• Member Since 22nd Dec, 2017
  • online

Jade Dawn


A true fan can acknowledge the bad while still appreciating and cherishing the good. (known elsewhere as JurassicKaiju14)

E

In which Discord, as mentioned previously in the short description, writes a novel.

Now with a (in-progress) comic adaptation created by Diamond06mlp!

Chapters (1)
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!
Comments ( 37 )
Comment posted by Diamond06mlp deleted Apr 5th, 2019

Can I turn this into comic? I will give you full credit๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that I skipped most of Discord's abomination. I wanted to see what the whole thing was like, but two sentences in, my brain just said "Nope, f:yay: that."

Regardless, I am sufficiently intrigued to want to see where this goes.

AM I actually the only one who finds discord 'literature' a good inspiration for a comedy or not?

9547916
Wait...seriously?

I mean, is it like a commission where I'd have to pay for it or something?

9548023
Nah, I understand. :twilightsmile:

9548327
No I want to do this for fun๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

Is Discord a red and black alicorn OC now? I think he is.

Now the only problem is figuring out if he wrote that badly on purpose to annoy Twilight, or if he actually tried his best to write coherently.

Then again, it's in Discord's nature to be chaotic, so I guess I should have expected something this awful.

Also, that upside-down question mark in there is easy to do. Just turn your computer upside down and type. :trollestia:

:pinkiecrazy: and :rainbowwild:. That is all. :rainbowlaugh:

9548330
Cool. :twilightsmile: BTW, thanks for the watch!

9548398
Well, then by all means, go for it!

I will write a comment in which I will comment on this novel written about a novel.



Sorry, this comment was needed. Take a thumbs up for your good work.

Me, in the middle of reading this story: "I'm getting some serious My Immortal vibes from this."

Story:

but when all seemed lost, there was a bright flash of light and silver car came out. and from car out stepped..............MORTY MCFLY!!!!

Me: "...Oh." *proceeds to laugh hysterically*

9548419

Also, that upside-down question mark in there is easy to do. Just turn your computer upside down and type.

I think typing that Spanish question mark was the only effort he put into writing this thing. :rainbowlaugh:

9548023
Yeah the same thing happened to me too. I cringed so much in first few sentences:fluttershbad:

9568000
Well, mission accomplished, I suppose. :pinkiehappy:

So much meta, my head hurts. :rainbowlaugh:

I powered through and read all of Discordโ€™s masterpiece. I was not disappointed. 10/10

That was amazing comedy gold I love it!

Not bad. It lacks a certain sincerity that things like Plan 9 from Outer Space or The Room have. But, it still made me laugh my ass off. Like! Favorite!

9623697

It lacks a certain sincerity that things like Plan 9 from Outer Space or The Room have.

I was going more for the parody route with this one.

Glad you liked it anyway! :)

Uuuuh! This looks interesting.:pinkiesmile:

'why does no body like me/?' he asked one day as he cried in a corner all by himself because he was lonely. he was so sad that he tried to cut himself on his wrists but did not because he did not want infected

I know Discord has a twisted sense of humor, but this part made me cringe so much. It's not something anyone should joke about, but apparently, Lord of Chaos didn't get the memo.

I could not stop laughing at Discord's idea of literature. I'm laughing right now just remembering parts of it. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

9692294
I was trying to mimic those ridiculously gothic fanfics, like My Immortal. The "Morty McFly" joke was actually a direct reference to that.

Glad to hear you enjoyed it.

I stumbled upon this...

Now I'm just :pinkiecrazy:

Excellent job.

~Tips Over A Glass Of Chocolate Milk And Dashes Out.~

Your review is ready on "I Just Want A Comment" forums, here.

I enjoyed this thoroughly, it was one of the best reads I've had in a long time.

" Constructive criticism ?! It would take an entire demolition crew to fix that thing up!"

As someone who actually does review literature both professionally and here... this sentence is my TOTEM ANIMAL.

Oh my goodness. Um, well, Discord's "writing" was torture, so good job on that... :unsuresweetie:
I will say, as a martial artist, the 'flying ninja kick' part had me in tears.

Nice work on this, and no-I-do-not-mean-you-Discord. Some grammatical and spelling errors, but those are easily fixed with a quick read through.

9859678

Some grammatical and spelling errors, but those are easily fixed with a quick read through.

Do you mean the intentional ones or the stuff outside of Discord's magnum opus of madness?

9859702
Heh. Outside of Discord -- limited, however. Very, very limited.

9859705
I'll look into it. Any specific spots you noticed?

9859719
Nothing huge. Nothing huge enough to memorize. I'd just suggest one more read-through, to tone everything down.

In all honesty, Discord needs the criticism, not you and your story. Feel free to disregard me. :pinkiecrazy:

"Hey, just because you can't understand the genius of it all doesn't make it bad ! And so what if it has problems? Sometimes people love to see stories with a few artistic deviations! Look at My Immortal ! Look at Full-Life Consequences ! Those stories aren't perfect, and they're massive hits!"

Someone needs to explain in detail what this means. I keep hearing about My Immortal. But the story itself I can't find, and I don't want too from what I hear.

The second one is new though.

but before they could take it, tree hugger STOMPED IT TO DEATH, and queen novo with stormtrooper head said 'TRAITOR MEME'

Ha!

thankz for reading and NO FLAME REVIEWS!!!!!!!

*snorts laughing*

For a while, Twilight just stared blankly. She barely even registered when the papers just kind of slipped out of her telekinetic grasp and fluttered down to the floor.

Appropriate reaction.

"Well, anyway, getting down to business...I see you're having a little trouble coming up with something to write. Am I correct?" He threw a cursory glance at the Brony's username. Lime Sunrise, or something ridiculous like that.

Ha!

"Why not?" he said to himself. "I'm probably going to wake up any moment anyways."

He was quite convinced he was dreaming until he saw the comments section the next morning.

After that he never made assumptions again. Ever. About anything.


This is a brilliant satire. I don't know what I was expecting when I read this story. This... wasn't it. It was better. Well done.

Login or register to comment
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!