like and favorite, for a job well "Pun"
This reminds me a lot of a Twiluna story I read once, where the last line was "read the first word of every paragraph," AND IT WAS A RICKROLL
You know what? I think I like feghoots.
Very nice Very nice
Yeet.
I should've seen that punchline coming from a mile away, but I didn't.
You magnificent bastard.
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Thanks! Much like "Scootaloo gets a Twilight lecture," I started with the final line, and worked backwards from there.
Okay, that was funny!
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(Bows)
Wow....just wow. Poor Applebloom. I would love to try this contest thing but have no idea how to make a story out of a pun! Best of luck!
"That's the truth," said Applejack. "Would we tell a tall tale about a tire tail wire tie-er?"
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Oh god. That's why you have 30x more followers than me. Brilliant!
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Tom Scott demonstrates
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Since you mention it, I was curious and went and found it. It somewhat defeats the point having it linked from a discussion of the last line, but it's still fun: Nothing in the Way of Love
(But, uh, this fic was fun too! The subject matter was a little more painful than I like in my puns, but the quality of both the pun and the build-up is undeniable.)
Augh, dammit.
Apple Bloom's not the only one who's in pain.
I wanna know how AJ fit that in her saddlebag though. c.c
This is the best one I've read yet
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Thanks! There are definitely several good ones.
That was beautiful.
Oh you... you. Very funny!
...well-played. Well-played
The pun hurts