Please be advised, I don't consider this a good example of my work, but I'm leaving it up because I wrote it for a contest, i.e. for someone else.
Discord tells Twilight a story about an old enemy of Equestria, and how she was defeated the first time.
Written for Super Trampoline's Fimfiction Feghoot Festival.
I'm sorry, I know there's a joke, but I don't get it
Oh, wow, that a stretch to put elastic to shame. I'm honestly impressed.
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The YouTube link's there for a reason. Goodness knows I wouldn't have gotten it without looking.
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Ah, I see
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I did hope more people might get it because it was used for an episode title ("Make New Friends But Keep Discord") but honestly I had fun writing something this ridiculous, even if it doesn't win anything.
I think that last sentence was supposed to be "Would I ever do something like that?"
Dang! I didn't get the punchline until I hit the link.
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Aha! Sadly that's a piece of cultural knowledge that I don't think has made it into England, so I didn't have any chance of getting the reference unaided. But I'm grateful now that I understand what that episode title was a reference to!
Nonetheless, congratulations on an impressively contrived setup for a feghoot. Best of luck in the contest!
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Oops, yep, thanks for the catch!
Weirdly, the feghoot was almost a non-entity; this was plenty funny on its own. :D