Station WCSR Equis

by Jaycren

First Broadcast

Hello out there in the countless versions of Equestria! This is DJ Nylarhotep coming to you live from the center of All things. We've got an awesome show for you tonight, the first Heartsong is sung by two fan favorites. She's one of the heroes that fixed the changeling's patterns and the first friend of Starlight Glimmer. He's the most powerful of the soldier class and the last known changeling to convert other then Chrysalis. He was even the ex-queen's right hand bug! But he did convert and she was a big reason for that. They both have ego's the size of Celestia's ass, I give you Pharynx and Trixie, singing Bad Marefriend.

[Trixie's Voice echoes out over the airwaves, singing her Heartsong to the Tune of Bad Girlfriend by Theory of A Deadman.]

My Pharynx Is A Trouble Magnet
My Pharynx Goes Right At It
I'm Hot, Don't Stop
Up On Stage, Call The Shots
Trick Them All, Run Like Hell
He Gets Me Hot, Dream Of Him
I'm A Dirty Mare
Flirt Around
Swing With Mare's From Out Of Town
Grab My Ass, Act So Tough
Mess With Me, He'll Fuck You Up
No One Ever Know's It's All About The Show
But He's All Mine Later Tonight
I like To Play Them All
I Play Like I'm In Heat
He Likes To Pull My Mane
While I make Him Grind His Teeth
He Likes To Strip Me Down
I'm His Until The End
No Doubt About It
I'm His Bad, Bad Mare Friend

[Pharynx's rough voice echoes over the airwaves, responding to His Trixie's call]

Show's on
Dragged Along
Love This Mare
Strung Along
Come Together, Leave Alone
They Don't Really Know
That She's Mine After The Show
And We're Meeting Back Stage Tonight
I Say Their Never Gonna Know
Where She Goes After The Show
But I'm Gonna Have Her Later Tonight

[Trixie's voice continues her Pharynx's thoughts as she growls her words]

I'm Gonna Pull Him Down
Make Him Think That I'm In Heat
He's Gonna Pull My Hair
While He's Buried Deep In Me
I'm Gonna Strip It Off
I'm His Until The End
I Know What I Am
There's No Doubt, I'm His Bad, Bad Marefriend

[Pharynx's deep growl challenges the world]

Didn't Take Us Long to Hook Up Right
Doesn't Make Us Wrong
Doesn't Make You Right

[Trixie Calls forth her desire]

My Pharynx Is A Chick Magnet
My Pharynx Gotta Have Him

[Pharynx snarls his admiration]

She's A Hair Trigger
Full Figured
Built For Trouble
Heavy Drinker

[Trixie announces her exit]

Shows All Over
Came And Went
Run Along
Skip The Rent

[The two sing as one, declaring their feelings]

We Look Around And All We See
Is Way To Good And Sappy
We're So Bad
We're Fixed You See
Our Future It's Gonna Be

[Pharynx Shouts his intent]

I'm Gonna Tap That Ass
Gonna Make Her Moan For Me
I'm Gonna Pull Her Hair
While She's Lying Under Me
I'm Gonna Strip Her Down
She's Mine Until The End
I Know What She Is
No Doubt About It
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend

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Again That was Bad Marefriend sung by Trixie and Pharynx! This Next Song comes to us from over in Terra. She's the defeated leader of the Sirens, a Time lost, orange haired refuge from Equestria. Hoping to be no longer ignored and maybe find her way home. He's a massage therapist that packs a lot of muscle, but has a soft touch and just wants someone of his own. Here is Adagio Dazzle and Bulk Biceps singing their Heart's version of Queen's Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love.

[Adagio's strong voice echoes over the airwaves]

Why Can't I find Anybody, Everyone Else Has Somebody To Love
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
Each Morning I'm Alone I Cry a Little
Can't Barely Stand To Breath
Take A Look at Myself
Take A Look at My Reflection
And Sigh At What I See
Look What Starswirl Did To Me
Yeah Yeah
I Spent All Those Years Dreaming Of Home
But There's Just No Way That Can Be
Oh Anybody
Oh, Anybody
Why Can't Anybody be my Somebody To Love?

[A Melodic Voice from Heaven drifts from the speakers of the radio, as Bulk Bicep begins his song]

Yeah
I Push Hard, So Very Hard
Everyday Of My Life
I Pushed Till I Became Strong
At The End Of My Day
I Go Home Just To Be Alone
I Go To Bed And I Bundle Tight
To Hide These Tears That Run Down My Eyes
Anybody, Oh Anybody, Can Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's sultry voice intertwines with Bulks Operatic power as they both continue their lament]

I Worked Hard, Everyday
I Pushed And I Dreamed And I Tried
But All The Others Put Me Down
They Say That It's Crazy
They Say I Got Only One Thing In My Brain
I've no Strength Left
Their Is no one here to Relieve
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah

[The Guitar solo echoes over the night, calling to the two singers, singers that here not the other's call]

[Again the two call their grief to the uncaring world]

Ooh, Why Can't Somebody
Ooh' Somebody
Anybody Be My Somebody To Love
Why Can't Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's voice falters, her pain on clear display as her voice cracks]

Got No Dreams
Got No Power
They Took All I Had From Me
They Took Something Deep Within Me
Not Ok, Not Alright
Isn't Alright, Not Alright
I Can't Rise From This Defeat
I Keep Screaming Out
I Want Out Of This Hell
But I Know I'll Never Be Free, Ooooh

[Bulk Calls his want out, the beat of his heart that timing of his Chorus]

Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have SomeBody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love

[Adagio Echoes his want, his call as her own desire bursts forth]

Can I Have Somebody To Love
Somebody, Anybody
Somebody, Anybody
Anybody, Can I Have Somebody To Love
Why Will No One Be My Somebody To Love?

[The two once more join in their mutual demand of the heveans]

Why Can't Anybody, Be My Somebody To Love?

[Their Question unanswered, their Heartsong drifts off into silence, quietly unanswered into the void]

Sadly, some go their entire existences looking for their Somebody To Love. I should now, I have yet to find mine. To all you fellow seekers of the lonely hearts club band, this is Dj Nylarhotep signing off.

Author's Note:

I thought this might be fun to do. A little practice. If anyone has any MLP pairings and a song they might want me to do, give me any suggestions down in the comics. You'll go on my requests list and I promise only that I will think on it. The only rule is that at least one of the characters has to be a canon character of MLP and the other can not be an OC of any kind but can be a canon character from anywhere else. I am only taking requests of pairing and song. I will do the rest.

Comments

[Starlight Nova]

What's a Heartsong?

[Jaycren]

The musical numbers on the show that the ponies and other characters break into are collectively known as Heartsong. They are further split into those that the characters and others have awareness of and those that seem to only happen inside an individual character's head. Although the line is blurred often and a definitive classification is impossible. From contextual evidence we can see that at least part of the musical numbers are indeed a common aspect of life and a common expression of harmony or a disruption of.

[redAKAyouraveradewriter]

this is a really cool concept! though it would make so much more sense if someone made it into an audiobook, but I must say its pretty good for what this is (a radio broadcast on paper) if I may suggest for future chapters, radio's used to do little skits (back before tv became really popular) try some of that! and I wish you nothing but the best!

[Jaycren]

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Omg I so wish someone would make this an audio reading. I have nowhere near the singing ability to do so. I may do skits, but primarily this will be about the Heartsong that float through the airways.