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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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You know what I miss? Vaginas.

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I'll have you know, there's a well vagoo in this story! Granted, it's a well filled one. :trollestia:

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I see what you did there

Jeeeeesus Christ I did not need to be seeing this today!
OR EVER!
BUT WHO CARES?!
not me

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As Martha Stewart would say when she'd casually shiv her cellmate, "It's a good thing."

Comment posted by Wild Zontars deleted Aug 28th, 2018

Hint: it's under "thisisnotyournormieblog" on derpi, not "Elzzombie"

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Thanks! If you enjoy it, I've written several other pieces that kinda fall in line with this type of content, so feel free to browse!

Double reversal: Being pregnant and later giving birth actually puts Dash's magic into overdrive, making her an even better flyer :trollestia:

Loved it, by the way :twilightsmile:

full picture isnt on derpi :(

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Check his tumblr or search for this thisisnotyournormieblog on derpi :raritywink:

So, not a huge fan of anthro, but after playing as much D&D as I have, weirdly mixed creatures are something to which I'm no stranger, so that doesn't bother. Coupled with the fact that futa-turned-father is probably my biggest fetish out there, this story pleases me greatly.

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I'm honored and moved to have the approval of such a Manly Man! I've got some other futa impreg stuff in my dossier you may enjoy as well! :twilightsmile:

I'm highly disappointed that we didn't get a small bonus scene of Spitfire's used condom landing on someone.

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You know, I actually thought about adding that!

The only reason it wasn't included is because I felt like it would sort of break the "hot and heavy" tone of the story :rainbowlaugh:

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I don't even know what the fuck happened or what I said because I was mostly asleep.
Issa good thing.
Now I gotta go to bed
Go do some cool shit fuckers

I loved it!

Can we please have a small extra of the cum bag hitting someone like a water balloon? Or at least some small part of an excerpt of it just smacking someone on the head? Please?

I imagine that when the aphrodisiac wears off and the pregnancy progresses, Rainbow is going to be upset about how the it will affect her career and limit her flying.

I also imagine that those two particular potions are going to become something of a regular thing for the couple's sex life.

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Can we get a long form story developed from this please ? Set Before or after this doesn't matter (but both eventually would be AWEsome :rainbowlaugh:)

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I was thinking the same thing, honestly.

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The crowds have spoken! Gimme a little bit and I'll see what I can throw together. :raritywink:

Niiice. It's hard to find good Futa Spitfire x Female Rainbow Dash. Usually it's always Futa RD with female Spits being the dom, so good to find my favourite type of SpitDash :rainbowkiss:

My dick approves of this 110%. Great fucking work, Leech!

That was... sweet. Very sweet. In a sadistic, cum guzzling slut sort of way. Kinda makes me think that maybe Dash would do somethin' like this, considering how she idolizes Spitfire in the show.

Will we be getting a sequel to this?

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Actually, I'm going to ask you to reconsider that as just a little scene. To me, it could be a sequel or story all in itself. Some poor, unfortunate mare gets hit by the condom and covered in the fluid. At first, she is grossed out and simply wants to wash it off as soon as possible. But as the fluid sticks to her and the musky aroma fills her nostrils, she becomes more and more aroused until all she wants to be bred. To that end, she ends up going after the first stallion or dickmare (or both, or multiple) to try and get her desire sated. it could be a very entertaining story.

So much so, that if you're not going to write, I'd like to.

Mmmmph. Best read I've had in a good while.

While it would be hilarious to think that someone got splattered with that used condom, I'm personally hoping there's a sort of epilogue which features a now heavily pregnant Dash having moved in with Spitfire, the Captain having indeed followed up on her desire to keep Dash as her 'house bitch', complete with little apron. Of course, because she's basically Spitfire's wife now, and especially because she got knocked up, Dash likely had to quit the Wonderbolts. But since she's now the Captain's broodmare, she considers it a fair trade, since that means Spitfire and her can have sex whenever they want. Maybe the mind break Dash experienced altered her personality, making her more submissive--though no less slutty--to her mate, causing her to happily embrace her new life of being barefoot and pregnant, birthing Spitfire's foals as fast as the latter can pump them into her.

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Maybe she runs into Fleetfoot and Soarin as they're leaving and throws, literally in this case, herself upon them.


:trollestia:

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Are you spitballing ideas for yourself or suggesting it to me?

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Well if you're spitballing, you're considering writing it. In which case, yeah since it's your story and you can do what you like.

If you're suggesting it to me: yeah, I could do that. Could even make Fleetfoot intersexed for it.

Size difference? Unf.
Spitfire is a Bigfire now? Ultimate unf!
I've been waiting for a nice story of a dominant, big Spitfire story since that one pastebin that woke all of my fetishes at once (/WH2Wayxj - still wouldn't mind at all a Spitfire-getting-bigger-all-over second chapter). Really, nice job!

Also, do you have a link to the edited version of the cover art (in the suit)? Can't find it anywhere.

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Look for Elzzombie on furaffinity or, on derpibooru, look for thisisnotyournormieblog

'Donning an oversized condom

A black trashbag?

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You know, that's kinda what I was thinking. That, or one of those joke store clown ones.

Ohhh, if anyone's gonna get hit with that, it should totally be Scoots. Lol

I get that futa is a popular kink now but Fimfic is oversaturated with it now and straight stories are like finding gold on a world made of bronze. Anything my feed shows me something with something I may like I'm like "wait for it..." And boom it's now futa. Guess anyone who writes straight or lesbian fics has left the site, shame.

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>has written plain 'ol lesbian stuff
>has also written regular straight stuff

Not looking hard enough buddy! :raritywink:

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holy hell santam that pastebin is fuckin' hot

if there's no part 2 I might just pick up right where it left off. UNF

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I agree. The only thing I would find funnier is if the pony hit with it was Rarity. Having her tell the girls what happened and Rainbow Dash get embarrassed knowing where it came from would be hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by My Rainbow Dash deleted Jan 19th, 2021

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Link's dead and way back machine doesn't think it's saved. Know anyplace to try finding it?

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It seems the paste in has been deleted, is there a link to it somewhere else?

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Sadly no, it's been obliterated thanks to pastebins anti NSFW content purge.
I yearn to read it again..

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I am well familiar with that tragedy. How could they not realize that was most of their user base?

I orgasmed two or three times from this.

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