• Published 23rd May 2019
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Without a Hitch - Monochromatic



All Mayor Mare wants is for everything to go perfectly. Her death is no exception.

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A quiet conversation

Author's Note:

Unsubmitted entry to the Iron Author contest at EFNW, where you have two hours to write a story.

Prompt was: background or side-character has to be the starring role of the fic; no mane six or princesses in a prominent or side-role; and the story has to be set ten or more years into the future.

Inspired by conversations with my Aunt Martha, who is both gone and here.


“You have one hour before you die,” he said, staring out the window and into the night sky. He snapped his thin fingers and a clock appeared before him. “Actually, you have one hour, five minutes and thirty-two seconds.”

“Why! That’s not a lot,” noted Mayor Mare from her bed, tucked under covers that had always kept her warm. She blinked at him. “And you are?”

He smiled. “Death,” he said, wanting to change up the answer to a question he’d been asked thrice already. He wasn’t death, obviously, but his species was cursed to know when death was knocking at somepony’s door.

He wondered, sometimes, if this very curse was the reason he was insane.

“Death,” she repeated and looked around the room, her eyes distant and glazed and gone. She looked to him again. “Am I dying?”

“You are,” he replied.

“How long do I have?”

He stared at her for a moment, then glanced at the clock and replied: “An hour.”

“Why! That’s not a lot,” she said, her mind tucked under the covers as much as her body was. She looked down at her thin hooves and then back up at him, blinking. “Oh dear! And you are?”

It was sad. It was sad to know the mare that once thought herself important enough to try and regulate his behaviours was gone.

“Discord,” he said.

“Discord!” she replied and when a hint of recognition shined in her eyes, he allowed himself a smile. She frowned and peered at him through her glasses. “Have you behaved?”

“Who do you think I am? Celestia?” he said, indignant. “Of course not.”

With a snap of his fingers, a cup of tea appeared before her, the spoon humming a lullaby from her childhood. Literally so, in fact, and though it was severely off-key, she still found it enchanting.

"Thank you," she said to the spoon when it finished and then used it to stir the two lumps of sugar at the bottom of her cup. She took a long sip after that, and spoke again when she was done. “Is anypony else coming?”

He stood up from the couch and floated to the window, looking at the festival in the distance. Ponyville, its heroines and its princess celebrating some inane pony holiday while their mayor died. He didn’t much care, really, but still, it was a haunting idea for him.

Dying alone.

“Discord?”

He turned to her and smiled. “Nopony is coming,” he said, and before you might think him to be cruel, he bowed his head and continued, “as you requested.”

He certainly felt cruel when her eyes filled with fear.

“I did? Where are they?”

“At the Autumn Night Festivities,” he said.

“Oh! Good! Are they going well?”

“By pony standards, yes, very well. By my standards, it needs far more ponies screaming and fireworks. I told Twilight I could provide them, but apparently she doesn’t appreciate the burning houses afterwards.” He harrumphed. “Party pooper.”

She smiled.

“Pony standards will do.” She drifted off for a moment, and just as he assumed she’d forgotten everything again, she laughed heartily. “Poor Uncle Treaty won the the pie eating contest last year. He was sick for a week! Do you remember?”

He smiled and took back his seat. “Of course!” he said. “Remind me again who he was?”

“Grandfather’s brother,” said the elderly mare, as if he knew either, which he did. For one night, he did. “Can you see them from the window?”

“I did,” he replied. “Uncle Treaty was trying his luck at the contest again.” She laughed like a filly, and he felt uncomfortable. “I should get somepony,” he said, getting up. “Fluttershy.”

“Do you remember how much father hated weeds?” she asked.

“Yes,” he lied and forced himself to sit back down. “What about it?”

“He hated them so much! Every time he woke up and saw them in the garden, he’d be angry the rest of the day. One day, we were having guests stay for a few weeks, and he wanted to impress them with our garden, so he made his own weed killer!”

“And? Did it work?” he asked, and she laughed gleefully.

“No, it made them grow faster, until a few days later, it worked. He woke up, and there was no weed! It was like a miracle!”

He tilted his head and grinned. “It wasn’t the weed killer, was it?”

“No, it was not,” she declared. “There he was, putting his concoction on the garden every other day, and there I was, a little filly awake at five in the morning, plucking weed from the grass so he could impress our guests!”

“Five in the morning?” he gasped. “How ungodly.”

“Yes,” she said, “but he was the happiest I’d seen him when the last thing our guests said before leaving was how much they loved his garden. It made me so happy, I decided I wanted to be mayor so I could make everypony in Ponyville as happy as he.

He frowned. “I thought it was because it’s in your name.”

“Actually, it was mostly the pay and the benefits, but I do love when things go without a hitch.”

He smiled. “Including the Autumn Night Festivities,” he said to himself. A death would certainly dampen the mood, wouldn’t it?

“The Autumn Night Festivities?” she asked, surprised. “Is that tonight?”

“Yes, it is.” He gestured to her. “You’re sick, so you can’t go.” She nodded, examining her hooves for a few minutes as he watched from the couch, and when she finally looked up, she asked him: “Am I dying?”

“You are,” he replied.

“How long do I have?”

He glanced to the clock still floating about, and then turned to reply: “All the time you need.”

“Why! That’s more than enough.” She smiled at him kindly. “And you are?”

“A friend,” he replied. He got up and crossed his arms behind his back, floating to the window and admiring the scenery beyond. “I’m here to make sure the festivities go off without a hitch.”

“Oh! Good! Are they going well?”

“Yes, very,” he replied, and said nothing else.

“I do wish I could be there,” she confessed. “It’s my favorite festival!”

He nodded, still looking out the window.

“Do you remember Uncle Treaty winning the the pie eating contest last year?” he asked, and smiled when she laughed.

“Yes, yes! He was sick for a week!” she exclaimed, shivering when he opened the window. “Are you hot?”

“Not at all,” he replied. “I simply want to give you the best view of the night.”

“For what?” she asked.

He sat on the couch, and rather than reply with words, he simply snapped his fingers and watched as her face lit up when the night sky did as well, fireworks of all shapes, colors, sizes bursting within it.

“I didn’t know we were having fireworks tonight! How long do you think they’ll last?”

He glanced at the clock and settled in for the night.

“As long as you want,” he replied.

“Why,” she said, drifting off, “that’s more than enough.”

FIN

Comments ( 37 )

Really is terrible when a mind has deteriorated.

Deep down, Discord does care. He's just a right a****** about it.

Who knew Discord cared so much!

Very nice story, Mono.

And I'm glad your Aunt Martha is in the best place of all: your memories and your heart.

The long goodbye is heartbreaking to see.

This story, however, was very heartwarming, I loved Discord in it, and even though some tears were shed they were shed with a smile still on my face.

Very well done, again, Mono!

"As long as you want"

:ajsleepy:

That was a sweet story, and neat to see you tackle these characters (the latter in a non-villainous way).
You were waffling on whether this needed the Sad tag on Discord, and yeah, I can see it going either way. While death is sad, this death went as Mayor Mare wanted and Discord is making sure her last moments are pleasant.

Well. That was devastating. It's a shame you didn't submit this; it probably would've done very well.

A beautiful story Mono, I like it when you tackle things so kindly as you did with Discord.

I enjoyed this story - there a reason you didn't submit it?

Every bit as sweet and poignant as you made it sound during EFNW. Lovely work.

Why is everyone writing sad stuff this week?

Feels bad to see someone in this state.
But it's an excellent cathartic relief, well done.

Been there, been crushed when they've forgotten who you are. In his own way, Discord is such a sweetie to indulge her.

It was sad. It was sad to know the mare that once thought herself important enough to try and regulate his behaviours was gone.

I wonder whether part of his kindness also stems from a grudging respect that she once had the guts to try to regulate the behavior of a demigod.

That's a really sweet way to help those in such need. My grandma is rather worse, but she's 95 already, so that's to be expected.

This is kindness in giving care and comfort generosity in taking the time, of all he could be doing with a festival and stay with a dying mare laughter keeping her spirits up even when she continually circles to find humor in memories Honesty by never pulling the wool loyalty in being there until the end. Thats magic yo

He doesn't need to get Fluttershy. She's right there, it would seem.

I've borne witness to this sort of conversation quite a number of times now.

A person reduced to fragments of thought skipping around like a record spinning beneath a broken needle arm, the vestiges of a mind sparkling out sporadically like the dying embers of a fire... small spots of sudden brightness before winking out entirely.

It's the only thing I dread, losing my mind to dementia. But then, I won't even be aware of it when it happens.

Better to go out in a furious nuclear blaze of unforgettable glory and carnage that leaves so great a scar upon the land that your name is whispered in terror by the survivors for an eon! (Alondro plans to initiate a quantum spin inversion matrix within himself... physicists will understand the implications.) :pinkiecrazy:

9639023 Martha... (shudders at sudden BvS flashbacks)

This was very sweet and moving... well done.

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING. SHUT UP.

I didn't expect her dementia. Discord was interesting in this too, not especially fazed or grim, and not his usual self about things either. That was a good balance.

This was sweet, and devastating, and touching, and lots of other pretty complicated emotions.

Thank you for it.

There was an iron author contest too?!

Sweet and sad. Nicely done.

I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding by the end of this

Also the song that played in my head was stairway to heaven for most of this

For a being of unimaginable power, he found the time to sit with a dying mare.

What I enjoy the most about this story is that, since this is 10+ years into the future, we can presume that some of Fluttershy's kindness has rubbed off on Discord in a way. Perhaps he knows that even he can't prevent the imminent death of a pony, and he isn't his usual joking self because he realizes and appreciates the gravity of the situation. Wanting to know that he could bring happiness to the mare in her final moments.

I've never been a fan of Discord post-Season 2, but its stories like these that show that he could believably be a benevolent entity, and this story certainly made it feel natural. Keep up the good work.

Poor Mayor Mare. I think she came down with dimentia.

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Better to go out in a furious nuclear blaze of unforgettable glory and carnage that leaves so great a scar upon the land that your name is whispered in terror by the survivors for an eon! (Alondro plans to initiate a quantum spin inversion matrix within himself... physicists will understand the implications.)

:pinkiecrazy:

Just don't destroy the planet itself. I still have uses for it. :twilightangry2:

My mother's mind is gone as well because of her mental illness, and for the most of my childhood I didn't knew her but her disconnected fragments of once was a personality. Though, despite any old built-up hard feelings, it was really important for me to kinda touch lightly this vulnerable part of my soul that still cares for her and regrets that our relationship can't end differently, that this terrible state of deterioration and constant fear of hers... it has to be this way.
You really helped me accept that with your piece. Thank you a lot.

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