• Published 20th Feb 2019
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Fallout: Equestria – Find Your Spark (Audio Files) - MuseoSansPony



Hello, I'm Static Spark. I'm what is known a Cortexaphan Ghoul. I don't know all the science behind it, but we are a rare breed of ghouls. I want to find the rest of my kind and document my adventures like Shoeshine or auntie Screwloose.

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Audio Log #006: Sea Sick Ghoulie

\\**//BOOP\\**//

**constant wave sounds**sounds of puking**

(Zim Zee) Still seas sick, Sparky?

(Aglow) **Echoey** She is still under the weather, yes.

**Puking sounds** There is no food in my stomach, I literally do not have to eat and never get sick. Where is **more puking sounds** it all coming from?

(Zim Zee) Sorry, not a doctor. I wouldn’t know where to begin with ghouls anyways.

I think it has something to do with necro **even more puking sounds** mancy. Fucking goddesses.

(Aglow) **Echoey** Watch your language!

(Zim Zee) I know even less about necromancy. That’s more a Starkatteri thing.

**whining** Stooooop it!

(Zim Zee) What?

**whining** Not being sea sick.

(Zim Zee) Can’t help it, I’m part Atoli, Atori, Estoli, or Estori... Whatever, My ‘Native tongue' is not my native language. My parents mentioned being part of one of those tribes or something...before I was abandoned. Means I’m destined to be on the open seas and I’m immune to being sea sick.

**whining** Aglow, do something about Zee, please?

(Zim Zee) No, no, no, no stand down glow lady. **gaging**puking sounds**

(Aglow) **Echoey** But not immune to vertigo, it seems.

(Zim Zee) **whining** I fucking hate heights....

(Glock) You igits stop messing around, we’ll be in port soon. Time to act like civilized folk. Aglow you need to git gone, but be ready to cover our contraband.

(Aglow) **Echoey** You could have asked nicely.

(Glock) Radical don’t pay me to be nice to fillies, stripes and illusions.

**ethereal chime**

(Glock) And turn that recorder off little ghoulie.

How did you–

(Glock) I have my ways. Once we make land, ya gonna have to delete any recording since Friendship.

I’m documenting my–

(Glock) There is a reason no pony knows of the Calzones. No evidence or no witnesses. Yer choice.

Understood…

\\**//BOOP\\**//

Author's Note:

but if it was deleted how is it here? Hmmmmmm :rainbowhuh: