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Majin Syeekoh

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.


This story is a sequel to The Sauce Must Flow

There was no two ways about it. That fish had to die. And Raindrops had to watch.

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I only woke up about half an hour ago, so I actually missed the part where White lets go of the fish at first. :twilightsheepish: In any case, why couldn't she just swat an insect and watch its broken body twitch spasmodically until it fell still like the rest of us?

I mean, uh...

Goddamit, Syeekoh?


I honestly don't know what to feel with this one.

Goddamit Syeekoh .... i guess?

Well...that fish was going to die someday anyway, so...might as well make it interesting...I guess? *shrugs*

Should have retconned the sauce into being fish sauce

Something fishy's going on here.

All I can think is: “I once dropped a fish from Cloudsdale, just to watch it die”

I'm not sure what the purpose of this was, bit I laughed, so that's something.

you know exactly what’s going to happen Whitey it’s going to hit the ground and die!

John Haldane's essay On Being the Right Size comes to mind here. If the fish is smallish like a goldfish, it should survive the fall just fine

Presumably the sequel will be some poor bastard on the ground getting hit by a mostly dead fish?

This is how religions get started, you know.

And the fish is just like "oh no, not again".

Goddammit Syeekoh! What a glorious story. I, too would like to drop a fish from a great height. Thank you for letting me live vicariously through colorful ponies.

Will there be more randomness from White Lightning and Raindrops? Please?

I mean, the plot was pretty good. It floundered a little.

On a scale of 1 to 5 this was a 4. You kinda jumped the shark though.

At least they didn't drop the shark

They watched the fish fall , It never hit the ground “Hmmm。lunch?“ Spike gobbled it up straight away as Rarity fainted at the sight。

I laughed at the other one. This one was just...odd.

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I am quite confused :derpyderp1:

This was the fishiest thing I've ever read, and I did so just for the halibut.

...Fish pun.

Raindrops shook her head. “Yes, the poor fish— what about Fluttershy having to deal with your weird nonsense? ”

Ooooh, now that would be awful to see:fluttershyouch:.

White Lightning took a breath. “That poor fish had to lose its life today.” She flitted her wings. “It could have lost its life in any myriad ways, whether it be to ferret or eagle—”

“—oh, Celestia, you don’t have to be so dramatic about it—”

“—perhaps it might have even lived long enough to spawn fish… lings, are they called fishlings? I’m going to call them fishlings… fishlings of their own—”

“—look, Whitey, just get to the point here—”

“—but no, it lost its life today solely for the purpose of us being able to tell this story later?”

Wow, these two sound like they fight like an old married couple:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“More like in the interest of being a weirdo, but whatever.” Raindrops shook the wind out of her mane. “Anyway, we’re having a poker night at Derpy’s place. You in?”

Poker night at DERPY'S:pinkiegasp:?! Count me in:pinkiehappy:!!!

Technically, all vertebrates are placoderms that heavily evolved.
Placoderms are fish. Therefore, you are a fish. Also, your teeth are scales, chickens are dinosaurs, pond scum is more amazing than any human ever, and a tortoise can outrun Achilles.
It's all perspective.

Should have made the fish into sauce. :p

Hi, you're the moderator right? Can you please tell me how to upload a chapter properly? Because I copied it from my archive and pasted it, published and then submitted the story, and this time with pony-related words, and yet It's not published (the story).

Looking back, I really want a sequel to this one, just to know what else these crazy ponies get up to...

Oh why, why, this American Guy, drove the Chevy to the levy but the fish had to die, he took his boy and sang his sweet lullaby, saying this'll be the wow this fish is dry, this'll be the wow this fish is dry

Seriously what was this story did you run into one of your friends holding a fish at 4000ft when you were flying and they had a fish and you were like hey man what's, what's with the fish? Also how are we flying is this a dream? And they had a fish but the fish had to die?

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