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Flutterpriest


I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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“DO PEGUSAI POOP CLOUDS?!” you scream.

“Well, it’s more complicated than that, Anon,” she says. “Now take a deep breath.”

“IS THIS YOUR POOP HOUSE?!” You scream, dropping the book.

“Anon. Please. Calm down.”

You take a deep breath and take a quick moment to recompose yourself.

“Well, I have new found respect for how nice this place smells.”

“Well, thank you, Anon,” Rainbow says with a smile. “I worked really hard at-”

“BUT YOU LIVE IN YOUR OWN SHIT!”

“HEY! MY SPECIES HAS LIVED IN OUR SHIT FOR YEARS! WE HAVE AN EMPIRE OF SHIT!”

“WELL YOU HAVE A SHIT EMPIRE.”

“THAT’S THE IDEA.”

MY SIDES OH GODS MY SIDES!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I'm gonna need a new bookshelf for this.

Welp, someone had to think of this eventually. :facehoof:

You are a horrible person for making me laugh like that. :pinkiecrazy:

Congratulations, it's shit.

“I think I just shit on Ponyville.”

Be honest. This entire story exists JUST for this one line, doesn't it?

So umm. The whole...the whole punchline of this thing, the general gist of it...

...

...I got nothin'. This is brilliant. :rainbowlaugh:

I actually had to answer this question in one of my own stories.

Through established magic systems and worldbuilding.

Which meant having to take it seriously.

...so obviously I totally wasted my time.

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Guess you're just shit outta luck.

“I think I just shit on Ponyville.”

“DO PEGUSAI POOP CLOUDS?!” you scream.

“IS THIS YOUR POOP HOUSE?!”

I completely lost it 3 times reading this story. Well done.

“HEY! MY SPECIES HAS LIVED IN OUR SHIT FOR YEARS! WE HAVE AN EMPIRE OF SHIT!”

WELL YOU HAVE A SHIT EMPIRE.”


Or maybe a Sith Empire.
This story is shit. So when the shit hits the reader, he realizes that this shit is still not as awkward as a Sith hitting his shit.

Read while shitting at work. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

So I'm kind of sitting here wondering what to comment on this story that made me laugh so much I choked on my Doritos,

That's another addition to the favorites library :rainbowlaugh:

I can believe that RD built her own house. In my headcanon, Rainbow has a bachelorette's degree in Weather Management, with a minor in Cloud Architecture.

Or at least certification for those things, if the degree is too nerdy for Dash's character.

So basically the concept of Pegasus civilization is just one big load of shit?

But what happened to the fat dookie nuke Anon dropped on Ponyville? Who did it hit? :rainbowderp:

New headcanon accepted.

“Well the pee is stored in the squalls.”

I feel a powerful urge to fight something

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