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The Blue EM2

Happy to be here at last.


Twiligt Sparkel has created new magic gem with volitalness but it gets stoled and she and freind must get it back.

(P.S. This is intentionally bad, and a tribute to the wonderful 'Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction'.)

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 41 )

Why do I imagine the narrator sounding like Nostalgia Critic

Personally I imagine Canon590A, who did the narration in the ICTON Gmod adaptation.

This is a masterpiece 👏👏

This was the most beautiful story I’ve ever read :fluttercry:

Thanks! Mind, you have no idea how hard it is writing a deliberately bad story.

I think I may have just had a stroke, and PTSD from chatting with friends with seemingly little to no knowledge on the English language (Despite it being their bloody first)

The effort to make this bad is outstanding, man :P

Well, congrats on your first comment on my story.

I got the idea to do this after reading the works of SonicDashFan2005, who cannot write. I took the opportunity to pastiche him, but I had to clear this with mods first.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Two words. Fucking magical, this story was. Reading every word as they were spelt in my head, already my highlight of the week.

Thanks! Who knew writing trollfics was so much fun?

Guh... Guh... W-why...
*Eye twitch 3.0*

Help... Me... I... Am... Dying....

....Sorry, mate. I may have ruined this for no reason.

Sorry for not asking either, I probably should have. :twilightblush:

Yup. This definitely reminds me of the garbage I've edited for people.

But the key difference is this is deliberate.

Truly the greatest piece of literature since the days of Shakespeare. Bravo, sir! Bravo!

Thanks man. Boy was it hard to write though...

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!:rainbowlaugh: You made my day, good sir!

I thought it would be a good way of productively venting my frustration over badly written fanfiction on this site.

For a moment I thought this was written by someone else. Two of them actually (I've seen you trying to help TwistedCupcake and LonelyFanboy48, which is how I found your stories.)

It's even better when its bad on purpose.

That was the point; parody the worst of the worst. Glad you enjoyed.

This is worse than my rough draft of PJ Ponies. Congratulations.

Ha! Every time I read this, it gets funnier! Got any more like this one?

I can write another, if you'd like. In the meantime, I recommend a true dumpster fire called Across the Universe.

And she wnent to get her geode ut it was missing so she had ta borrow pendant of magics and demons. So she went over to it, and pised it up, and said, "Changleing, you die for getting on Tom's head!"

“You die for getting on Tom’s head!” :rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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