This is the story about how a human male is able to find a way to open a portal into the colorful world of Equestria. Where in finding a certain Derpy Hooves to claim as his own, he must also claim all the drama that comes with her. NSFW
Dun dun duuuuuun!
(You also looked up her age, last thing you would ever wanna be was a fillyphile)
One must appreciate the precaution in this man.
Dun dun duuuuuun!
One must appreciate the precaution in this man.