"But Vee," Cream said between panting rapidly, "I'm straight." Delta just grinned.

Not for long~.

"There's no way I'm sleeping on this, now," Cream said. Delta smiled.

No you are not!!!

"Vee, look, we were both..." Cream didn't want to say the word 'desperate'. "It was fun, but I really do prefer stallions."

"Hey, I like stallions too," Delta said. "You can like both. Maybe you just need to try it again with a mare." Cream smiled softly.

Sure you two do.

Delta shook her head and pushed the memory away. She looked back and forth between Apogee and Button before finally looking back at Cream Heart.

"Yeah. We've met," Delta said to Apogee. "So you found yourself a colt, huh? Why did you bring him back here?"

Apogee and Button exchanged knowing looks.

Let the foursome commence!!!

"So is spaghetti until it gets wet,"

This. This is officially the best thing anybody has ever written in history.

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I agree. Its one of the best quotes ever, I never get tired of seeing it.
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Knowing how Shake operates, I bet we're going later find out that Apogee and Button are actually half-siblings on their father's side and there's nothing anypony can do to stop them!

"I hear there's a reason why he's called Long Division."

"Well, duh" Delta scoffed with a slight roll of her eyes in Heart's direction. She gave Heart that kind of side-long glance as she pushed open the exam venue. "He's, like, five foot two..."

“Hey.” Delta mumbled. Apogee could immediately tell that she’d already had a drink or two. This was probably not the best state for her to eventually admit that she’d spilled the beans about… everything. Still… best to start with the introductions, everything would work out. Somehow.

Good luck with that... You will probably need it.
Edit: Or not.

In bed, Delta was a brilliant tactician. Her every move was a calculated strategy. [...]
Delta deliberately teased her, prolonging her agony, driving her burning need higher and higher. Every muscle fiber in Cream's body was pulled taut, like a guitar string begging to be plucked. Her entire being was begging for release. She was right were Delta wanted her.

Go for it!

That was so hot! I loved it.

Delta didn't even have time to groan in irritation before Button Mash followed Apogee inside. Button couldn't help but notice the 'home defense' crowbar by the front door. He eyed the tool nervously. In every video game he'd played, he never saw it used for its intended purpose.

That is its intended purpose. You beat a guy for a while with an aluminum baseball bat it's going to warp. Not only will the crowbar do its work as a bludgeon, but you can also do some nasty work with the chisel part too. Delta Vee knows what's up.

"Hey Cream, What up?" Delta asked. "Did you want to watch Star Mares with me again?"

I'd have gone with "Star Horse" but that works too.

"Hey Vee," she replied. "I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked myself out of my room and the Residents' Assistant won't be back until the morning. You wouldn't happen to know how to pick a lock would you?"

Where's Littlepip when you need her?

"No problem," Vee said, giving her a quick hug back before breaking the embrace. "I'm actually studying for it right now. Wanna go over my notes for a bit?."

Extra period, King.

Cream Heart was almost certainly oblivious to the fact that she fancied mares as much as stallions. Sure, it was true that Delta had eyed her friend's flank every time she sat down two desks in front of her during class. But she didn't know that... Right?.

Ahh yes. I can see where this is going.

On the other hoof, this was Cream Heart. She liked Cream Heart. A lot more than she'd like to admit. And now her leg was resting against her own. That damned, wonderful leg. What was the other mare thinking?

Cream Heart squirmed in her seat, shifting closer to the other mare and pressing more of her thigh against

Kill some of that whitespace. I can see the origin of the universe in that hole!

"Do you mind if I use the restroom?" Cream Heart asked, startling Delta from her reverie of panic

Missing period.

Delta couldn't help but watch the thick thighs of the other mare bounce with each hurried step. The earth pony's tail was flagging just as high as hers. Delta was none too proud to find herself staring are the other mare's displayed nethers. It only worsened her own condition, making her wingboner impossible to prevent the instant the bathroom door closed.

First part of this is pretty hot. Why wingboner though? I know the fandom calls it that but I need to have my balls tickled when I read clopfiction and it just sounds crude being used unironically. I'd have gone with "avian erection" in reference to her wings.

Cream reluctantly resumed her seat beside her. The spot had become cold in the open air. The coolness of it against her hot marehood was a brief respite from the ache.

That's a nice detail there!

Cream moaned as Delta's nibbles on her ear

Earplay: A small part of nearly every clopfic and yet it's not something very many people think about.

She wanted pussy, her pussy.

She wouldn't wait to bury her face in it, to eat it. She tasted the hot juices flooding her cunt.

Oi, Delta ya fookin' cunt! I'm goin' t' wreck yeh m8! In all seriousness, as an American, I can't take the word "cunt" seriously. It just conjures up images of some filthy chav spouting bullshit. Or an Australian on any given day.

With sex, quantity was not better than quality, and not all orgasms are made equal.

I think the same is true with jerking off. I'm sure we've all had that "good enough for government work" nut when we weren't feeling it. Then you get something you really need to do the job and it's like INFINITE POWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

In bed, Delta was a brilliant tactician.

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his pony. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his pony!

Her every move was a calculated strategy.

You give Delta 500,000 gallons and she'll be in-between those thighs by Christmas!

Every muscle fiber in Cream's body was pulled taut, like a guitar string begging to be plucked.

Oooh, I like that!

Cream cried out in a frequency high enough to wake her nocturnal batpony neighbors Delta couldn't hear a thing when the mare's thighs snapped together on her head, holding her in place. But she could feel the mare's cry in the fillings of her teeth.

Is that a thing that can literally happen? It makes for good sexy talk, I'll give ya that!

Luckily I've been on a bit of a pineapple kick lately."

A pineapple reference that predates Detachable Penis? Very cool! There's not another clop writer out there I know about that likes to bring that bit of trivia up. At least until I inevitably steal it.

Cream Heart felt herself at odds. She felt some measure of obligation to return the favor. But she wasn't keen on administering oral sex in general, be it on stallion or mare. And she had only recently considered dipping her hoof into 'playing for the other team'. But she found herself well in the deep end of the pool and it was, quite literally, over her head.

Very nice line. Great wordplay. You lived up to your nom de plume there!

"I hear there's a reason why he's called Long Division."

Maybe it just means he boom boom long time.

"It's the square root of molecular weight over combustion chamber pressure..." he said. "And my name is Jet Stream."

"See you after class then, Jet. I'm Delta."

And he would go on to fuck his own daughter. Repeatedly. In the asshole.

Not bad! Not bad at all. I think Cloppy McComments has his work cut out for him. You set a high bar. But I've read his work and he's no slouch. If there's anyone that can top the World's Strongest Writer™, it's him.