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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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??? I don't know if I should laugh now... or cry... <><> I am confused...

... what?
At least I got a laugh out of this.

This is a horrible story.............. but a great comedy sketch. You, sir or ma'am, have excellent comedic timing. I had a hearty laugh at least five tiems reading this. Nice work.

I could see you making a lot of Robot Chicken/SNL-esque type content from the skills I see here.

Bendy and Jakkid166 on the same day?

It really is Christmas!

“Anon is very helpful with my animals. He can’t be evil! Plus I love his big cock.” said Fluttershy.

Well...... I can't argue with that logic

:rainbowlaugh:

This is why Artificers should never try to get in on that Paladin action with their little toys. Not to mention their little "Toys"...

But really, fucking funny, even if a little ridiculous.

.....Ouch.

I fell out of my chair Laughing, it hurt so much on both counts.

9572378
Laugh as hard as you can

ama

Evil?

Bit short, but still humorous.

Well... this was certainly... something.

Dat ending :rainbowlaugh:

Xam

I notice that Fluttershy hasn't been tested for if she's evil or not....

For legal purposes, is uploading a clopfic considered "distribution of zoophilic pornography"? That act is illegal in some states.

9573039
That's a good question, actually.

Truly the greatest story on this website

I have nothing to say other than this was a great laugh of a time to read. Please, sir/madame/other, continue with your shenanigans :pinkiecrazy:

“GOOD NEWS, EVERYPONY!” shouted Princess Twilight, trotting in with her two front hooves raised high in the air for a brief moment. “I’m about to announce my latest invention.”

Why are you here Luna and what have you done to Twilight?

“Anon is very helpful with my animals. He can’t be evil! Plus I love his big cock.” said Fluttershy.

Wait wat.

“Yeah, but I only got that good since Twilight cast her magic on my junk! My penis was not made to fuck big fat pony butts. And why would you know so much about your brother’s cock?”

Ah, so this is that kind of story.

Ok, I can handle that.

End

Should I attempt to comprehend what just happened, or should I just shove it next to the Pinkie Box?

Tolstoy, Chekhov, Shakespeare...and Bendy:moustache:

God and evvil are relative , and scale how much

“Yeah, but I only got that good since Twilight cast her magic on my junk! My penis was not made to fuck big fat pony butts. And why would you know so much about your brother’s cock?”

Narrator Voiceover: It was at this moment Killerokie realized he was reading a Bendy story.

9573488
I noticed it the moment Flutters said she loved his big cock.
I was like wait a minute... who the fuck wrot-oh yeah. Bendy..

“Anon is too good at sex to be evil.” said Cadence.

"What did you say deer?"
"er Shining Armor I was just... I mean."
"We'll talk when we get back home honey."

Edit
I thought the title was Twilight's evil dictator. Only once reading this did I find out it's Twilight's evil detector.

.....huh.



.......have an upvote.

Boners are evil, I guess?

9573039
Probably better to ask a lawyer qualified in your state than anybody around here. Although that would be a rather awkward conversation...

Better love story than twilight.

“Anon is very helpful with my animals. He can’t be evil! Plus I love his big cock.” said Fluttershy.

Anon: "I'm proud of both statements!"
(Also, latest at this point this clearly an Bendy-story.)

Princess Celestia sighed deeply. “Applejack, Anon has been here for a year, and all he has really done is fuck mares for the most part for bits.”
“And I enjoy my work.” you said sincerely.

That is believable.

I thought... look, I thought this was gonna be a deep philosophical story which would be a nice read - ‘You see Twilight, humans have to learn to be good and are born evil unlike most on Equus’ but then.

This.

9574462
It's a comedy. Says so right on the cover. You're not supposed to take it seriously.

These fics are almost as weird as my dreams

9574518 Fuck, man, I never read the tags. Can confirm, however, that I took this super seriously. I don’t think anything can hope to live up to this; truly, this is a new kind of standard for writing of every form. So thought-provoking!

tl;dr i dont read tags and i realised a few sentences in not to take it seriously ty very much

this is quite literally the best story a man has ever written on this website

This is exactly two steps away from being the most cringey thing I've ever read.

9573500
Well there are other silly porno crackfic authors, but Bendy does have a certain way with the ass fetish that is pretty distinctive.

This story is right fucked lol
But i am a jamaican and man and appreciate the dead end shout out.

9574644
True, true.. Like Flutterpriest..

*read story*
whatthefuckamireading.png
*sees author name*
GOD DAMMIT BENDY YOU SNUCK ONE BY ME AGAIN

You were sat on Spike’s chair at the conference table, dressed in a fine black tuxedo. Rainbow Dash was sat nearby on your right flank. Followed by; Pinkie Pie, Starlight, Rarity, Applejack. And then finally Fluttershy, who was sat on your left side.

Hmm they are not sitting on their seats?
The thrones areupload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/The_Cutie_Map_MLP.png
So Fluttershy is after RD

9573643
Sounds like a good name for a sequel.

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