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Hi. I'm a struggling writer who, in his off-time, writes stories about ponies and humanoids based on ponies. Like my work? Hate it? Let me know.


Rainbow Dash writes something that probably shouldn't be allowed to see the light of day.

Someone else writes something about Rainbow Dash that probably shouldn't have been allowed to see the light of day.

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geeze, this rainbow dash represents everything I try to avoid doing as an author: mary sues, cringey sex scenes, and terrible grammar.

which will only make it all the more hilarious when daring do inevitably crushes dashie's creative spirit as bluntly as she possibly can.

I laughed my ass off. RD is Goddamn cringey af here. But I can kind of see it. I think RD would have a hard time accepting criticism, but eventually would and use it to better herself.

Ri2 #3 · Nov 7th, 2018 · · ·

Hilarious. Though why didn't Spike just be honest and/or incinerate this abomination rather than inflict it on poor Daring?

It's so awful. The fact that Dash makes her self insert ridiculously Mary Sue just to KEEP UP with Daring is even better.

Because Daring would inflict sweet, sweet revenge for making all his friends suffer through such an abomination.

T'was quick to read, and if this is indeed RD self-inserting, then I got it only by others comments here, otherwise I wouldn't have guessed.

And, when Spike said "[...this is where Fluttershy started reading...]", implied sex?

More chapters with detailed reactions from the others would be welcome. Also love Spike’s choice at the end.

Because Spike is just done with everything. Over the 3+ years I've been writing him, he's tilted further and further to nihilism as he realizes just how insane everyone around him is. Some dragons may not want to burn stuff, but rather watch stuff burn.

9278825, 9278645, 9278655

It's so awful.

Rainbow Dash's story or my story about Rainbow Dash's story? Either way, you're correct. :rainbowwild:

RD's story and behavior is cringey. This story, your story, is fantastic. :) It made me feel things.

"There are illustrations.” Spike said, his tone a mixture of surprise and concern.

I love this line

When your friends write a bad story with clop, someone has to deliver the news. Looks the that friend won't be Spike!:rainbowlaugh:

Funny story! Good job.:twilightsmile:


Poor Spike. Are you crueler to him than you are to Sunset? It's a fair toss-up.

Ah, so this will be Rainbow Dash's "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" (which was on last night... still hilarious)


To quote Moist von Lipwig of Diskworld:
“I live in a world where that just happened. Nothing matters!
The ‘that’ I question was a deadly serious trial being interrupted by a dog (who owns his company) being vibrated across the floor by holding an enormous clockwork vibrator in it’s mouth.

Spike picked up the papers and walked them over to a short wooden table on the far side of the oblong reading room next to a cubbyhole filled with scroll parchment. A sign hung over the table reading, in messy block lettering, “Dragon’s Office”. He set them down next to his capped bottle of ink and cup of quill-pens before turning back to Rainbow Dash.

I don't know why that image is so cute to me, but d'aww.

This had me in stitches.

I'm legit sorry for this one, folks

You should


Oh man, this one hits you for every bad fic you've come across.

Hey now, I'm nowhere near as cruel to Spike as the actual show writers. :eeyup:

That bit in the first Manehattan episode where a bird steals his carrot-frank? I'd never do that to him.

Agreed. I loved describing Spike's "office".

So many bad fanfics are exactly like Dashie's... so many...


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