Special Brownies

by Jumpitydude

Epilogue: Yona! No!

Sandbar just laid his head on the table. "Gallus, Smolder, and Ocellus..."

Silver patted him on the head. "Well, at least they're all getting punished for it."

"I guess. Let's be thankful Yona wasn't involved."

"That wouldn't have been too bad, actually. She wouldn't be able to move after smashing a few things thinking they were spiders."

*CRASH!* "YAK CAN NOT BE RESTRAINED!"

As if fate felt obliged to throw Silver's words back in her face, Yona smashed through a wall while screaming.

"YONA!" A lasso flew through the hole and wrapped around Yona's stomach. "GET BACK HERE NOW!"

"YAK IS NOT RESTRAINABLE! YAK WILL DESTROY ALL CHAINS!" Yona suddenly ran forward, dragging Applejack through the hole.

It was too much for Sandbar to handle. "YONA! NO!"

Yona leaped up on a table. "YONA YES! YAK IS UNRESTRAINED! YAK IS... is..." She suddenly flopped off the table and fell asleep.

Applejack shook her head around, then got to her hooves while adjusting her hat. "Dagnabbit, Yona. What the hay?"

Silver prodded her sleeping friend. "Why was she acting like a maniac?"

Applejack was grinding her teeth. "Yona assumed something I owned was a type of drug and downed all of it!"

Silver gasped. "What was it?"

"It-" Applejack's eyes went wide and she suddenly turned away and rubbed the back of her head. "I-it wasn't a drug."

The students shared a look, then spoke in unison. "Was it beer?"

Applejack gulped. "Yeah. It was beer. She smashed up a good three barns I had set up."

Sandbar dug his face into his hoof while Silver raised an eyebrow and scratched her cheek.

Applejack let out a heavy sigh. "This'll take a while to fix."

Sandbar kept a very unamused look on his face. "Well, if you can wait a few days, I happen to know a few students that will want some extra credit soon."

Applejack tilted her head. "What do you mean?"

Sandbar went on to explain what happened the day before.

Applejack looked Sandbar in the eye. "Sandbar, your friends are all crazy."

Silver smiled proudly. "Yes, we are!"

"And how often do you and your friends fight living weapons of mass destruction?"

"Good point, but it doesn't disprove what I'm saying. If anything, it means I have a good reference point."

"... Fair."

---

Gallus wiped off his brow. "So why are we doing this again?"

Ocellus dropped to the ground and sat down. "We all stole something."

Smolder looked at the nearby Yak. "What did Yona steal?"

Ocellus glanced over at the cause of the hole they were patching. "Beer. She apparently thought it counted as a drug."

"You're doing well, girls!" Silver approached with a bag slung over her back. "You too, Gallus!"

Gallus glared at Silver. "Why aren't you helping out?"

"Because I got my drugs legitimately! Anyway, I just finished talking with the Headmare. Ocellus can be done after this, but the rest of you will need to help with rebuilding the barns Yona smashed up to get the rest of your credit."

"What?" Smolder's voice cracked. "Why?"

"Because she was only out for one day, and Yona needs to make up for underage drinking."

"Beer not drugs?"

"Anyway, I decided to make you guys something to make this all a bit easier for you!" Silver opened her bag and held out its contents. "Brownies!"

Yona smiled. The others just stared.

Of all things, that made Silver's expression go flat. "These don't have drugs in them!"

Author's Note:

Blame zsewqthewolf. His comment sparked this extra bit of silliness.

Comments

[zsewqthewolf]

and am gald you find it funny!

[zsewqthewolf]

also if you like the kids give my story a read if you like!

[Ri2]

9226330
Not sure 'It's Pinkie Pie' is a valid excuse this time. Though it is funny!

[GpMaR]

9237051
Okay, but I was wondering how he is allowed to do all these stuff at his age .

Just a thought. Nice story anyway.

[Jumpitydude]

9237132

A lot of it is me viewing Equestrian law as being more lenient on things like that than real world (or at least American) laws. Or someone forgot to add an age to those laws in this world.

[GpMaR]

9237396
I see, thanks.

[Crowman265]

the image fits so well

[Animak]

Did Yona not get hungover?

[Jumpitydude]

9343381

It's literally just something off the top of my head.

9343390

The scene is supposed to be a couple of days after the events of the rest of the chapter. After all, Smolder and Gallus couldn't move for a good couple of days.

[Animak]

9344404
alrighty and hmmkay

[Royal7]

"Because she was only out for one day, and Yona needs to make up for underage drinking."

"Beer not drugs?"

Beer is a drug by definition, though it's strange that underage drinking is a thing but that drug has no age limit.

[Tonyd5736]

Haven't read it yet but if this doesn't end with some implied smoulder galas nookie I'm going to be disappointed

[dshadow14]

9352317
It's not like the real world makes any more sense: Caffeine is more dangerous than most other drugs yet we put it in soda. Marijuana is one of the most harmless drugs in history, yet it's one of those that people freak out the most about to the point that they make up crap about it to keep it illegal.

[Royal7]

9660599
Eh fair enough, my mom and I even had a joke about this, she would say that we could discover the cure to cancer and I would say that we did and it was made illegal. It shrank my mom's brain tumor, it cured that large cancerous tumor on my dog. The weirdest part is according to the federal government, it is considered more dangerous than cocaine.

[dshadow14]

9660962

more dangerous than cocaine

Like I said, people will lie and make stuff up.

[laofuzi]

"It-" Applejack's eyes went wide and she suddenly turned away and rubbed the back of her head. "I-it wasn't a drug."

Alcohol is technically a drug; it's just a legalized drug

"Because she was only out for one day, and Yona needs to make up for underage drinking."

Alcohols Anonymous Club...

[Sir Starshine]

It was too much for Sandbar to handle. "YONA! NO!"
Yona leaped up on a table. "YONA YES!“

Excellent dude!

[Yoshifan30]

And that's why you don't do drugs It will get you in trouble

[Boltstrike58]

So Equestria's legalized pot? Get your shit together, America!
Also, I knew a kid in high school who ate pot brownies in class.

[Amethyst_Dawn]

"Good point, but it doesn't disprove what I'm saying. If anything, it means I have a good reference point."

Stealing that line from now on, because there are way too many opportunities for me to use it.