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Timeless Lord Slayer


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Twilight was not ready for this day. Nopony was. Who could be? When a veritable tide of Dwarves invades Equestria, it's up to her and her friends to try and figure out why they're here.

But you don't reason with a drunk Dwarf.

Much less thousands of them.

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Comments ( 18 )

At last. Where's me helmet!?

Yer a fakkin' genius, laddie! GROG AL' ROOND!

i love the dwarfs
I love storys with dwarfs and dwarfs
this site needs more dwarfs
for the dwarfs

Ah yes. The greatest race to ever exist has come to Equestria. Get ready for strange moods, lava seas and complete break down in social order.

It's Boatmurder time.

*Sees new story by Timeless involving Dwarves* :pinkiegasp:

*Reads said story* :rainbowlaugh:

*Saves to the pc, faves and adds congrats thanks for such a good one-shot*:trixieshiftright::moustache:

Edit: I hope to read more of this, this story needs to be told. By any chance have you read the deadfic A dorf fortress in Equestria, by Ssendam the Masked? That's the only other story that involves Dwarves from Dwarf Fortress that I've found to date.:moustache:

Edit no.2: replaced congrats with thanks, as that is the word that actually fits in.:facehoof:

9738409 I have not, I'm afraid, no. And congratz? Whatever for?

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Now that I think about it, congrats isn't the word I was looking for. Damn my sleepiness, can't straight think...

Hmm...

Oh! I was thinking about thanks!

Thank you for such a funny one-shot. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while.:raritywink:

9738543 Ah, I see. Well, you're quite welcome.

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The insult collection from the dwarf leader reminded me of Samurai Jack's The Scotsman.

The evidence, my dear sir:

Yours is longer though. Kudos to that.:rainbowlaugh:

I hope that the future involves more dwarfs.:trollestia: There cannot be enough dwarfs.:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Rude, bearded, short, drunk... I fracking love this!

He raised another axe. "Or tha next one goes roight 'tween yer pretty eyes!"

Luna's face blossomed into a blush. "P-Pretty?"

Comedy gold! Exactly what I expected upon reading the description. Thank you for brightening up my afternoon with such a funny little read.

Wow!

This had me giggling the whole way through.

Lovely, Job.

9988491 Thank you, I appreciate the praise.

Theatrical bow

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* Claps hands.*

I love it when story's take chances, this was funny by how randomly well the premises worked.

9988539 I'm glad you think so. Heavens know I spent weeks pouring over what premises would truly work.

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Hard work always pays off. :twilightsmile:

very nice indeed I was laughing All the time Any kind of reminds me of this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyxbBuUfH8 If you go to 7.37 In the video you understand what I mean

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