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Uh-hmmm
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
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This is going all sorts of interesting places.
Please, do continue.
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Now that's the ticket.
Instinctive magical birth control must be a thing in this word. Curiously this probably results in no unwanted kids, as no child is conceived without both parents wanting it.
Either that or porn logic and screw it
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It's simpler. Women are extra careful about when they are ovulating, and it is generally polite for men to ask where to cum.
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That's... Not nearly as effective as it seems, but they probably also have no moral compulsions against morning after pills... Or something. Well, it's porn, not going to think to hard about it or I won't be able to enjoy it much.
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Pretty much.
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Honestly was thinking the same thing but I had figured in this world, birth control insert are probably the norm and would be covered under health plans to prevent unsustainable population growth. Even in a fuck happy world people gotta eat
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your stories are set on a continual crescendo of creepiness, and not in a good way
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Also, you apparently commissioned this:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/112602/oh-gawd-what-the-buck-regidars-commission
So I think we can all learn from Celestia's sagacious wisdom.
Fucking degenerate.
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or Simply the Plant that was used to make a highly effective Brith Control Tea back in ancient Rome wasn't farmed into extinction. And as a result Sex for pleasure never became taboo.
No really.
So somehow that must have been saved or replicated efficiently through the centuries, and somehow survive the Middle Ages.
I can't remember where I heard it, but I think some comedian once remarked about the futility of high schoolers trying to learn anything while their bodies are sabotaging them with chemicals and hormones they've never had to deal with before.
This world has a refreshingly straightforward solution to that. Seems to work for everybody we've seen so far.
You know, these are surprisingly cute with Anon genuinely helping his students and whatnot.
Interesting twist. It turns out that equestrian males are only firing live rounds when in the right mood and with a gal they love and trust.
And then there’s anon, dropping babies everywhere. There are dozens pregnant before anyone figures it out.
9516480 LE GASP A LURKER! QUICK, MOM, GET THE CAMERA! THEY ONLY COME OUT ONCE IN A LITERAL BLUE MOON!
Man what a fucking good fic, liked and followed, now I wonder about the sirens, and how is equestria if we compare it to this.
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And it looks like he didn’t even render the agreed upon payment. *tsk* What is the world coming to?
Great fic mate hope you continue it or make a sequel
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Sex is fine in this Equestria but hoof/hand holding is an act that is just beyond lewd in any Equestria!
I really want this story to continue. I'm hoping Rarity and Sunset get closer to Anon.
For example, Anon could put in charge or Rarity's detention or Sunset could tease Anon for the purpose of seducing him over time.
As for new character I hope Sci-Twi, Adagio and Sugarcoat get to spend time with Anon.
You know. Peaple of this equestria sbould be fit as fuck. Sex is an intense physical exercise after all
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Sorry to burst that bubble but that's a common misconception. Real sex at least only burns anywhere between 100-300 calories and it also depends on how vigorous you are your weight and age. Some people could lose so little it would honestly be negligable (30 calories.) However sex does have actual health benefits like mood improvement as well as chemical reactions in the body. Just figured I should burst that bubble fun as the idea is to replace gym time with bed time
Of course I could also be completely wrong but that's at least what I remember finding some time ago anyway.
Great chapter and story, cant wait to read more.
I think Spolied is definitely playing the field. Hopefully Mr. Mouse will be all rested for all the fun he will be having tomorrow. Hopefully he will not be too tired on Monday if this tuckers him out.
Good chapter cant wait to read more
Casual sex but with a decent plot that is slowly becoming more complex???
Who would have thought that would work??
Thank you for posting.
Why.
Why, why, why, WHY
Has it taken me so long to find this.
This is practically custom-built for my fetish-y tastes.
I mean, I would ideally prefer just a tiny bit more of a realistic take on consent/people not using sex as an outlet for literally everything (the difference being, I feel like having teachers playing the part of sanctioned fuck-buddies and having sex be the first go-to when it comes to encouragement is one step further than I would have liked, but literally anything else, up to and including people fucking in class or in public, is perfect). It's a minor difference, though, and the difference between bonobo culture and "people who don't have ANY sex/nudity taboo" is small enough that I can call it close enough.
... My point is, while this is ever so slightly more exaggerated than how I personally would have done it, it's otherwise a dead ringer for my favorite fetish-based headcanon, so I'm excited to see more stories in this setting.
And also the rest of this one, because I'm only one chapter in.
Great chapter though it now leaves me wondering, where's Sci-Twi and her mom? And while we're at it, any chance of Button's Mom showing up?
Ok, all caught up in the land of prose as well. I love it that his core relationship is with Celestia, Spitfire & Luna. It's a striking, uncommon combination that just works for me. Just re-iterating what I've said in the land of green. Setting the excellent lewd aside, I'm loving that Anon helps out his partners with more than just "relief". Whether it's through encouragement or advice he shows he cares for them and helps form a personal connection with each one that I'm sure they appreciate. Keep up the good work Uh-hmmm. I look forward to reading more when it's ready.
Would love for this story to continue!!
Hey any idea if this is getting updates still?
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300 calories is intense physical exercise. Although most research suggests that the average bout of sex would burn close to the 100 mark. Which is moderate exercise.
That said, a 5-mile run burns an average of 400 calories; and Anon had sex at least 6 times that day. So, even if it is more like 100 calories each time, he still outdid a 5-mile run in one day. Suffice it to say, if this day is anywhere close to an average one in this world, most people would indeed be very fit.
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Well consider me corrected. Learn something new every day.
The tags are COMPLETELY WRONG. This is practically click bait
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I've been coming back to this story dozens of times. I love the various girls that are included and the way you go about making their chapters good and smutty. Gilda's chapter is probably my favorite, actually it's definitely my favorite. I really hope you plan on making more of this, because it's one of my favorite EQG stories on here.
~SolidFire
Would've been kinda interesting to see how an asexual character would operate in this world.