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MythrilMoth


LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Oh, Celestia, this is bloody ridiculous! :rainbowlaugh: Now I really want to hear that origin story

Wait, so, how easily she cum? Or does she shoot without orgasming? That part with Sunset at the end got me confused.

Hilarious story, can barely wait to see how this will continue :rainbowlaugh:

Well... that happened.

Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting.

It was dark blue and had a shiny-slimy look about it, and was coiled tightly around her left leg.

:twilightoops: Good Lord, I don't know if Dash has enough blood in her to feed that thing. And given the... secretion rate, dehydration might be a factor as well.

I'm going to ask that you never use "splatoon" as a verb again, no matter what Dash does with her eleventh tentacle.

Sunset blinked. "You carry medical instruments around with you?"

"In case of medical emergencies."
Pinkie noddd. "Makes sense to me!"

This is certainly going to be interesting. We'll see what arises from these circumstances.

This isn’t really futa but it is a horror story

This... is magnificent. Between the pew-pews and the reactions, and the medical instrument bag. “You never know when you’re going to need to examine something medically.”

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That's why the description calls it a deconstruction. :P

“She has a what? It’s how big?”



“...The princesses have requested your presence in Canterlot. They want to study it themselves.”

Could be worse.

Could be made of beans.

I'm not sure it works as a deconstruction if Pinkie immediately goes into Molester Mode.

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Don't you mean a C&Dnis

I really want more because this is too funny

….You have my attention.:duck:

Ya know what i think is funny now this has been brought up? RD is a girl, even tho she’s THE biggest tomboy ever, she’s a girl through and through, :p

"Well...she does occasionally grow wings and pony ears," Windy said; she was in the bedroom with Rainbow Dash, keeping a discrete distance.

That still doesn’t explain why she spontaneously spouted a HORSE COCK THE SIZE OF HER LEG, I’m interested in seeing where this goes tho,

Well, first off, this is certainly.....*Imitates Rarity’s voice* interesting. I’m surprised that it was Rainbow Dash that it happened to, as Sunset would be the more obvious choice with her being the transdemsional pony and all. But, I think this is also a cliche trope as well, so it was nice to see that it was one of the other girls this happened to. Wonder what the other girl’s reaction would be if this were to happen to them. My thoughts:

Sunset: *Shrugs shoulders* Eh....Not the strangest thing to happen to me.
:raritydespair:: My life is OVER!!!! *Cue epic Rarity freakout*
:applejackconfused:: Nope.
:pinkiehappy:: Ooo. This is going to be fun. Wonder what, or who, the author is going to have me do.
:fluttershyouch:: Oh my. *Passes out with her new equipment proudly pointed to the sky*
Sci-Twi: *Adjusting glasses* Fascinating. I must study this phenomenon more intently.

Anyway....Good story. Don’t know if you will expand on this, but I will say this....

Rainbow suddenly let out a panicked noise. "Uh, girls? I...I gotta pee." She looked around wildly. "And I don't know which one it's gonna come out of," she added.

This....This one line totally made this story and had me laughing heavily.

oh god, this just keeps getting grosser and funnier

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seriously, I can't get enough of Moth's comedy

Fluttershy shrugged. "Futa really grosses him out," she said. A small, evil smirk graced her pretty yellow face. "It'd be worth it just to see his reaction to this. Also, if he does still go for it despite the giant horse penis, just think about my creepy brother getting completely splattered in horse cum ..."

Child-like voice: Mommy, Fluttershy is scaring me.

took the dick's blood pressure

Twilight: The fact that I'm able to do this with a standard arm-cuff sphygmomanometer is absurd.
Sunset: This whole scenario is absurd.
Dash: That sphyg-whatever word is absurd.

Nice to see an acknowledgement of the anatomical impossibility of the situation.

"Purely in the interest of collecting as much data as possible for a thorough scientific study of the phenomenon, I would like to observe its behavior during..." She licked her lips. "Stimulation."

The amount of chutzpah necessary to suggest this when the subject's mother is in the room...
Put crudely, Twilight has bigger balls than Rainbow Dash.

"I'm scared now," Sunset said quietly. "How did I ever get away with bullying you? You're pure evil."

Eh, only when tormenting her brother is on the table.

I see we're going with a Ditzy Shoes ship for this one.

In any case... yeah, there are really no good options here. Even the deliberate choice to avoid stimulation might just prompt the thing to, shall we say, seek it out. :pinkiesick: Hopefully Equestria gets back to them soon.

golden puddles

Ok, I've got to stop you here. There's no way an athlete like RD would stay dehydrated enough for her urine to be yellow, much less immediately stinky. So unless it's the admittedly plausible explanation the piss comes from the piss dimension, just like the cum comes from the spunk one, those puddles shouldn't be golden.

Still hilarious though, and I'm sad Sunset didn't take the offer on for old times sake. If there's anyone who could miss horse cock in there it's her, current elasticity non withstanding.

You better check and see what species' semen that thing is spurting before doing the sex-thing. Human, earth horse, or pony. Seeing a 15-to-18 year old girl's life ruined or possibly ended by an unplanned pregnancy is just about the least sexy thing I can think of.

Why not just called the Shadowbolts while your at it?

"I don't know where your horse dick's blood supply is coming from, but it seems to be functioning independently of your own body. If it wasn't, there wouldn't be enough blood flow to your brain for you to, y'know, live."

Yikes.

Rainbow's irises shrank to pinpricks, her cheeks flushing brilliantly. "Gahuh?"

Your eloquence is unmatched.

"FOR SCIENCE!" Twilight cried desperately. "Besides, magic is crazy weird! Maybe if she uses the thing for what it's made for, it'll go away on its own!"

For science she says.

"I mean, I don't mind doing manual stimulation of it myself, but I'd rather not tear every muscle in my lower torso to shreds trying to ride that."

It would be nice.

I’m glad it’s addressed here, because no one ever considers blood pressure, do they?

Also: “For Science!”

Windy whimpered at all the piss dripping off literally everything, collecting in stinky golden puddles on the floor, lavatory, and in the bathtub.

Again, love how blunt you are, xD

"It's observational science!" Twilight cried defensively. "If we want to understand the great mystery, we must study all its aspects! We must embrace a larger view!" She adjusted her glasses, which gleamed in the reflected sunlight from the window. "Only through science will we be able to save your daughter from her magic monster horse cock."

observational science,

sure let’s go with that....

"Yeah, hard pass on that," Sunset said, wincing.

Hehe, HARD pass on that, xD

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to be 24 years old, and I’m clearly not that old in my head, xD

"Make mine tequila," Luna said, swallowing the rest of her coffee and setting Celestia's phone aside.

Oh boy.

"Wow, that was...the most bizarre and oddly moving motivational speech ever," Sunset said in an impressed tone.

Yeah that sounds about right.

"That or we're all a bunch of perverts," Pinkie Pie said.

Very likely.

"SCIENCE!!" Twilight bellowed again, breathing heavily. "Raw, naked SCIEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!" She dropped back into her seat, breathing heavily, her face flushed and her eyes glassy.

... You OK there, Twilight?

Sunset facepalmed. "I don't know, I don't wanna know, not my problem."

Fair.

...I honestly have no idea what to say about this...

Luna raised an eyebrow. "A horse wiener? Now that's dangerous!"

I have been waiting years for someone to make this reference.

Fluttershy's line at the end sums up my thought process after reading this!

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I'm surprised it actually took this long!!

Zephyr Breeze cut a sneeze above the knees as he eased through the lees of Rainbow Dash's home.

Nice rhyming, but what is RD doing with lees in her home?

Zephyr Breeze cut a sneeze above the knees as he eased through the lees of Rainbow Dash's home.

Why do I get the feeling that this is how Zephyr's inner monologue always sounds?

Zephyr Breeze halted in his tracks. "Say what?"

Heh. It's like a dog catching a car. He has no idea what to do next.

"For best results, I need a genuine stimulus reaction! A live, fully biological male specimen!" Twilight countered.

And in the BCU, Twilight curses herself for not funding research into extradimensional markets without knowing why.

"I can't believe I'm seeing this," Windy said. "I can't believe I'm not stopping this!"

Porn logic is a cruel, perverse mistress.

Wow. Wow. I'm pretty sure my reaction to this chapter can best be summarized as :pinkiesick:. And I just had to read it. I can only imagine how many times you had to take a break to settle your stomach.

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Wow. Wow. I'm pretty sure my reaction to this chapter can best be summarized as :pinkiesick:. And I just had to read it. I can only imagine how many times you had to take a break to settle your stomach.

Oh, I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Unfiltered raunch comedy is what I LIVE FOR! XD

Sci-Twi is taking complete advantage of this situation. Although why she wants to possibly have Zephyr’s baby, and why she’s trying to get Rainbow all impregnated as well... Wait, why am I thinking about this? I blame you, author.

"Apparently," Celestia said. "It seems she's somehow grown a giant magical horse wiener."

I wonder how Celestia was able to say that with a straight face?

"Yes. Yes it is." Celestia stood slowly. "I'm going to get some rum. Do you want some rum?"

:facehoof: Nevermind....

"Oh for goodness' sake," Fluttershy said, facepalming. "Just...ugh." She walked over to Zephyr and crouched down in front of him, jerking at the drawstring of his pants. "You all owe me for this," she said as she yanked her brother's pants and underwear down around his ankles.

"Fluttershy?! What are you—" Rainbow cried in alarm.

Fluttershy's pink tongue lashed out and slurped up Zephyr's dangling doodle, pulling it into her mouth.

Twilight's jaw dropped. "What in the world?!"

"Oooh, plot twist!" Pinkie said, grinning from ear to ear.

Both hands planted firmly on her brother's hips, Fluttershy emitted a litany of soft sucking, slurping sounds and quiet grunts as her buttery soft lips went to work on Zephyr's dick, which ever so slowly began to rise to mast, the seafoam-green shaft looking firmer and more girthy each time Fluttershy rocked back on her heels.

Sunset pinched the bridge of her nose. "Well, this is it," she muttered. "We've officially reached rock bottom."

"I can't believe I'm seeing this," Windy said. "I can't believe I'm not stopping this!"

"I think the cum stench in here is getting to all of us," Twilight said. "It's the only logical explanation."

Fluttershy's sucking grew more frantic, and Zephyr let out a loud hiss of pleasure.

"That or we're all a bunch of perverts," Pinkie Pie said.

Zephyr's rock hard mast popped out of Fluttershy's mouth with a wet sound, a trail of saliva connecting them.

Okay, I’m officially disgusted and turned on at the same time....

Good job.👍

"NO!" Twilight yelled raggedly, her eyes too bright behind her glasses, her face flushed. "COME INSIDE HER! GIVE HER EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! BUST THAT NUT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BUSTED IT BEFORE! FOR SCIENCE! "

:pinkiegasp: Not something I expected to hear out of Sci-Twi’s mouth.

"SCIENCE!!" Twilight bellowed again, breathing heavily. "Raw, naked SCIEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!! " She dropped back into her seat, breathing heavily, her face flushed and her eyes glassy.

Oh my Celestia, Sci-Twi got off on that?!?!?!?! Well, it’s always the geeky ones that are the biggest freaks in the bedroom.

"Thank you," Twilight said. She grabbed Zephyr by the elbow. "Come on, Zephyr," she said. "I need to run a few extra tests...controls, baselines, variables, it's all sciencey stuff."

"Uhh, okay," Zephyr said slowly, blinking. "This, uhh...ain't gonna have needles is it? Cuz I'm not a fan of needles."

"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that," Twilight said feverishly. "You won't be the one getting penetrated..."

:pinkiesick: Sci-Twi, you could do SO MUCH better than Zephyr as your first time.

Fluttershy examined her half-empty bottle of orange juice. "Mrs. Whistles, do you have any vodka...?"

Fluttershy, we’re going to need ALL the various alcohols after that scene.

Now, if you will excuse me, I think I’m going to see if I can get drunk enough to forget this chapter.

Fluttershy examined her half-empty bottle of orange juice. "Mrs. Whistles, do you have any vodka...?"

That's the sanest question asked in this entire story. Sure, there's not a single sane being on sight there, but damn. Windy is the worst offender, I guess? I'm kinda both expecting and dreading her being the one to ride Rainbow, as this insanity develops.

Although I still believe it should be Sunset. FOR SCIENCE, SWEET SWEET SCIENCE!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Fluttershy examined her half-empty bottle of orange juice. "Mrs. Whistles, do you have any vodka...?

Screwdrivers, eh?

"It's definitely magical," Twilight pronounced. "If it wasn't, Rainbow Dash would've died hours ago."

......... well there’s a goddam reason to go blue, i’m sorry, xD

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