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Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?


It's a ponified version of one of my favorite scenes from the 1987 movie Spaceballs. There's not much else to say other than I had a good laugh imagining this in the pre-dawn hours.

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*Reads title and description*
I wonder what scene it's going to be. Them going ludicrous speed, with the resulting crash? The final showdown with the Schwartz?
*Starts reading*
What scene is this?
*other princesses show up*
OH! Is it the scene with the stunt doubles?
*Celestia gets defeated*
OH! That's it. THE DOLLS!

Well, it's a fun little scene.

Kai, this is brilliant and I love it! Omg. XD I was laughing so hard at the end!

Glad y'all enjoyed this little romp through what happens in my head when I'm bored. Seeing comments like these really makes my day.

It's a shame they'll never be able to make movies like that anymore.

However, thanks for great story.

Nice, but I gotta be honest, when I read the title I actually thought you were doing the scene where Spaceball 1 gone to plaid.

Yeah, me too. And after the first bit, I thought it was going to be the Schwartz saber duel.
I was pleasantly surprised.
Very great crack fic!

“And yet...” Gingerly, he took a step towards Luna. “I find you inexplicably attractive.”

Kinda surprised she didnt have a magic helmet as a trump card or something.

Preposterous, yet strangely in character.


Awesome job dude! Another scene you could've done was "keep firing assholes", or "They've gone to plaid.".

Oh my goodness, this was PERFECT!!!


"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"



This scene brought a tear to my eye. Keep up the good work!

I think she lent it to Elmer Fudd

"So Twilight, now you see that evil will always triumph, because friendship is dumb."

My gosh, this was great.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Very nice. Always loved that episode.

“Honey?” Shining Armor gently prodded his sleeping wife until he received a more-or-less sapient grunt. “Honey, I’ve got a question.”

“Can it wait until morning?” grumbled Cadence, although she opened one eye to observe her adorable bed-headed hubby.

“I was just thinking and...” The words spilled out in a cascade. “Have you ever thought we all exist just as advertising gimmicks to sell little plastic models of ourselves to young girls so they can have tea parties and brush manes and make up stories about our adventures?”

“You are so much like your sister.” Cadence reached out with one forehoof and tugged until Shining Armor was once again flat in bed against his pillow, then covered him with one wing and several kisses. “No,” she added between extra kisses. “You’re completely wrong.”

Then, because she was an alicorn after all, she waited until Shining Armor had just allllllmost faded away into sleep against her shoulder before adding, “Princess Luna collected the entire set, including the Star Mares characters, after all.”


Cadence closed her eyes with a giggle. “Good night, Prince Skytrotter.”

Lol! :rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy:
Ah, the good old days when the term 'politically correct' didn't have an iron grip over the film industry. :trixieshiftright:

Ah, Spaceballs, one of my favorite movies.

I demand the Instant Cassette for this story.

:coolphoto: (We DEFINATELY need a Princess Luna icon for stories like this.)

This is great. Now we have "Spaceballs: The My Little Pony crossover".

I'd fund that Kickstarter.

Is this... no... It's probably one of the funniest movies ever made crossed over with mlp... yes... just yes

Hold on, how many assholes are on this site, anyhow?

*Trollfic and Crackfic Writers all stand up*

loved that movie

Mel Brooks made the best comedies.

I knew it, we're surrounded by assholes.
(Though it should be changed to plotholes for entertainment value here)

:moustache:, and on this ship you'll refer to me as your idiot
:scootangel: That is now, now, :applecry: Now when? Can we go back?:scootangel: No that was then...
:flutterrage: WE AIN'T FOUND . . .
:ajsmug: I'm programed to go off before you do...
:pinkiehappy: I'm my own best friend
:rainbowhuh: He my brother...
:derpytongue2: May the Schwartz be with you
:twilightoops: The Megamaid has gone from. . .
:trollestia: What that coming out of her nose?

I picture the :yay:hole scene being redone with a room full of Derpy.
"Who made that mare a gunner?" :pinkiecrazy:

i dunno if i should be embarrassed i realized which scene exactly within three paragraphs.

Absolutely perfect, and now I have the perfect excuse to go rewatch Spaceballs!

“Your wingspan is soooooo biiiiiiiiig...”

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

”What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the show?”
”Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that's happening now, is happening now.”

*chrysalis screams as she's pushed back cbyt the sheer force of ludicrous speed*


I want the whole movie ponified now... Please do some more or let's open this up to the community as a group project!

hello there sir i wanted to let you know that i did a reading on your story, you can get to it here

now may the Schwartz be with you!

No sir, thats Mr Radar. This, is Mr Coffee. :trollestia:

My first reaction:

Me too!

Good story!
Consider adding the Random-tag. (Because it is quite random, you know.)

Excellent point. I forgot the Random tag even existed.

I actually had an idea once to do something similar. Tempest Shadow would've been Dark Helmet, Grubber would've been Colonel Sanders, and the Storm King would've been President Skroob.

Do it! So many great scenes to choose from.

Would there be an analog for Pizza the Hut, and if so, who?

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