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dirty little secret


I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Patreon)

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Welp I got a new fetish now. Thank DLS!

9126504
:twilightsmile: I seem to have that effect on people.

That was awesome lol

I didn't read it yet but I imagine it must be quite painful to fuck a stone pussy :pinkiegasp:

Dang, I was hoping some of the stone on her backside would've broken away :pinkiesad2:
Still, an enjoyable story and definitely a fetish that isn't explored enough on this site :pinkiehappy:

9126572
Thanks! ^.^ What’s your favorite thing about it?

9126615
Heh, yeah. But I think our intrepid colt will find a way.

9126636

I was hoping some of the stone on her backside would've broken away

:twilightoops: But, but ... I need those pieces!

9126638
I liked the ending tbh it was funny how they made eye contact and she was like "I K N O W" :twilightsmile:

What's "hot-dogging"?

Lucky ass colt getting to fool around with Twilight.

I'm not salty or nothin'. :trixieshiftright:

9126710
I mean, to be fair, you could also get a stone statue of Twilight made and then do ... whatever you want with it.
This is one MLP fetish where you can actually live the dream ... with a little money.


9126691
I’ll have you know that it was rather difficult to find a SFW link to explain this without breaking Fimfic rules: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20dogging

9126763
There's only one stone pony I wanna fool around with—a seven foot tall enchanted statue of Somnambula.

She is muh fetish. :rainbowkiss:

9126777
Lewd.

Not gonna read this story due to the tags, but won't troll or downvote either.

I'd just like to say with the cock pun, I was reminded of Digimon, where Kokatorimon - whose Japanese name was Cockmon - turns the male Digimon to stone. (By coincidence, the two female Digimon escape him. He gets a pretty cool death scene btw) Though any "fish fuel" that was intended in that episode is obviously male-oriented. I don't really get a lot of it, but I'm not one to judge.

9126777
Then ... what’s the mustard?

9126856
Heh. Your temperence with the downvoting is appreciated.

9126901
A frothy mix of lu- um... mare juice and pre? :trollestia:

9126901
He provides his own mustard. :rainbowwild:

Sometimes tells me Twilight will be looking for that colt and have some alone time to "talk" it. Please let that happen.

Sequel. Get on writing it. Now.

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9127035
Oh you guys... And here I’m the one with ‘dirty’ in my name. But even I don’t want any santorum on my hot dog!

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9127425
Hey now, the sequel or no sequel thing will be mostly determined by my Patreon supporters!

9127619
Take that up with Jimbo, I was talking a more... 'from the bottle' topping.

Not sure if Twi is hungry for truffles, or considering getting some cockatrice....

9127693
Ooh, if she got over her shyness about the matter, she could get some toys to spread her holes before she is petrified and have Flutters take them out to leave her open to the world.

9127716
They'd need to be smooth ones, rather than sort of compressible.... The logistics would be tricky at best.

Just have Discord do it.

9127619
And I refuse to spend money on micro-transactions...
The reason why?: i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/313/916/e76.jpg

I feel you Twilight. i know I get really annoyed whenever I'm turned to stone and throat raped by a little boy. :raritycry:

9127716
That ... still doesn’t sound very pleasant for the colt... :twilightoops:

9127829
Heh, fair enough.
I’m just doin’ my hustle, tryin’ to get paid. :twilightsmile:

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9128188
It happens tragically often.

Yeah this is why that hate us... The Featured Box troll

Comment posted by Fracturedheart deleted Aug 24th, 2018

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To be fair, this didn’t shoot up into the feature box nearly as fast as that AnonxMarble clopfic...

But, eh ... haters gonna hate. But when it comes down to it, the feature box only features what people read -- it’s the readers who are ultimately in control of (and therefore responsible for) what gets into the feature box and what doesn’t.*

*Okay, with the caveat that having a massive amount of followers does bias things a bit. But not all of my stories hit the feature box!
... only most of them. :facehoof:

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And oof to you as well, good sir. :twilightsmile:

Damn. Most excellent.

Sequel please >.<

But the cum in my eyes still burned, and I couldn't blink it away.

Ah! The mental image of how painful it is makes me shudder.

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Hey now, the sequel or no sequel thing will be mostly determined by my Patreon supporters!

Instantly tracking! I can't take the chance!

Oh god... come on, no... just no... ok?

Huh. This is a new kink.

9129504
Thanks! ^.^ What’s your favorite part?

9129517
Well, since so many people are asking for it, I’ll at least add it to my list of story ideas for my Patreon supporters to vote on.

9129638
Yeah ... Twi really didn’t have such a great time, did she?

9129822
Or maybe yes?

9130068
I dunno ... it’s kind of related to my Show Stopper series. Though the addition of the immobilized pony being able to feel everything is a new twist on it.

9130068
It reminds me of an erotica game I played that played host to a whole variety of fetishes.

9130174
Uhmmm... n-no? *sigh* Okay, I will tell what's going on

I'm not ready for read this, my brain is still broken, after watching Human Centipede... ugh... I hate this movie...

9130186
lol, that was your first mistake. I really don’t get the appeal -- why would anyone ever want to watch that?

9130292
I wanted to see if this movie is so bad, unfortunately, it turned out to be worse, but you know what is the worst? That I will watch part 2 and 3 too... Goddammit...

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My favorite part? There were plenty, like the part where she was contemplating dozens of different ways she could confront the colt about what he did, and the dozens of different ways such could have ended even caused her to blush. :trollestia:

Well Twilight has new kink:twilightblush:(besides books that is):rainbowkiss:

:pinkiegasp: Kinky concept. It feels arguably innocent despite being non-consent. I might look more for stories like this later.

This is the first foalcon story that I think I've ever seen on Fimfiction not get blasted by down-votes. Are we growing as a community?

I'm not gonna read this, but I gotta give you a Thumbs up for the name

9131106
Heh ... I wonder if she’ll arrange to get turned to stone again later.

lol, or maybe fool around with the still-stonified Discord!

9131200
Eh, this one still got downvote blasted at first. For a while it was 50/50.
But it’s pretty much the normal pattern of foalcon/noncon stories (and sometimes just clop in general) to get heavily downvoted at first by drive-by downvoters who are just kink-shaming, but then become upvoted again as the story becomes popular and actually gets read by the kind of people who like it.

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lol, I didn’t think it was that great of a name ... but apparently people like it.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the name alone is half the reason this is sticking in the feature box for so long.

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