Normal Day In Ponyville

Twilight Sparkle has to make an emergency trip to the Post Office and encounters her friends along the way.

Written in honour of the greatestest writer this site has ever produced.

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Universal Librarian

Universal Librarian #1 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 3 · ·

This is either a literary masterpiece or an abomination.

Probably both.

clubbzz

clubbzz #2 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 1 · ·

“Why do you do this to me?” Twilight groused at the Author as the world faded to black.

Comedy.

livinthelife

livinthelife #3 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 5 · ·

How dare you take all of the drugs and not leave any for the rest of us.

Ri2

Ri2 #4 · Aug 8th, 2018 · · ·

Huh?

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron

Golden Fang Ryu Shenron #5 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 1 · ·

Out of nowhere, Rarity crossed the street rapidly, like a metal duck at a shooting gallery, shouting to all who could hear, “Shit! Fuck! Cock! Tits! Cunt! Twat! Pussy!” before disappearing as quickly as she had appeared.

Eventually, Fluttershy finished. “Tickle me?”

“Why do you do this to me?” Twilight groused at the Author as the world faded to black.

Cause they can!

Soufriere

Soufriere #6 · Aug 8th, 2018 · · ·

9097709
Both? Both. Both is good. </roadtoeldorado>

I shouldn't have made that last-minute tweak to fix some word repetition. Now this word-barf looks like I actually gave a damn.

9097724
But… Sweetie Belle took the drugs. She was drugged with the drugs!

9097733
Exactly.

MythrilMoth

MythrilMoth #7 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 3 · 1 ·

Well that was certainly a shitpost.

Starlight Glimmer1

Starlight Glimmer1 #8 · Aug 8th, 2018 · 1 · ·

9097724
I agree. Especially considering how hard it is to get the good stuff these days.

ElayneCiara

ElayneCiara #9 · Aug 9th, 2018 · 1 · ·

I both laughed and cried at this. Well done, author

B_Munro

B_Munro #10 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · ·

What, did you only just start reading other people's fanfics?

Texus

Texus #11 · Aug 9th, 2018 · · ·

9098078
To be honest I thought it was more too after I had read stuff like "I cried and laughed both", but then I start with tv, internet and Twilight talking shit about Spike and Rarity running away from Pinkie?
I kind of thought it was about how Twilights friends actually get on her nervers in that short time instead of that.

Vaguely Demented

Vaguely Demented #12 · Aug 9th, 2018 · 1 · ·

Well now I really want to see a story about Von Karma pony.

Soufriere

Soufriere #13 · Aug 9th, 2018 · 1 · ·

9098078
Yes. Yes it was. I never pretended this would be anything else.

You have, both directly and indirectly, taught me a lot about how to be a more competent writer over the last three years, and for that I am forever grateful. That said, I've been in a mood lately, so I decided to throw all your advice out the window this one time just to see what would happen. I'm about 80% pleased with the result.

9098786

What, did you only just start reading other people's fanfics?

Sort of kind of not really. I almost never read other Sunset fics on this site because I want my ideas to be mine. Even if someone else had the same idea, I can still say with honesty I didn't steal.

But I love badfics, especially by a certain prolific author. Sort of like how one of my favourite anime is the legendarily terrible Chargeman Ken.

9099001

Well now I really want to see a story about Von Karma pony.

So do I. I may get to her one of these years. May tweak her name though.

She's basically Franziska except a pony, older, and not as gung-ho about getting a guilty verdict.

PS: I ship Phoenix×Maya and I'm not at all sorry. No yaoi pairings for me.

MythrilMoth

MythrilMoth #14 · Aug 9th, 2018 · 2 · ·

9099020
Hey, I dig. Sometimes you just gotta shitpost. I've got an entire story on this site that's nothing but shitposts.

Sunny O

Sunny O #15 · Aug 17th, 2018 · · ·

Are you 100% this isn't Modern Art? People love it!
It already has more likes than your great story about neighbor's dog from years ago, and almost as many views!

CoffeeMinion