Do you know how hard it is?

by Universal Universe

Just to move is difficult

Hey, Diary!

If you think I like being with Ditzy Doo for a four-day weekend, you're wrong. Sure, Ditzy's fun, and I love her, but I'd prefer being with her for four minutes than four days (I was gonna say hours, but four hours with Ditzy would still be a nightmare). You always think some time with Ditzy Doo will be fun at first, but when you get seen in the street with her, you'll have second thoughts. I'm just arriving at her house. Wish me luck! ~Dinky Doo
Is what I wrote in my diary when I arrived at Ditzy's house. It was difficult just to move toward her house, knowing how long I was gonna stay with her.

While I struggled to just get out of the car, I expected everything. At any moment, Ditzy could break a door or chase a muffin or even-

"HIIII!" shouted Ditzy, interrupting my thoughts.

"Oh, please, dear Celestia, save me!" I prayed, silently. I got out of the car, and my parents ran off. Obviously they wanted to be with Ditzy as much as I did.

"How's my favourite cousin?" asked Ditzy

"Oh, you couldn't mean me, could you?"

"Yes, actually. How did you guess?" Ditzy clearly missed all the sarcasm in my voice.

"I was being sarcastic."

"What are sarc-a-sticks?"

"Let's just go make some muffins" I sighed. Ditzy seemed excited to make muffins. This was gonna be a long day. I didn't like that one bit.