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Twilight loves Celestia, and has conquered every obstacle between them. There's just one problem - Celestia only has eyes for her one true love - cake. So Twilight does what anypony in her position would do. No, not move on - she’s going to turn herself into a cake! What’s the worst that could happen?

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I lol'd pretty hard. :pinkiehappy:
But, I will kill Dash for breaking Pinkie's heart! :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowderp:

I don't know... I'm pretty gay without cake.

Sweet Celestia's socks! I'd upvote this on nothing more than the title and description.

:trixieshiftright:

The lulz are strong with this one.

What is this... I don't even...

That... Well, the plot details int he background are clearly just for ludicrousness, and I'll assume that the rushed ACTUAL story of this is simply designed that way.

Cakes name is Bridget

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Pretty much - I had writer's block working on the plot of my serious story, so I decided to relax a bit and write one of the comedy fic ideas I had. :twilightblush:

The present tense writing also makes it flow faster and I don't have to worry about the loss of historical immersion.

988344

Now that Discord is free, Pinkamena can take care of Dash herself. :pinkiecrazy:

I was laughing my ass off most of the while.

At the end, the military guy from that Monty Python rightfully popped into my head yelling: "Stop that. That's VERY silly!".

Whereupon I stuffed a cake in his face and asked him to go away. :pinkiecrazy:

~ TDG

988344:
....I wouldn't kill her.
:D

Lulz, lulz all around! :rainbowlaugh: That was pretty funny I'll admit. You sir (or miss) have earned a like. :ajsmug:

Oh God! It's gonna be pseudo-vore, isn't it?
*reads*
Yay :yay: it's a crackfic instead! :pinkiehappy:

Just what I needed during my midnight laundry run! Great stuff! :rainbowlaugh:

o.o the buck did I just read

989136 Well as long as you have no clue either

Well done! have a like!

Now, back to "everypony is gay for spitfire"

Darn, I thought it would be twilight turning into a real cake and celestia eats her :pinkiecrazy:

Oh well, you still get a fav and like from me!
P.S. DASHIE IMMA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pinkiecrazy::twilightangry2::flutterrage:
And that's for saddening Pinkie Pie!
RD: Now to go break Shy's heart! :rainbowlaugh:
Me: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!! *I get there first and tell Shy*
Shy: Good thing I read fanfictions! *Grabs a chainsaw and waits* :pinkiecrazy:
Me: O.O I have to go puke and start cooling myself in a nice cold bath now.... I CAN'T STAND SHED.MOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :flutterrage::derpytongue2::ajbemused:

Absurdism... is not relevant to my interests, it seems.:rainbowwild::pinkiesick::twilightoops::ajbemused::flutterrage:

Dat feel when you eat cake while reading this :applejackconfused:

988347i agree with you on that one

If Pinky wrote Twilestia fanfics it would be THIS!
Awesome is not a strong enough word to contain its awesomeness! :pinkiehappy:

I think I lost it at Nightmare Moonpie, best name ever.

PRETTY FLY FOR A TWILIGHT!.......Omg why am I laughing so hard!?

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At first I was like :raritydespair:
Then I read khatre's comment.
Then I was like :pinkiehappy:

Found this with a random search for cake... It is pure awesomeness. Have a Pinkie Pie eating... something.

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