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Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!


Across the lands of Equestria, Discord sends devices so that everyone can hear and see a message from him: The message being a multi-segment lesson in some of Equestria's lost history. With various guests, they shall recount such events as the real version of Hearth's Warming, forgotten heroes and villains, and wars few could imagine today.

"All viewers of this program are invited to leave their own questions for Discord and his guests."

Note: Not really an AU so much as putting in new material with only minor bending to canon.
Inspired by the "If The Emperor Had a Podcast" videos.

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To Discord: a lot of conspiracy theories and myths surround "The Age of Chaos", recording it as lasting anywhere from a few days to it's own thousand-year block. It is often blamed for Equestria's relative ignorance of the past regarding any time preceding it, and even various phenomena such as the environment's need for manual operation.

So I suppose the simple question would be, what did you actually do, and how long were you doing it for?

Venerable Ro.

Dear Discord,
How many Villains were actually imprisoned in Equestria and how many of them are still imprisoned?
And why didn‘t they just kill the Villains if they were so agressive back then?

Best regards,

P.S.: I like your Show 👍

Dear Discord,
What happened to initially make the ponies see you more as a dark lord than a chaos lord, and how did that change?
Also I have a chaos related question, when cotton candy gets wet it turns all gross and sticky and hard and stuff so how does the cotton candy cloud that pours chocolate milk rain work exactly?
hope thats not too many questions!

- Candyfloss

P.S: this makes me wanna learn more about equestrian history, seems actually interesting.


Dear Discord,

Where did YOU come from? You are (or aren't) the source of many evils, but what's your source?

Loving your show,

P.S. Potential Alicorn of Time, huh?
P.P.S. Has Spike ever wondered what pony tastes like?

To the chaos entity known as Discord,

First, I would like to ask if beside you will spike be a constant character in your "chaoscast" episodes

Second, I would like to know if you had ruled over the land that would later be known as Equestria, therefore making it so you would have been evicted and shunned from your own land

Third, is it possible to add suggestions as to who would be appearing on your episodes or is that entirely up to you (if possible I would like to request thorax cause a non-pony perspective other than the great draconaquis discord would be nice)

From: a lost and alone space marine on the dark side of the moon

Dear Discord,
Who was the first Dragon lord, and how did dragons even come together in such a way.
Sincerely Yours
P.S. Loving the show so far.

Yo, Discord! I was thinking, are you actually Q undergoing a friendship-treatment ordered by the Continuum? Cuz that's what I've thought since Season 1.

Thankees from McSpankees

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To the ever devilish creature known Di5-C0RD

The world is filled with mysterious things, if there was one thing you could obtain without the use of magic, what would it be and why?

Dear devilishly disharmonious discord.

Does every race have their own version of a Alicorn?

You know, every once in a while one hears rumors about Celestia's aide, Raven Inkwell. Nopony can recall who her predecessor was or what they looked like. She's just, always been there, handling paperwork in the background.

Perhaps this apparently ageless secretary could give a first-hoof account of "recent" history, the day-to-day bits that might have flown under Celestia's radar?

I like to see maybe Sunset, and or the Dazzlings make appreances.

Dear Doer Of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

So I would like to clarify two things before I ask my question.
1. I am a normal redblooded male.
2. My name means nightmare. (Please don't friendship nuke me)

as for my question, Discord have you ever met your mirror world self? Or is there only ever one discord in the universe?

Much regards.

(P.S. Is pinkie pie single?)

I have a pretty good sense of taste in my dreams, and I have a pretty realistic answer for that. In one dream, I was going through a buffet, and there were these light-blue ribs being offered. I tried some before realizing that it was probably Rainbow Dash and immediately waking up.

They tasted sickeningly sweet. Like if you marinated normal pork ribs in sugar-water and peach juice for eight hours. A pony's diet is almost half candy and pastries, so it shouldn't be too surprising.


"Do you want to hear how the Tribes came together or what kind of trail mixes they made?"

I...think she wants to know both, actually.

this is one of the best things I have ever read on this site.

To the most AWESOME Chaos Lord: What about the Legends of Faust? Will you cover them? Also Did you ever actually get to meet Celestia and Luna back in the BF era?

Dear Discord, the most awesome chaos lord EVER!: Like I asked before (having not realized I was an episode late to your chaotic party) Is there any truth to the legends of Faust, and any idea where they came from? Second, did you ever actually meet the young Celestia and Luna when they were still Fillies? And Finally, is it possible somehow that Pinkie Pie might be related to you somehow? It would definitely explain how she can do the things she does.

PS: {for the author{ if you intend spoilers for the series finale can you add warning? it has not aired yet here and I wanna avoid as many spoiloers as I can)

Dear Discord

Do you have any idea where the Windigos came from?Considering what they are, I highly doubt they are natural and feel like they would have been made through magic or something. And if they were indeed created, do you know who or what created them?And lastly, are they sentient and capable of intelligent thought, or are they mindless beasts that only have the drive to feed?

Sincerely, Zavex Capricious
P.S though this on an unrelated note, I wish I had been around during your reign to be honest, I actually appreciate such chaos more than I do harmony

Dear Discord,

Have you ever needed to be serious when dealing with a great threat? As the now confirmed 'God of Chaos', I now fully understand that you are most likely the most powerful singular being in the world and you often use your powers for 'trivial' things like making it rain chocolate milk from cotton candy clouds and completely obliterate the laws of physics like a twig. Which brings me to a new, horrifying, thought. Do you have the power to literally erase someone from existence and no one would know about it because they've been erased?

Sincerely, Sound Wave

Be awesome if Celestia cut a Ultimate Warrior style promo.

Dear Discord Can you tell us how many gods are there and where are they and if your the god of chaos is there a god of order ps:i'm loving this show and i hope it continuous

Dear Discord.
As a God of Chaos, how are your personal views on the forms of Chaos? Such as Change and Entropy.
Curiouser and Curiouser: Exgallion.

Dear discored

Are the rumers true of you and fluttershy datingtrue? If naught has you ever had a romantic partner before ( cough celestia cough oppisites attract cough)

From a hopeless romantic

Dearest chaos bringer, how many titles have you collected throughout the long years? Would you mind sharing some of the ones with unusual circumstances surrounding them?
From the cycle unending, Ouroboros.

Dear Discord and co.
To Discord, throughout history were there ever any entities or situations you dealt with yourself, in a discrete manner? If so would you be willing to share some context around said incident?

To all involved, for a bit of fun, if you had to be any other species than your current one, what would you choose?

Finally, for the sake of being able to ask a question to the god of chaos, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Regards, a sleep deprived private investigator.

(Fantastic story as well, keep up the good work)

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