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MythrilMoth


LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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...Goddamnit, Syeekoh!

I think the most important thing to take away from this is Spike working in Beanis, Inc.'s mailroom. It honestly works. Plus, since it's set a few years later, he's old enough to work in dog years.

Also, goddamnit, Moth.

O noooooooooooooooooooo...

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*smashes through brick wall* Oh Yeah!

So I had an idea for a BCU story.

I'm just going to let your imagination take over from there.

This is so wrong in so many ways, and I can't stop reading it. More, please?

you know whats really bad...THIS could be better than the last two transformer movies combined.

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Admittedly, that's a low bar to hurdle.

"A wider..." Sunset floundered. "Look, Twilight, you can't just...TRANSFORMERS AND PORN DO NOT MIX!"

You'd be surprised Sunset, just tell that to the internet and you'll see all the comics, doujins and artwork proving you wrong.

"Of course she does," Sunset muttered flatly. She shook her head. "Look, this...this can't possibly ever see the light of day. You know that, right? I mean, we're looking at class action lawsuits from parent groups, Congressional hearings, this is gonna cause a huge scandal that'll bankrupt Beanis Inc. and take some pretty substantial companies down with it!" She threw her hands out desperately. "You'll be working ten jobs until you're eighty to pay off the judgments against you! Everybody associated with Beanis will be dragged through the mud and left unable to work anywhere EVER! I'll have to go back to Equestria because I won't be able to live in this world anymore and I like my cable TV and my motorbike and my tits! Don't take my tits away from me, Twilight!"

Now you are right about the franchise in general for a theater movie, this definitely would result in massive lawsuits. No way Hasbro or even Hollywood would be ok with this for a movie or toy sales, especially for children of all people, It's corporate suicide.




I must say this was pretty funny.

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Its so sad that you aren't lying in the least. That and a sexy strong female protagonist is something bay cant do worth sh**.

That and this would be a Unique way to make a "Headmaster" bot than Cogman from the last film.

The "plugin" part of the beanis to bike would be insanely funny

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What do you have in mind?

Decepticunt

I am both disappointed and proud...disapprouded?...in you right now.

I have much I want to say but I dunno if the right words have been invented yet.

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What "happened to me" is that I write what I feel like writing. Sometimes I feel like writing epic crossovers with years of intricate planning. Sometimes I feel like writing about bean dicks.

GODDAMMIT MYTHRIL/SYEEKOH!!! :rainbowlaugh:
This was Golden. And one more tally to the "Sunset likes ponies, not apes" count.

I'll have to goback to Equestriabecause I won't be able to live in this world anymore andI like my cable TV and my motorbike and my tits!Don't take my tits away from me, Twilight!

Never imagined she was that much attached to her fun bags. I wonder if Bean Boobs will be enough to make her use bean based products.

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I'm normally not one to butt in on conversations like this, but c'mon: we all need a little Beanis in our life.

Look, I'm all beanis'd out alright? There was like... 7 beanis stories in one week, 3 of which I think came out on the same day. So in others words...

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Well you don't have to be a dick about it. :ajbemused:

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