Journal Entry #1
Journal Entry #1:
"Dear Journal,
Greetings
Salutations
Wassup
Hey there. I am Anon, the human. I'm kinda new to this whole journal thing but Twily INSISTS I attempt it. Something about 'finding myself' or some stupid sh*t like that, I don't care.
Da*n you, cursed censoring spell!
Anyways, I guess I should talk about...something. It's kinda hard NOT to write about anything without getting the faintest feeling of You-know-who getting her grubby, sprinkle-covered hooves on my privacy.
But I digress.
So, life here in Equestria is pretty great so far. Got a decent job, a good home and AMAZING friends. I love the absolute cr*p out of everyone.
Seriously?! Who considers 'cr*p' a swear anymore?!
Yeah, despite Twilight and the others...flaws, but mostly Twilight's, they're still the greatest . Especially my best buddy, Starlight. Sometimes her hair is lavender-scented, and the next it's coconut. Does she change conditioners? I wonder... But let's not get too emotional, that's Rarity's job.
Spike, if you're reading this:
1.) Don't tell Rarity and
2.) Hi Spike. /)
Today was kind of a STRANGE day. I know, if you know Pinkie, every day is strange. But this was a....creepily endearing kind of weird. Okay, so there's this odd unicorn mare named Liar, I think? Anyways she, for some reason, has an obsessive obsession with my HANDS! It's obvious there aren't alot of individuals gifted with digits in Ponyville, but why me?
Spike, bro. I've come to bargain.
But other than that, I think I'm doing an okay job representing the human race. I'd tell the children of Ponyville the incredibly incredible, totally-not-made up history of Earth. And it's also great to introduce everypony to the GREAT music of the past instead of the confused filth of today.
Seriously, what the actual f*** is a 'dab a ranch'?!
#ELO4ever...
I'll go kill myself later.
Urgh, well I'm pretty much done for today. Think it's about time to hit the hay.
Hey, that rhymed! This is your friendly neighborhood human Anon, signing off.
Hope this book has a privacy spell on.
"Dear Anon,
It doesn't have a privacy spell.
P.S. You look peaceful when you're asleep." ~P 
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Has Anon seen Star Trek: The Next Generation?
I freakin’ love this! And, if I didn’t have too many stories on my plate already, I might well consider writing one for you, here. :D Eh, maybe later.
#ELO5ever
9232662
Glad ya like it. But if you somehow have a story, let me know. 😄/)
9232650
I honestly haven't.
9232784
Short and simple. Also hilarious. I was expecting it to suck, cuz this "anon" trend has had its ups and downs. This one appears to be an up.
9232790
That entire scene was awesome. Picard was like: "Boi if you don't get yo wannabe Mariachi headass tf up outta here."
9232930
Thanks! Nice to know some actually READ the story instead of dislike then pass.
9233000
I had that happen to me too. Random people dislike my stories without giving any reasons why.
9233005
I swear the downvotes were flowing on my very first story but now I found my audience.
9233018
That's good. Thinking of a new story. Someone already beat me to the idea, but I wanted my own spin on it.
9233028
Good luck with that.
9233033
Thanks.
9233005
Happens to everyone.
9233262
I've heard about it, but it hasn't happened to me until recently.
Anon likes Starlight? Good choice. He should bang her.
9236487
Then you're on the wrooooong page. Lol
I used to be a follower of the Lewd-Lord, Wuten.
.....................im not sure if i should question pinkie watching anon while he sleeps......or just ignore it because Pinkie Pie.
also, Spikestache for no reason other than it's cool.