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MythrilMoth


LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Oh god...that title alone is awesome.

"Also, everything you just said is bad and you should feel bad."

THIS IS HOW I ASSUME ALL THE REST OF THE SITE REACTS TO BEANIS

Behold, the one thing that can still disgust BCU-Twilight! He's just that repugnant.

Also, the beginning of Beandroids. It was really only a matter of time before they started making full bean golems.

Majin Syeekoh
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I did a giggle

8973721
Best praise I could get. ^_^

How is it I still actually say out loud “What the Fuck!?” after everyone of these stories?

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Honestly, I'm half expecting her to grow a bushy orange mustache at this point.

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I am the Floorax, and I speak for your knees.

Zephyr is so dead.

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It's about time you showed up, my knees have been complaining for ages!

BEANIS!!!
And we can all thank Zephyr Breeze for ending the world by inadvertently inspiring the beandriods.

~/o Love is in bloom. I'm about to fuck a legume ...o/~

Oh dear. This is going to end with Butterbean gaining sapience, isn't it.

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Or possibly possessed by Somnambula.

8973803
Well, if anyone could end the world by being a creepy perv, it'd be him.

Heheh..."extended"

Heheh..."Beanis"

Yeah! Yeah! Beanis!

8973949
I'm LIKING this idea!

And now, because i am horrible like that . .
Let me introduce you to Butterbean:

"Oh...kay," Fluttershy said. "Let me go unleash the hell of a thousand fuzzy things on Zephyr Breeze, then I'll come back and let you turn me into a sex doll named Butterbean. And that sounded weird even for this place."

Honestly? No, it didn't :derpytongue2:

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GODDAMMIT MYTHRIL/SYEEKOH!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Not moddled after Rainbow Dash?

WTF

Dammit Mythril! You owe me a new monitor after I spit out my drink while reading this story. But I gotta admit, it's a good one, in a very twisted sort of way...

You know who I'll bet does spend a lot of time hanging around Big Beefy Buns?











Convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover.

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That was exactly where my mind went when I read that part.

I feel totally lost here. I'm still enjoying this and the one Justice3442 put out, but I feel like I'm missing a big chunk of these stories.

From what I can tell, there's some Beanis Cinematic Universe thing going on. Can someone please point me to where I should start and progress from there to get the full context?

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Ack! I forgot to put the link to the Beanis Cinematic Universe in the description for this one. Fixed.

Anyway, follow that link to the group for the BCU, then check the forum for a post which tells you what order in which to read the main stories. Once you're done reading the main stories, you'll be able to understand the rest.

As we march ever forward to the creation of bean-based life forms that serve of sex slaves before their sudden, but inevitable betrayal means they supplant people as the dominant species.

8975420
Also, there's a "Canon" list and a "Fanworks" list. The canon fics have a plotline that's kinda forming, the fanworks just use the idea.

This is the tip of the iceburg for bean themed horror

I am become bean, destroyer of populations

What is it with you and making Zephyr perv on his sister, Moth? I actually expected him to have pics of Rainbow's boobs, that would've made sense since he does creep-crush on that one.

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He pervs on ALL the girls. He just isn't bothered by the fact that Fluttershy is his sister and she happens to be one of the hottest girls around.

9093981
Please tell me we get to see his punishment....

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