Onii-Chan's Interesting Life

by MrWriterWriter

Still need that drink.

"Ok, let's say, outside of how insane that does sound..." Luna added a second shot of whiskey to her cola just in case. "I do believe you, how in the name of not-crazy are you AND the girls able to miss a herd of bizarrely colored horses..."

"Ponies, technically." Spike said.

"...ponies, inside your house??"

"Actually they're about puppy-size, and they said they were pretty good at hiding."

Luna contemplated if she should keep a third shot on hand...maybe fireball this time. "Puppy-sized ponies..."

"Yeah, I kinda had the same reaction." He sighed. "I know I can't really explain this in a way that doesn't sound out there..."

*Can I get a Woop Woop! Woop Woop!*

He paused. "Is...is that your..."

"Dang it, Tia!" Luna took her phone out. "She messed with my ringtones again! ....and speak of the demented older sister..."

"Something happen back at the house?" Spike asked, visibly concerned.

"No, she's sending me a photo...a selfie? Really, sis? I..." Spike could only watch as Luna's expression morphed from 'annoyed younger sibling' to confused, then loose-jaw disbelief. "Ho-lee..."

"What is it?"

"Well, you don't have to worry about me believing you." Luna showed him her phone. On it was a picture of Celestia...and a pony version of her in her arms.

Both were making 'duck faces' to the camera. In the back, a pony version of Luna was facehoofing at them.

"Oh." He stared at the photo for a second. "I should be, at the bare minimum surprised, but I'm not. Should I be worried about that?"

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"Ooh, fabulous!" Both Celestias continued to pose and make goofy faces for photos while 'pony' Luna decided to talk to the others.

"So, none of you recall how you ended up in this house?" She asked, before looking at the girls. "And one with human versions of all of you."

"I'm afraid not, Princess Luna." Twilight replied. "All any of us know is waking up in a trunk in the basement."

"Sadly, all the two of us can recall is the sound of some cracking, like a window. Then a blinding light."

"Yeah, we both woke up in a run-down shed out in the woods." 'pony' Celestia added. Took us a week to get here. Not sure why, but coming this way seemed like the right idea."

"Well, one thing's for sure. Onii-chans's gonna be needing an explanation." Sunset said, counting up how many ponies were there now.

"Who?"

"Spike, he's the gentleman taking care of these girls." 'pony'Rarity clarified.

"Yeah, he's out on a date with your human self." 'pony'Pinkie said, bouncing beside her counterpart.

"A...a date..." 'pony' Luna stared. "I..I'm on a-a date??" Her wings flapped a couple of times before she whirled around, pointing a triumphant hoof at both Celestias. "HA! In your face, Sunbutt!"

Comments

[MLPMekarm]

nice to see this story back.

[Darkmaster23]

Love where this story is going

[TheLunarDragon]

"A...a date..." 'pony' Luna stared. "I..I'm on a-a date??" Her wings flapped a couple of times before she whirled around, pointing a triumphant hoof at both Celestias. "HA! In your face, Sunbutt!"

I absolutely love this. It mimics perfectly both the series of someone just finding out that the hangout that was planned has turned into a date and the smugness of a twin sister who would do anything to win against their twin.

I am acquaintances with a pair of twin who openly hate each other but is also willing to kill for each secretly. If you talk to one of them alone , they will do nothing but brag about the other twin, all the while acting like their life is not as worthwhile. It got tiring. They both love each other, but are so tsundere and can't show it.

I remember one of them tried to date a piece of shit dude named Scott (maybe? I can't remember). He dated one of the twins, but tried to sleep with both in secret. Let's just say that by the time I found out about this guy dating one of the twins, I also found out he was not only dumped, but also sent to the hospital by one of his friends. The relationship didn't last a week. Funny thing though, is that if you ask either of them what happened. They would say that he insulted the other twin and didn't tell them from the beginning that he was aiming for both of them. According to them. It would have lasted at least a month or more if he had been straight with them, but they can't be honest with themselves.

I lost touch with both of them when they moved, so don't ask me what happened afterwards.

[Willfire]

So enjoying this, need more when you can.

[Anon E Moose]

"HA! In your face, Sunbutt!"

Best princess

[FanOfMostEverything]

Always happy to see an update after a while, especially a lovely bit of sibling rivalry like this. Looking forward to more.

[TheDreamCacher]

I love this so, so much and I seriously believe that it would never get old

[Teku2114]

"A...a date..." 'pony' Luna stared. "I..I'm on a-a date??" Her wings flapped a couple of times before she whirled around, pointing a triumphant hoof at both Celestias. "HA! In your face, Sunbutt!"

LOL!
Can't wait to see what happens next!

[Teku2114]

Really enjoying how this is coming together.
Hope to see more in the future!