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DougtheLoremaster


You can't give up your laughter, cause you're scared of a little pain~. Writing to relieve PTSD. Enjoy my misery <3 you all. Discord: dougtheloremaster

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Every time Twilight sits down for breakfast lately, the world needs saving. All she wants is to eat her breakfast just once in peace. At Sugarcube Corners, Twilight orders a freshly baked, blueberry muffin from a certain gray mare with a talent for making muffins. When Celestia appears to send Twilight to save the world, she encounters a small hiccup in that plan.
You see, Twilight is eating muffins. The end of the world can wait.

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See, this is the exact reason why you do not temporarily fix problems. Good story

:rainbowlaugh:

And that's how Equestria was made unmade!

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Thank you for reading it! Glad you enjoyed it! /)

Lol, may as well spend your last moments on the planet eating a muffin, right? :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

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absolutely!
and i mean, would you tell derpy you wouldn't eat her muffins? that she made and gave you free?
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Honestly though, I prefer cupcakes :twilightblush:

Also can you use her real name? Everyone calls her Derpy Hooves, and her name is Ditzy Doo, the fandom name just doesn’t really work...

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i would agree however, ditzy doo and derpy hooves are canonically two separate ponies according to their bios. I could probably have them meet, though they do exist in the same town at the same time.
to use her real name as claimed by hasbro...it would be Muffins.

Outside the small shop, Buildings had been reduced to rubble. The screams of frightened ponies could be heard and the sirens from the Wonderbolts dispatched to defend the area blared. Across the landscape forests had been turned to ash, and rivers had been emptied of their water. Mountains had been leveled as far as the eye could see.

Ok, I totally did not do any of that!

The thing I transported from another dimension of evil did.

I think it's name was 'Rick Sanchez'.

The thing I like most about thi . . .Muffin Time. Excuse me miss, I'm attempting to write a review for . . . Muffin Time!. But, . . . MUFFIN TIME !!!!!

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Exactly! Glad you understand!
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Apparently even Armageddon won’t actually interfere with Muffin Time.

And when the apocalypse attempted to cross the threshold of Sugarcube Corner, Derpy looked out, stared at both of the warring titans, and simply said, "Muffin. Time."

By the time breakfast was finished, there wasn't even a blade of grass out of place.

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<3 it. on that note...
"Muffins?"

Plot twist: Derpy was the one behind the destruction, and the muffins were all part of an elaborate plot!

Greetings. Your reading has been completed and can be found below., I hope you enjoy.

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