• Member Since 5th Jan, 2019
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The Sarcastic Brit


Was (in)famously known as Greyson. Now I'm just known as an arsehole. Nothing new, to be honest. I'm also the Emperor of the Gambia apparently, so there's that I guess.

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Once upon a time, I, Alexander Ian Greyson, lived on a world called Earth. More accurately, rolling myself around in a fine little town somewhere in the N.W of England with an absolute lad of a roommate named Jordan. Love the madman. I wonder how he's doing these days? He'd best be keeping my bloody room in top shape. Not that I'd know if he was or not.

I mean, I've not seem him for what, a few years now?

Hey, it's not my fault I got my sorry crippled arse flung headfirst into Wonderland itself... Actually, maybe it was. Who knows? I sure don't. At least I've still got my trusty wheelchair with me. Ah, good ol' Owen Wheelson, always with me every step of the way. Ha.

(A story written for no other reason other than boredom and/or drunkenness, starring a sarky wheelchair-bound Brit. Also, possible romance, some definite dark humour and a whole load o' wheel puns/jokes abound. Please don't get offended over anything in the story, 'tis merely for humour.)

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When’s the next chapter comming out?

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Possibly tonight, possibly tomorrow. Possibly when the sun itself goes supernova. Who knows?

Me.

I’m gonna say this right now, I love you but I hate you at the same time.
Reason for hate: THE FUCKING JOKES!!!
Reason for love (no homo): THE FUCKING JOKES!!! (And the boop)

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By the time I'm through you won't be able to stand them.

Haha.

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BRING IT, I CAN HANDLE IT! (maybe, probably not)

This was glorious ;-; nuff said

wasn't there a different story much like this and what happened to it?

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Yes, called "If This is Hell, I've Been a Good Boy," also written by me. There'll be a blog on my profile at some point detailing where and why it went.

Ah. His grand return.

Nice

Wait that name sounds familiar. And that pic.....could it be?

How to make your own personalized ashtray

Step 1: Get a Jew
Step 2: Profit

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I will use the twenty fifth letter of the English lexicon to show that I do no believe your previous statement

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Well I’m an idiot lul. Though I don’t blame you

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By stonghoof's ( WoW npc) beard your back!? :pinkiegasp:

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Ain't no grave which can hold my body down.

‘Fuckers hit me with a book at high speed because, you know, what better way is there to prove that I’m not on Earth than by yeeting a fucking book at me? None it seems.’

"This bitch crippled! YEET!"

I mean, I would do the same to be frank...Ann Frank. You did nazi that coming, did ya?

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You are a mad and insane god and thats why we love ya!

I love where this is going so far,hope to read more fro you soon . best of luck . Everafter

You know, if this is Hell, I've been a good boy.

HA HA Ha...

Fuck you Greyson/sarcastic brit.

Epic Reboot, shenanigans with wheelchair are to be expected.

wait what happened to you I just found you I thought you were dead

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Nah, I'm actually dead but God's taking a while to process my Intu-Heaven application.

Why'd you put this on hiatus after only two chapters?

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Good ol' lack of inspiration and willingness.

I'll come back to this in a bit, eventually, but I'd like to focus on my other story for a while.

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That picture looks like something by Mel Brooks.

fun, glad to read it, would like to read more someday.

How do I keep coming back?

Oh yeah. memes and the fact that this was in the “similar” section...

again

"...And you three are?" I ask, getting their attention. Suddenly, all three of the fillies jumped forwards and were now lined up right in front of me. Still confused, I just sat there wondering what it was that they had planned. 'They're kids. What are they gonna do, shout me to death?'

"WE'RE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"

I couldn't hear anything in my left ear for the next 24 hours.

He just jinx himself.

Why can Celestia read his mind?
Its just a random out of nowhere bullshit. Even more so then the rest of this chapter.
Like i.imgur.com/azkXo4K.png

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...i see no blog. Was it in invisible ink?

You know what makes this story all the more awesome is the fact that I keep getting fold-up-electric-wheelchair ads, now?

This seems like a rewrite of If This Is Hell, I've Been A Good Boy

I rather liked that story and was sad to see that it was pulled. Happily I still have an Audio version of it in my iTunes.

As for this story, I like it.

The Monk
“Puberty was a curse for those inflicted with it, and boundless amusement for others who survived the process.” -Scarheart

I love the cover image that's all I came here to say bye-bye

I'm really sad the original fic is gone. I hope that one day this one will be at least back to where the previous story left of on. By punching Celestia in the face.

Aww, I searched for the other story like a madman, I was beginning to think that I imagined the whole thing, and then I find this and it's already on a hiatus.
Oh well, this is pretty good on it's own, even if it's a little short. Have a fav.

It does break my heart though, finding out the original is saved is good and all, but it’s only a sad reminder that one of my favorite stories on this site will never be continued up until that point

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