• Published 1st Jun 2019
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Anon Bangs Cookie Crumbles - Clopficsinthecomments

Rarity's morning work-out with her mother reveals that Cookie is looking for more excitement in her sex life. Of COURSE Anon drops by at that exact moment! Can Rarity save her mom from his milf-hunting antics? Or will she be drawn in as well?

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Comments ( 67 )

Fourth? I count three. Unleas your talking about Twi's mom.

Yep, also includes Twilight. Haven't written that story yet.

But it's mentioned throughout the earlier fics.

cant help but feel bad for the dads in this fic series

It doesn't count! According to the mares, at least.

Also Mr. Shy liked being cucked.

what about the other dads? cause if it doesnt count why are they keeping it secret?

Well... You know... Why stress them out? Right? milf-moms nervously look from side to side while sweating.

so its obvious they wanna destroy their home and no longer love their husbands! i knew it!

Shhhh, it's okay, Dom. I never read the others, so this is the only perfect world.

So is Pear Butter last since it'll be so short about him learning she's dead and moving on?

Time travel, necromancy... There's lots of options!

I like the idea of him fucking the skeleton to piss off AJ more.

I guess that's...

*Puts on shades*

How the Cookie Cummbles.

sees new clopficsinthecomments story


sees most underrated MILF in title

Fuck the hell yes~.

Here's an idea for a final entry in this series that would smooth things over with the stallions: "Anon Gets Fucked by all the MILFs' Husbands"


I'd be down for that. Not AS Anon, but if you're going to have intentional 'No they're not single MILFs in this timeline', then some sexy payback is in order.

Why not both?

Like all at once? good ole fashioned prison gang bang?

Me: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I can lay in this chair an-

My crotch: Fun times are coming our way...

Me: What?

My crotch: Fun times...

Me: No, I just sat down!

My crotch: look at the new stories...

*looks through stories and sees this*

Me: ....ah shit, here we go again *proceeds to violently rip pants off*

My crotch: IT IS TIME!


This is the response I want from all my readers' crotches.

Of course, revenge is a dish best served to everyone at the same time.

I haven’t read the story yet...

What the flying fuck

We all know you'd pick filly anon to make all the dads gay since it's still a dude. Seeing you do femanon and stallion will be a miracle.


Just, the one bangin' these MILFs. All of the DILF tubesteak as punishment for homewrecking.


Nah in this au, anon gets away with it...

And in no AU do I fic the m/m. :P

Clops is doing the lords work yet again.

Damn that was kinda hot, but that ending, I had a feeling it would end like this, but I still had a laugh from his reaction :rainbowlaugh:

But anonfilly is a guy turned into cancer, so all the m/m for you, friend.

Are we ever going to get a Velvet story?

his fourth Mane 6 Milf

Four? Did I miss some? o.o

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WELP. gottta hand it to you Clopfics, you sure know how to write em. quite hot the way this one turned out, and i got a fair few chuckles as well. i especially like just how much and how you describe the characters getting into it.

Sorry to be a naysayer, but while the premise was good and so was the sex, Anon's characterization just seemed off compared to your other Mom Six stories. Before, he was mostly nice, it's just that he had no filter. Now he's an asshole with a magically addictive cock, so everypony just puts up with it. Didn't like that part as much as the first two installments. :applejackunsure:

This was extremely hilarious, carried by Rarity and Anon's repartee.

I vote necromancy. Ladies with detachable limbs are hot.

It will be a crime if there is no sequel of this hilarious, glorious story.

Fucking Fantastic! Well done.

Loved this so much. The descriptions of clitoral stimulation and winking were particularly nice.

Thank you for your continued existence. I will greet you in the deepest pits of porn hell whence the time calls.

Now you have to make sure rarity is not out there trying to tame the beast that he is Or somehow even inform the main six of his abilities

I agree. I enjoyed this over all, but most times when Anon opened his mouth it didnt make me chuckle... I just wanted to punch him. Really took me out of the mood at times.


I hear you guys, sorry if it was more jarring than usual. Gotta remember that Anon has always had a 'special' sort of back and forth with Rarity... They go at each other much more snarkily than others.

As to the magic cock, that's just what Anon has :)

In any case, thanks for your comments!

Except he was kind of a prick to Rarity's mom too. Leaving her on the edge like that, even if its just to annoy Rarity, is a dick move. I just hope he reigns in the obnoxiousness next time.

The bid dick thing I dont mind at all, though. The better to pound milfs with :trollestia:

Yeah, he left her on the edge so that she'd pop just as he entered her.

But you are absolutely right he was being a bit jerky in this story, maybe he had a bad morning?

Ooooohhh. My bad if I came off as angry or anything.

Not at all! I could see how that might be annoying if you thought you were missing out on one of the series! I plan to finish with Twilight - she's probably going to be the most fun to do.

Still, no idea how I'm going to do Pear Butter though. There will be shenanigans.

I’m going back in the course of my reading to say that Anon is a complete piece of shit in this fic. Callous, unlikable, and thoroughly detestable. There is nothing relatable or self-aware about him and I find the overall tone of this fic to be needlessly callous and mean. Did you get bullied a lot growing up? Why would you want to see your bullies fuck?

Not to mention that this is a fic with the baggage of previous fics on top of it and yet is entered into a contest. Is this some sad attempt to get me to read the rest of this detestable, irredeemable garbage? Only diaper fics are worse than this portrayal of Anon. This was a thoroughly uncomfortable and unenjoyable read.


Thanks? H-have a nice day?

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Anon was 100% in-character. It had me laughing out loud from beginning to end.
The clop was decent, if a bit over-the-top, but it suited the Anon genre.
The incest angle felt a bit shoe-horned, and without any real emotional underpinning. It didn't really add anything to the story for me, either emotionally or erotically. But it didn't take anything away from it either.

All in all, I enjoyed this as a ShoutingIsFun Anon comedy more than anything.

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