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I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Heh, nice Bonus there. The Heart cabal is not pleased.

And who wouldn't want to taser Rainbow Dash?

And the series continues! Are we gonna get a VI?

Oh gods that ending :rainbowlaugh:

Dude, I'd ask you to stop trying to kill me with laughter, but that would mean no more Well, this is awkward. And that's something I could never wish for :twilightsmile:

8957234 Is that like an IV where you drain fluids out of a patient?

Tase the Rainbow! :rainbowlaugh:

Now we wait for 6

So much for Maud being normal lol


Oh god

You know how serious things are when it's you saying that :pinkiehappy:


The Heart cabal

In the end it'll turn out they're all a family. Somehow.

Might happen sooner or later, as you can see.

If you do get killed with laughter, watch out for Nursery. She's a strange filly.


Is that like an IV where you drain fluids out of a patient?

Side effects include dry sense of humour.

It'd be pretty ironic if Lightning got shocked too...

She's normal for Ponyville. That's probably still normal.

Your avatar is the face AJ made when Rainbow got tased :rainbowlaugh:

I really enjoy these stories. They make my day.

“After all, she’s an expert. Not to mention that Dr. Nuts and Dr. Conkers also stated that the princess’ stress levels are off the fucking charts.”

Hee hee.

Another great one keep going strong

Sandbar, covered in bandages, Smolder, Yona, Silverstream, who’s apparently the patient zero, Gallus, who also got syphilis from Silverstream, and Ocellus – she’s actually fine, though not for the lack of trying.

I love my friends, and they love me,
We're just as close as we can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get, we share!

Might be. Though I wonder where Twi got it...

I was kinda thinking of this song :pinkiehappy:

I typically avoid [M] rated stories, but this came recommended to me by a friend. I have family in the medical industry (PAs, RNs...) so this series was quite enjoyable. All the bits about bodily fluids and removing foreign bodies from bums brings back dinner time memories when all my older brothers and their wives came by for the holidays. Perhaps in the sequel, Redheart gets to perform maggot parasprite debridement therapy?

I try to get out, but you just keep pulling me back in! How do you keep topping yourself with this insanity?!

I wonder if using parasprites is even legal in Equestria... Not that'd stop her.

It's a mad world, after all :pinkiecrazy:

I think everyone is gonna need those pills! :D

God, this was hilarious. I did some legit belly laughs.

“We can’t even get her out,” Kind Heart says. “Faint Heart said that being a Princess of Friendship doesn’t mean you can just get out of her ward.”

You have no idea how much I legit love this. I'm not sure I can put it into words. But yeah. No princess is above the law!

Anyway, great story overall.

Guess they have to do that, or else they'd have to let out the guy who thinks he's Sombra (all three of them).

Syphilis is Magic

Now I question Twilight as to who truly is Patient Zero.

Me cago en la leche de tu comité disciplinario

Roughly translated to, "I shit in the milk of the disciplinary committee"

Nice 👌

I have several members who are or were in the medical field so I remember some of those "fun" dinner-table discussions. I'm going to have to share this with them if for nothing else than to see their reaction to all the Doctor slang (I looked some of it up and it looks like samey did his/her research).

"You gotta see this,” he says.

“We’re having a disciplinary committee meeting here, doctor,” Purple Heart replies, frowning.

Me cago en la leche de tu comité disciplinario,” Dr. Semicolon says, smiling. “I have a patient whose girlfriend shoved a rock up his ass! Who wouldn’t want to see this?”

Oh god I NEED to see this.

Maud thinks for a moment. “Two of my sisters have a crippling alcohol addiction.”

big mood

Yeah, she probably caught 'em all. That'd explain her last episode.

Syphilitic Insanity will do that to you.

Maud strikes back! :rainbowlaugh:

will there be more this is hilarious:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::derpyderp1:

At least this guy is a pony. Not that I mind, but when I first tried to take a blood sample from a changeling, it melted a syringe. Not to mention that, as Nursery found out, any attempts to vaccinate a yak end with wrestling moves and countless needles lost in the thick fur.

...so the Changelings are fucking Xenomorphs apparently

I also invited Twilight Sparkle who’s accompanied by Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Spike. I keep some anti-anxiety pills on my desk, just in case. The princess seems rather stressed. The stun gun is also near my hoof, if things go that bad. Also, I always wanted to tase Rainbow Dash.


“That’s not important right now,” Twilight says, levitating my stun gun back on my desk. “Can I get some pills?”

Translation:DOPE ME DADDY!

“ Me cago en la leche de tu comité disciplinario, ” Dr. Semicolon says, smiling. “I have a patient whose girlfriend shoved a rock up his ass! Who wouldn’t want to see this?”

Damn Maud getting that revenge huh?

Maybe that's her fetish, who knows.

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