This story is a sequel to Pinkie Pie Tries Mareijuana
Leftie Loosey decides to get vaccinated, and it's the worst mistake of her life.
Not a direct sequel to Pinkie Pie Tries Mareijuana, but a story in the same vein. This is inspired by the very reliable and studious moms who educate themselves with Facebook memes and anti-science echo chambers to warn us all of the dangers of vaccines. Also heavily inspired by the bible tracts of Jack Chick, because why not.
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Jack Chick. . . Well there’s a name I never thought I’d see referenced on fimfic. Have a like just for that.
I get that this is supposed to be satire but... uh...
Dunno, could have been just a little bit more heavy-handed.
Also, for reals: get vaccinated, and if you have kids, get them vaccinated too.
Its fun to rag on the facebook memes and all, but if you actually do some critical research you'll find plenty of legitimate sources which go in depth into the numerous issues with the vaxxination industry.
Lets not even get into the coughvidneinteen, I'm hearing rumors that a vaxxine will be rushed through development to counter that virus, frankly, you would have to be utterly insane to take such a thing, as the normal process demands at least 10 years of testing before they are released to the general public, furthermore, laws have been passed which grant absolute legal immunity to any company or individual developing responses to coughvid so good luck getting compensation when something inevitably goes wrong with your immune response to an untested mass deployed vaxxine.
no conspiracy bs, just straight facts, take it or leave it as you will. Just ask India about how they feel about Bill "A healthy market for vaxxines" Gates and his fascination with eugenics and population control and ask about what he and his "Charity" Foundation did to many of their children. Bill Gates was friends with Jeffrey Epstein btw, another man who was absolutely fascinated with eugenics and "superior genes" among his many other crimes.
10342035
Not sure if joking or exactly the kind of person I am making fun of.
10342108
the fact that you think you are making fun of something you know nothing about beyond facebook memes really shows how much of an ignorant coomer you are, you are the kind of creature that wallows in ignorance like pigs wallow in shit clearly.
10342108
By all means, do continue to enjoy your slovenly, meager existence as a lickspittle for vaccines of all things... history will laugh at you people and consider you to be in the same vein as those who allowed Hitler to rise to power, ignorant power worshiping fools who put your trust in corrupt authorities that have been proven corrupt on numerous occasions like you never change in my experience.. you'll probably die believing in your irrational viewpoints.
I pity anyone who trusts vaccines and goes around downvoting people who oppose them, willing to bet every piece of wealth I have that they have all spent exactly ZERO hours of research into the subject beyond ,maybe reading some fake news article made by a corrupt mainstream news organization who gets kickbacks from big pharma to keep their headlines maintaining a positive narrative on vaccinations.
The kind of gullible, self absorbed idiot-children who legitimately think bill gates is a good, charitable man and that jeffrey epstein actually killed himself. beyond rationality at this stage.
They think they are trolls or something, it would be hilarious if it wasn't helping to convince all the other gullible idiots to believe in their absurd authority worshiping world views, when did it become cool to obey the government?
Author is so thin skinned he's putting a down vote on all my comments, truly a pathetic troll, don't know who you other morons are, don't care either.
10342222
Actually thats me. Your just an idiot.
10342035
Post your research. You don't get to make claims and then tell other people to do the work for you.
It's amazing how everyone who is anti "conspiracy" acts the same way,
* group think mentality (government and their mouthpieces are always correct!)
* Never research! reading things is hard work! (and only government mouthpieces tell the truth!) ((Demand sources that you never intend to use! even though anyone with even 2 braincells can do their own independent research which is far superior as you are able to pursue information without bias!.. oh wait thats impossible for you lot...))
* Mock everyone who believes that those proven to be corrupt are engaged in greater corruption! (assume that people are somehow incapable of maintaining secrets through blackmail, extortion and compartmentalization of information! for some reason!)
* Get really, really angry when anyone calls you out on your gross and overwhelming stupidity (quick! gather the army so we can lynch/downvote this dangerous wrongthink opinion away! report abuse! reeee!)
*Drink Soy.
10342236
this is not a classroom, its up to you to educate yourself and you have chosen ignorance.
10342243
Yeah so you're a troll and a pretty poor excuse for one lmao
10342245
You choose to believe that, it helps you to commit to your biases and have an "excuse" for not looking for information that could potentially change your world view. you are a child who fears change. i really don't care what about whatever silly little labels you want to throw at me.
10342255
your single minded determination to refuse to accept change, that your world view is potentially wrong, is frankly beyond autistic, so perhaps you should stop trying to throw stones at me from inside your paper mache house and just admit that you know very little about anything at all.
10342205
So you are the kind of person I'm making fun of. Hah.
So, what are your views on mareijuana?
10342312
I think you're trying to shift the topic because you are a cretin with no ability to rationally converse or debate, used to always getting your way and always holding the "correct" view point.
10342328
Who's trying to debate? I'm just here to shitpost and have fun, and right now the fun is you... babe.
10342344
no, you're here exposing your stupidity and complete inability to perform any sort of critical thinking, for some god forsaken reason you've decided that being genuinely low IQ is now shitposting... you bring shame to the concept.
I don't know what is more scary, unvaccinated people, or the fact some back alley death clinic like this could actually exist in a dense metropolitan city. It was a hung jury on this one
10342348
I love you, too, darling.
10342222
Oh, by the way, I didn't downvote any of your comments, lol. I almost never downvote anything.
10342035
Your attempt at rhetoric is almost as bad as your immune system.
I love stories like these. Especially the comments.
I always find someone new to block.