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Scarlet Crow

I love blood and violence! I have got a boner for murder!


It has come to the attention of Princess Celestia, that many visitors to Equestria are uninformed in the idiosyncrasies of the country and as a result have unnecessarily suffered several injuries. Due to the need for patient space in the hospitals, her Royal Highness hereby issued the following guidelines to anypony who wishes to keep their original number of limbs.

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For a moment, I thought this was going to be a guide for a displaced character (which is lazy writing as it is. Don't ever think it's a worthwile anything.)

And there's my advice for a first time writer.

This is even better than I thought.

Yeah, hurting Fluttershy when the BEST case scenario is a very angry Rainbow Dash is not a smart move.

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