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Wanderer D


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Captain Scootaloo of Equestria's Royal Air Force has been assigned the mighty Helicopter-Tank-Castle-of-Chickens for a special mission: Rescue Princess Rainbow Dash (Celestia's daughter, duh) from the clutches of the Shadowbolts!

With Celestia's beard in danger of getting soggy, can anyone else perform this feat of amazing consequence? Will Scootaloo earn the princess' hoof in marriage? Will a second beard grow? Only one word holds the answer: Cluck!

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...I'm scared to look.

1657056 Well, I'm delirious, so... I'll see you on the other side. :rainbowdetermined2:

"Sometimes I worry that your train of thoughts might be carrying toxic waste"

Not sure if want. :rainbowhuh:

lol knew about this from your DA account, reaction is still wut?

Cracktastic. :rainbowlaugh:

This... IS MAGNIFICENT! :rainbowlaugh:

Gentlemen, I'm going in...

1657106 Is this based of Castle in the Sky?

How dare you give such a title to a reference to such as that for such as that for such as that! :fluttershbad:

I am of so many minds about this I think I'm growing multiple personalities.

This is... amazing?

I dunno. It's like there are words and sentences and scenes and a plot line, but they just refuse to mesh in my brain meat. It's like some M C Escher house; everything makes sense until you look at it in the context of a whole, and then nothing makes sense.

...I'm gonna go make myself some tea and stare pensively at the landscape for a while now.

And lo, it was when Weeny Wikki Beeki Birdi sat on the Mystical Egg of Icelike Temperature and gave the Original Squawk -- "Rup-Rup-Rup-BGAK!" -- that their transformation began.

Well then...

So... a fic based of your "something happened" pic from that blog?

Inb4feature.

aaaa???? what am I looking at actualy?

Too weird to NOT read!

Before reading: What? :rainbowhuh:

1657066

"Sometimes I worry that your train of thoughts might be carrying toxic waste"

+1 :rainbowhuh:
Edit. THIS: http://pastebin.com/DZ8PF8xb
Vimbert writing method.


After reading.
Okay. Kinda suspected that at some moment, but the way it was implemented is nice. :twilightsmile:
It really left me with a state "My mind is filled with 'What?' and I like it". :derpyderp1:

1657111 I have no idea...

That sir, was terribly brilliant.

I chuckled.

I feel like I know what the thought process behind this story was.

Scootaloo sighed. “It’s... well, it was a gryphon... but then... it kinda looked like a tank? But... I wanted it to fly so I put a propeller on top... and it was bulky, so... you know... castle? It’s my Helicopter-Tank-Castle-of-Chickens.”

And this explains how the picture happened. You know you could have just put that into a blog post instead of writing a whole story?

Oh and this story also needs a slice-of-life tag, since scootaloo dreaming is just that. Grats to writing a story with both adventure and slice-of-life.

edit: Oh and I'm expecting this story to hit the feature box soon, because quality!

Oh Wanderer, you so silly. Gave me cause for a good chuckle. :pinkiehappy:

That...WAS AMAZING!!!
Way to integrate your original drawing.:twilightsmile:

That was terrible.

I loved it.

This is defidently going on my "to read list" not only are Wanderer D brilliant, but I also love :rainbowderp: & :scootangel:. However this sounds wierd, but I will give it a try later.

Should have been labeled tragic and sad.

by Wanderer D

>inb4 breaks featured box

Reads Title: :rainbowhuh:
Halfway Through: :twilightoops:
Finished: :applejackconfused:
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I have no idea what I just read, but I guess that was the point, wasn't it?

Really D... Really?

Yes. Yes. Oh my goodness yes. This is the best thing ever.

“P-Pakweh?!”

Quoted ... just because ...

:rainbowderp: ... :applejackunsure: ... :pinkiesmile: ... :twilightsmile:
Thank you for that wonderful story.
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.

"Don’t worry! I have a katana!”
XO Clucky's last words before going Leroy Jenkins on the Dread Bearded Moon.

What in the fu....I don't even....

*head asplode*

Is it safe for me to assume you were under the influence of something when you wrote this? Because it's random as hell.

... oh, wait. I like random stories like this. Faved and upvoted! :twilightsmile:

So beautiful, so very beautiful.

I mean, there's the misuse of semi-colons. Most of them have an incomplete phrase after them,
>clouds; its giant propeller disintegrating the few cumulus that drifted its way.
when semi-colons are used to join complete phrases instead.

But then there's all those golden lines which are just gold. Like, I don't even know how you came up with them because they're so golden, and so abundant. The fic never ceased to be funny, and that's an achievement.

Huh...
Headcanon!
Exept for the last part.
That was just silly :pinkiehappy:

I have no words to describe this so have a Rarity :raritywink:

I'm going to read this....but....why? Does no one take this universe seriously anymore? I'm sure it's quite funny and well written, but really....what the buck. :facehoof:

I was pretty sure this would happen.:scootangel:

I can't decide if this is just random gibberish made into a story... or if its fine art...:unsuresweetie:

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