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ChillyKitty


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Lonely Love is the perfect matchmaker. When somepony is in love with another, she can tell with just a glance. The problem is that nopony seems to love her.

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Comments ( 14 )

Cover art says Twilight is going to rip her a new one, for some reason. Not sure how since they don't know each other.

I enjoyed this, nice read

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I'm glad you liked it

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Your welcome, any time

A blue maned, white unicorn with sunglasses; taken by a gray earth mare.

who is the grey earth mare?

Yay! Derpy and the Doc!
I like this story.
(Cool name, btw)

Poor Lonely...
But then.. Yay for Lonely..?

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yes, yay for poor Lonely

Sequal....now...:fluttershysad:

Lonely Love was done beating around the bush. Today was finally the day that she'd find love. She'd been spending years studying mind altering magic after being rejected a total of one hundred and twelve times. Now the number was closer to a hundred and seventy nine. No, it was exactly one hundred and seventy nine.

How is that even possible?

She smiled sadly, “It’s obvious in the way she looks at you. I’ve seen her look at you like that since the first time I ever got coffee here,” she laughed a little at herself for still trying anyway and moved to make her flank visible, showing off the split heart with a small ‘x’ in the middle, “It’s a talent.” She said simply, turning to take her leave and trotting out into the distance without even looking back.

So her talent is something similar to cadence’s?

“Ugh fine! Yes! We’re going on a date!” She spread her wings and bounced around in a circle, “But!” she stopped suddenly, “You shouldn’t use your talent on other ponies without permission!”

Hey, if cadence can do it, so can she.

Of course, there are other types of spells related to love but aren’t necessarily considered romantic unless applied in the right way. There is the ever famous dark spell, ‘Want it, need it.’ It causes anypony who looks at a particular item to want that item, to love it either platonically or romantically. There have been some fascinating tales of a mare falling in love with a turnip or the stallion who fell in love with his own reflection that were presumed to be caused by this spell. In theory, somepony could use the dark spell just to have ponies falling in love with them at a blink of an eye, the only ponies being immune are alicorns and the spell caster naturally. However, due to it’s immoral nature, it has been banned from Equestria. Until somepony is able to come up with a safe way of studying the spell, we won’t know for certain how it works.

Immoral nature?

She was heading to Ponyville, her job as a journalist demanded it. Now you might think that being a journalist would be fun, going on adventures, solving cases, you know, the works. But you're thinking of the wrong type of journalist. She was the ‘try to possibly get an interview with one of the ponies that go to the friendship school, don’t even try to go for one of the staff members or the princess, why would they want to talk to you?’ kind of journalist.

Didn’t know there were different types.

It only takes one glance to find out whether they’re single or not. And yet nopony ever showed that love when looking at her, she could never hear the fondness in her voice when they mentioned her name.

I think you mean their.

She stomped a hoof on the ground. That's it. Ponyville seemed to have more couples that Canterlot, despite its population. She wasn’t going to use the spell… but she did first decide that before going to a place overpopulated with romance.. She was going to use the spell.

Wait, so is she going to use it or not?

“We’re going back to the castle.” she turned and signaled for Lonely to follow, “Don’t even think of trying anything.”

I would have thought about it a lot.

wow look at all those ships I acknowledge.

I didn’t understand most of them.

I knew something like this would happen.

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