Discord is a fanatical one. That much would be obvious to anyone who met him. But despite this, he is sharper than he appears. Hence why he was loitering around a bit before he decided to enact his revenge upon the Princesses of Equestria for imprisoning him in stone for two thousand years. Doing nothing but gathering intelligence over the course of his imprisonment, as well as keeping himself occupied through his own insanity, he knew about Null and Princess Luna’s plan to free him. He also knew how much Princess Celestia absolutely detests the thought of it.
“Well well well, if it isn’t little Null. Funny name, wouldn’t ya say? We both know what it means; ironic that your only friend gave it to you.” Discord said aloud, not caring if any heard him as he strolled casually up to Null’s statue.
“You know, I envy you. The chaos you could cause would be way more unique than anything I could ever come up with.” He says as he coils himself around the human statue.
Poking him on the nose, he continues his little tirade. “Which is why you should consider yourself lucky! It’s not every day I help someone other than myself.”
“Apparently, due to Luna’s little parasite, she had to redo parts of the spell to free you. If not for me, you would still be here for a couple hundred more years. I’ve looked over her little list for the spell, and honestly it’s so simple, it pains me to see it take so long to be completed. Isn’t this great?!”
He smiles proudly and waits for a reaction from the statue. When he gets none, he frowns a little. “You know, you could at least pay attention if you’re not going to say thank you.”
He stares at the statue for another moment, then lets out an exasperated sigh as he teleports off of the statue and reappears in front of him walking away. He snaps his fingers and grumbles to himself. “Ungrateful whelp. Honestly, the nerve of some people!” with that he slinks off as the human statue developed a crack in the stone on his leg.
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No… Luna, no…
Celestia… how could you do this… She’s your sister….
My only hope…
Gone…
What… what is this? I’m thinking again… R-right… This is what thinking is like. How long has it been? It feels like it’s been forever…. Maybe it has been. Who knows? My sight has yet to return. I wonder how things have faired without me…. No matter. The world will keep on turning without me.
Sitting in the void of darkness that is my own psyche is… calming. Unusually so… I guess I’ve finally come to terms with insanity, and let it claim me entirely. But… if that’s the case… how am I having a rational thought? Something must have broken my insanity…
CRACK
W-what was that? What… what’s this feeling… its… I can’t put my finger on it... is that… my leg?
CRACK
Immediately I feel something I haven’t felt in so long, but know all too well. Pain. Unsure of what’s going on, I just give up trying to make sense of it and let it happen; hoping it’ll pass soon. This doesn’t turn out to be the case, as the pain continues to shoot up my body; at least I think it’s my body. It’s been so long that I don’t even know what I’m feeling anymore.
CRAAAAAACK
My eyes are instantly assaulted by a bright light, and my limbs all fall free with gravity, as I can’t remember how to use them. It takes a while, but my eyes adjust to the bright light, which I soon recognize as the day’s sky; puffy white clouds drifting lazily by across my vision. This I recognize thanks to my eye telling me that I’m looking at clouds; I wouldn’t have figured this out without my eye to tell me because I’m still stuck on the fact that I’m not face first in the dirt, alongside the fact that I’m feeling pain.
Speaking of which, the pain I feel from my limbs falling on their own accord is indescribable. It’s like every bone in my body is breaking all at once for the first time ever. Then I recognize something else I’m feeling: stiffness. It’s an unpleasant feeling… And I want to stop feeling this way.
I blink for the first time. Still the same blue sky. I twitch a little involuntarily, which shifts my vision. This scares the fuck out of me, sending my heart into a frenzy; something I’m also unused to, which scares me even more.
I-is this it? Am I free?
I feel a small tug at my lips, despite the pain it causes. Judging from what I would assume my new body position is, I’m on my knees, laying back over my own legs and feet, arms strewn to either side, my head facing the sky. There’s only one thing I feel like I should do right now… and I don’t know why.
“....aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!”
“We are gathered here today, to once again honor the heroism, of these six friends. Who stood up to the villain Discord, and saved Equestria from eternal chaos!” Celestia states with a proud smile as she announces this to an audience chamber full of ponies.
The ponies cheer and stomp their hooves in response, happy to thank their saviors. Said saviors just stand there and smile, and bask in the warm feeling of satisfaction having saved their home.
However, the cheering is interrupted by a strange sound that everyone can hear coming from outside. Everyone soon recognizes this sound as a pained scream; and a loud one at that. Everyone quiets down, and listens to the screaming; which stops and pauses, likely for a breath, then continues.
Everyone is highly unsettled by this, and as a result, panic starts to spread. The guards attempt to calm everyone down, and starts to relocate them to a more secure location until they can identify what is causing such a disturbing sound.
Once the audience chamber is empty, the only one who remains is a handful of guards, the six heroes who defeated Discord, and Princess Celestia herself. The six ponies look at each other, all unsure about what to make of the situation, but clearly on edge and at the ready should they need to do something. Celestia herself sits on her throne, an unreadable mask upon her face, ready to deal with whatever may come her way. The guards that are left within the room are all facing the door, at the ready with their weapons should anything come through it.
Then, the screaming dies down. For some reason, this unsettles everyone even more than when the screaming was still audible. Suddenly, their ears are assaulted by another scream, this one way louder, almost seeming to shake the castle. And this time, they’re unready for the scream they hear.
“CEEEELLLEEEEEESSSSTTTTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
The scream ends, and Celestia starts to feel a little uneasy. Everyone’s caught off guard when the door blows open, the doors flying off their hinges and into bits and pieces flying across the room. As the smoke clears, everyone is at the ready, watching and waiting to see what will come out from it. None are ready when they see a strange bipedal creature, they likes of which are only familiar to those who would have seen such a thing in the castle gardens. Celestia however, felt her heart drop into her stomach when she recognized said creature.
He stood there in the broken up doorway, his Left Eye glowing a brilliant blue as he scowled and seethed with rage.
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you…” he said in a chillingly calm voice.
Ooo its gonna be a good story ride
Reading this wile listening to this
on spotify of course.
This is so going to the tracking list.
Favoriting will come later, when I see Null wiping the floor with Celly's face.
Have a thumbs-up!
Ah, so he did figure something out then? Good for him!
And I expect a very high quality rant from Null, he's had well over a thousand years to consider it.
Quite frankly...Celestia deserves whatever he's about to do to her. While, granted, her putting Null in stone may have actually been something of a blessing in disguise since it allowed him time to get a handle on his powers...she didn't know that at the time, and had him petrified for very flimsy reasons.
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here is a better version https://open.spotify.com/track/3o5JJ4NTnXrPObgsVTZeTI
Video file:
It begins!!!
Let er rip!!!
Seems nice so far
Thank Christ somethings actually happening.
Holy fuck did no one else get that this is a Sans reference?
the sequel started a very good chapter excellent work👍👍
Yessss i love it already!!!
This is a logically bad idea
someone probably already made this joke, but null is just sans undertale lets be real
I have never been this pumped for the next chapter of any fanfic ever!
Really though I am excited to see null tear Celestia a new one... maybe nor physically but at the very least tell her subjects how much of an ass she really has been.
I tought you said you were continuing the seeing tings through the statue shtick
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i remember distinctly saying quite to opposite...
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how so?
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OH!
Sorry that happens all the time
usually not when I read though hmmmm
i'm watching you fimfiction
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It is not but they do seem similar.
Wait I got it my bad.
>He stood there in the broken up doorway, his Left Eye glowing a brilliant blue as he scowled and seethed with rage.
>“I’ve got a bone to pick with you…” he said in a chillingly calm voice.
it's sans undertale
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gold
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"Kay, Imma let a god go for this one. NERGAL! GET YER ARSE OVA' HERE!"
"Yeah, f*ck you too boss,"
"Anyway, ya honorary, not so honorary, god Nergal Jahad speakin' 'ere.
Now lemme lay out 'dis situation to ya real quick"
"You, rumored powerful, possibly world-ending entity just got freed from a thousand years unjust imprisonment from two godlike entities.
One of them is empathetic to ya' and realizes that shooting first is probably not the best idea.
The other one is a paranoid freak who is obsessed with virtue, righteousness of herself. and has even stated that she blames you for an inevitable event that she herself caused. ie. she is willing to shift blame to avoid self-guilt despite how flimsy her evidence is.
As you can imagine that may build the conclusion that the second sister is most likely looking for a reason to justify her unfounded claims and in doing a rash action,
For example:
Barging into a throne room with the expression of an angry akuma then speaking cryptically, while the very item you were imprisoned for appears to be active
You may give her an excuse to throw you into a dungeon, then taking in how skittish her people are, they'd praise her even if you were, once again, innocent.
In that sense, this action of the boy, is very, very stupid. I mean, I'm a bloody god! Leave reckless shit to people like me who can't be arseclapped by god-like, mystical horse things."
Celestia, In the words of the Immortal Alucard:
I hope you liked your Castle, it ain't gonna be there much longer.
Also I can't wait for more! How often do you plan on updating this?
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"But Mr. Jahad, Null's mental capacity is probably off the deep end.... Will have to think more on this... "
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hm, hm, a fair point. but think about what you just said. just got free'd from wrongful imprisonment. after a 1000 year bender, and clearly not right in the head. you think he'd be capable of making a proper logical decision that would make sense? hell nah. he's pissed. on top of which, what would you expect him to do? knock on the door calmly and ask to talk? nope. for him, this has been a long time coming. he's gonna do what he's not gotten to do in a long ass time. VENT.
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as often as I can good sir.
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"Ya know, Catain Bookboi just brought up that one. Eh, all's fair and ends fair. Though I for a fact know that this world of theirs is unfair. Almost as much as that one, literal, kid who Celestia chased through a continent."
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You know, I've never really considered what Nurgle actually sounds like before, but I think you're spot on. That kind of indeterminately accented seedy pawnshop owner, the guy who smokes like fifty cigarettes a day but still wants to give you sound lifestyle advice.
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I will be honest with you, when I saw your reply pop up I had to do a double take as I thought it said Dekashitz
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The timing was purely coincidental. Good on you though, whoever's behind this.
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No idea who nurgle is, but okay. As long as y'all are having fun.
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Wow, rude? Lol, you've seen my name now many times?
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Statement: Hello Nergal.
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Okay seriously who the fuck is nurgle or nergal, or whatever this person's name is?
Hype!
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Several, I think it's the tiredness that made me see it! I had bugs dive bombing my face all night last night
Sorry if I offended, just thought you would find it funny
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No offense taken, I did find it funny lol. Get some sleep man!
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"Hey, he's immortal, we aren't."
"N-E-R-G-A-L Jahad. I swear to the Pacacian Gods, boy, we ain't in th' dark ages! Cut that sh*t out, I stopped tormenting mortals an oxymoron ago. And yes I do mean an oxymoron. It makes no sense logically."
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"Yes, and to what do I owe the indulgence?"
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Statement: Nurgle is the plague god of the Warp.
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Statement: You speak to Trixie lone dweller of the Void.
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Ah, my mistake. I must say, I've never known a war deity to abandon it's aspect before, what provoked the change of heart?
Celestia: oh buck, here we go again...
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"Personally, I'd prefer being called the 'Human God' but whatever keeps ya' comfy."
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Exclamation: The Omnissiah is superior fleshy meatbag!
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"That'a common confusion mortals make. See, Gods ain't called gods for squat, and an aspect ain't even an aspect to begin with. Mortals like to assign roles and labels to everything' they see based on How they see it. It got so far with those, till they named half the whole f*ckin' pantheon and most 'a their planet. A god ain't presiding over any aspect. What makes a god look and act the way they do is how much power they have, And how that power aflicts everything around them. No labels here, you can call Aphrodite, Venus. But at the end 'a the day e's the same petty nimbitch with a black-hole for a c*nt and an attention-seeking compelx that rivals Zeus's sex drive."
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"Ya know, I'm tempted to explain the fundamentals of the word 'God'. Luckly Ah'm a bit too lazy for that."
Yeeeeeees moooooooore!!!!!!!
Would have been hilarious if Null completely forgot how to move. Luna would just carry him around like a teddy bear.
I know its not tagged, but I do hope theres some romance in the future.
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Exclamation: SHUT UP MAGOS!
Statement: Sorry about that he can be... Dedicated at times.
I hope Celestia gets to spend a few years as a lawn ornament... preferably staring at a wall the entire time.
Sweet