• Published 1st Mar 2019
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Smeargle Campaign - River Road

Trixie meets a fellow artist far from home

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Epilogue: A Detailed Treatise On The Reproduction Of Pokémon

Twilight blinked. “You what? How?!”

Trixie slowly unwrapped the blanket from the object – an object in a very familiar size and shape to Twilight, even if the blue and white coloring was unfamiliar.

“We had an egg. We don't know how it got there, but we had it.”

Author's Note:

:facehoof: "That's not how it works! Ponies don't get their offspring through eggs!"

:moustache: "Hey Twilight, where should I put the new books for the library?"

:twilightsmile: "Just put the boxes in the reference section for now, Spike, I'll sort through them later! You can go out and play with your friends after that, just be back in time for dinner! Anyway, Trixie, as I was saying... what? Why are you looking at me like that?"

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Comments ( 10 )

Ok, the last chapter got me.

It's a beautiful example of minimalist prose, isn't it? :moustache:



Georg #4 · March 1st · · ·

Hey, Princess Reproduction Through Egg-Laying is a proven. I should know. :pinkiehappy:

“We had an egg. We don't know how it got there, but we had it.”

*Slow clapping* :ajsmug:

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Thank you, thank you both. :moustache:

We always knew Twilight was secretly a Pokémon.

Also, Smear is going to be so confused when Cadance tells them the news at their next visit and he doesn't see another egg.

It does explain a lot. Though I wonder if she's got a stage three evolution...

First evolution was through friendship, second evolution will be through something even more esoteric.

Base form is Twilight
First evolution was Flylight
Second evolution will be Bilight, with two horns, two pairs of wings and two times as many anxiety attacks (and obviously the requirement for the second evolution is trading her with five other friends first).

(I wasn't notified of your reply.)

I was more referring to the fact that the moves aren't described like any other action.

Ah, yes. That was intentional.
It's basically the action textbox, since Smear literally comes from the video games.

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