I ALMOST feel sorry for anon's pelvis...almost... the rest of me envies him....I'm gonna go hide in the corner now...

You put a finger to your chin. If you’re wrong, you have to eat with chopsticks for an entire day.

That’s some hardcore stuff right there, especially for someone with no fingers

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Why worry about his pelvis? Are you really sure he on bottom?
If he always on top he will be fine... Right?

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Do you really believe, for even one second, that someone as dominant as Ember would be on bottom? She might not stay on top, she may even have a subby side that crops up, but I can almost guarantee that it will start with her on top damn near HATE F#%*ing him into whatever surface they land on.

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He shouldn’t diss the Bow tie, Bowties are cool.

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I think I've seen that in another story here at some point. It was one that involved Vinyl and Tavi most likely.

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Ah those sleak, sexy Argonian women. Yeah, that have breasts too, but magic is a funny thing that way.

It's always amazing how sweet Ember can be while being blunt and abrasive.

“So, what was that like? Your first kill, I mean.”

Yeah, that's the sort of thing you don't forget. Mine was a duck, right in front of a group of ladies out on a hen weekend. But, fly birds of prey long enough and it'll happen, even if you don't actively hunt with them.

I'm sure the human can find some way to keep me occupied.

We need the next chapter, just like Ember needs the D.

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Probably, as not many MLP characters wear Bow-ties.

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Most likely, it might have even been said during Justice League Unlimited or it's predecessor Justice League as well. I know I've heard that before.

Another great story. I like it.

The Monk
"I-I'm sorry, did you just say 'blowjob'?" Jesse had to think seriously hard about this.” -An Intricate Disguise

And the way that Ember looks at you? That’s friendship.

It comes across more as lust than friendship so far. I mean really, she was looking at "me" like a piece meat.

Come to think of it, the crystal addicts of your world didn’t value their teeth much either.

Oh, that line is gold.

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But it makes me wonder if the castle is smokeable

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Now, I've never done drugs myself, but I thought you snorted crystal, not smoke it.

can someone throw a cheese burger her way and lets call it a day?

Well way to nope out of that situation Twilight.

This was a cute chapter she is way into him and his blind not to see it.

Okay. You paused. Don’t look at the porn.

I’ll pretend I didn’t.

This. Is my favorite version of twilight.

Family friendly, but not kid friendly.

Im enjoying your writing immensly :D

If you wanna discuss this story or just chill with people who love to talk about and share porn, memes, and whatever else, I'VE GOT A DISCORD SERVER FOR THAT.

The way the link was coloured in the AN, I almost thought it was Anon's discord server.

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You can smoke crystals, you've seen those glass pipes that look kinda look like those old smoking pipes on tv? That's what you smoke meth with.