GorisTheDeathclaw
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Nurse Redheart.
I see where this is going.
oh wow....damn you goris.....damn you and your hability to make laugh! LOL
Our poor hero
I feel bad for the lulz
very funny, also I imagined my OC in the hospital and everything I read was like exactly what he would do and say! except for the rape
The premise alone sounds like an old 70s prono.
This may or may not be a good thing. Regardless, I'll give you a thumb for effort.
Wow youbreally like the abuse dont you
Well, that took an unfortunate turn.
"Mad sexin' skillz"
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Okay. Most of the time he just gets screwed over but THIS one is his fault.
I nearly pissed myself laughing when the main character said. I WAS DOING SEXY CPR. WITH MY COCK.
OMG SEQUEL!? WHERE IS IT?!!?!?
Well...That escalated quickly
Alright. Could you do a Vinyl Scratch one next? And I would LOVE IT if Somepony (Preferably Goris) to do them over, just he doesn't fuck up this time.
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It's okay to laugh. The main character doesn't have feelings.
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Yes.
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Don't worry, I'll think of something eventually. 
I tried to write a Vinyl one but I couldn't think of anything that could go disastrously wrong with her.
Well, what about something like where he gets his dick chopped off by the records or something? @GorisTheDeathclaw
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(Pasting this comment again to avoid confusion to anyone who somehow reads this comment thread in the future)
THE PAIN
In the version I wrote (which I wasn't happy with) he ends up smoking weed at the nightclub before being invited back by Vinyl and he's allergic to it (somehow) and ends up throwing up all over her during sex. I didn't think it was that funny, but if everyone else thinks it is then I guess that's a success.
1018130 Well, I love all the stories you make, I'm just throwin' ideas to the wall to see what sticks.
1018130 If it isn't troublesome, could you make/post your next story soon? Also, if you need any help just ask. I'm good at ideas and going over the story for grammatical errors.
1018090the vinyl thing.... electrical play....getting stuck in the wires........too much WUB.....many other things.....just saying
Why?! Why are your 2nd Person stories so damn funny and amusing? And why do we always fail?!
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You should make a random story that it actually goes well for the character xD well, what am I thinking... xD
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Don't worry, I'll do it soon.
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I love the getting stuck in the wires idea.
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BECAUSE FAILURE IS THE ONLY OPTION
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But if it went well for him, then the world would explode.
1018403me too that why I said it......YAY!
1018403 So.... can I help you with the stories, Goris?
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If you have any good ideas for stories, send me them in a PM. 
Sure.
"The last thing you remember is some kind of horrible accident… something to do with a picnic and lightning."
Smart move.
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1018403 Ah yes, you raise a very valid point sir >_<
"I WAS DOING CPR! SEXY CPR! WITH MY COCK!" Seems impossible, but he may wanna try that with Trixie
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YOUR BACK IN THE SADDLE GORIS! YEE HAA!
Wow, I'm a real idiot.
“Uhhh… are you okay?” she asks. Yep. I was struck by lighting and im on life support. Im doing great!
'
Other than that im glad you've graced by laugh box with another story.
This... This was brilliant!
The only disappointment is it psyched me up for some Redheart, which, along with Colgate, we don't get enough of. Then we didn't get any.
My reaction to the last line: SHIT!
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God dammit leave these people alone, why do they seem to have the worst luck with sex?
I challenge you...to write a clopfic that doesn't end up terriblyfor our poor hero!
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It's not different people each story, it's the same guy every time. He's just the most unlucky person who ever lived.
can you link me to the rarity one plz i cant find it
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39332/The-Date
“Uh… uh… if I said you had a beautiful body, would you fuck me on the bed? No! Wait! I got it wrong!"
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1018347 Answers:
1: Most people would either skip town or nuke the place from orbit after the second failure, but Mr. Fail keeps trying.
2: Because anyone who likes this genre of fanfiction deserves to get screwed over every once in a while.
1018886 I WILL quote that. Somewhere and sometime. Even if I have to wait centuries in order to do so.
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Whose Line's Ryan and Colin? You sir, have just became twenty-percent cooler.
I wonder what the liquid was
:3 oh nurse redheart its not rape if its cpr duhhhhhhh
The protagonist is kind of a jackass, ain't he? Lol!
most of my RPs arint that bad...
son of a..... WHY DOES OUR SAD LITTLE HERO HAVE TO ALWAYS BE FUCKED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN?!?! also.... your face must SERIOUSLY be fucked up by how times you've bashed your keyboard to bits trying to get the right combination of letters down.....
SON OF A BITCH! You got me again!
Well played.
Sexy CPR
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THIS IS SO FITTING FOR SOME REASON! WHY?!