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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Samey90
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Oh god
Heh, nice Bonus there. The Heart cabal is not pleased.
And who wouldn't want to taser Rainbow Dash?
And the series continues! Are we gonna get a VI?
Oh gods that ending
Dude, I'd ask you to stop trying to kill me with laughter, but that would mean no more Well, this is awkward. And that's something I could never wish for
8957234 Is that like an IV where you drain fluids out of a patient?
Tase the Rainbow!
Now we wait for 6
So much for Maud being normal lol
WOOOO
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You know how serious things are when it's you saying that
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In the end it'll turn out they're all a family. Somehow.
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Might happen sooner or later, as you can see.
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If you do get killed with laughter, watch out for Nursery. She's a strange filly.
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Side effects include dry sense of humour.
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It'd be pretty ironic if Lightning got shocked too...
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She's normal for Ponyville. That's probably still normal.
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Your avatar is the face AJ made when Rainbow got tased
I really enjoy these stories. They make my day.
Oh god poor Spike. Poor EVERYBODY! Oh teenage sex romps.
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Hee hee.
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Did Spike get it from... Twi?
Another great one keep going strong
I love my friends, and they love me,
We're just as close as we can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get, we share!
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Might be. Though I wonder where Twi got it...
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I was kinda thinking of this song
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I typically avoid [M] rated stories, but this came recommended to me by a friend. I have family in the medical industry (PAs, RNs...) so this series was quite enjoyable. All the bits about bodily fluids and removing foreign bodies from bums brings back dinner time memories when all my older brothers and their wives came by for the holidays. Perhaps in the sequel, Redheart gets to perform
maggotparasprite debridement therapy?I try to get out, but you just keep pulling me back in! How do you keep topping yourself with this insanity?!
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I wonder if using parasprites is even legal in Equestria... Not that'd stop her.
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It's a mad world, after all
I think everyone is gonna need those pills! :D
God, this was hilarious. I did some legit belly laughs.
You have no idea how much I legit love this. I'm not sure I can put it into words. But yeah. No princess is above the law!
Anyway, great story overall.
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Guess they have to do that, or else they'd have to let out the guy who thinks he's Sombra (all three of them).
Syphilis is Magic
Now I question Twilight as to who truly is Patient Zero.
Damn this is funny!
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I have several members who are or were in the medical field so I remember some of those "fun" dinner-table discussions. I'm going to have to share this with them if for nothing else than to see their reaction to all the Doctor slang (I looked some of it up and it looks like samey did his/her research).
Oh god I NEED to see this.
big mood
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Chrysalis probably.
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Yeah, she probably caught 'em all. That'd explain her last episode.
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Syphilitic Insanity will do that to you.
Maud strikes back!
will there be more this is hilarious
...so the Changelings are fucking Xenomorphs apparently
TASE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!
Translation:DOPE ME DADDY!
Damn Maud getting that revenge huh?
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Maybe that's her fetish, who knows.
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Well, let's hope changelings don't get periods...
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Maybe.
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Oh God no.
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That image is horrifying.
Goddamn those Anti-yaxxers.
...I mean...yeah that's a distinct possibility.
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I still don't know how I did.
Guess Maud has that problem too. XD
Already used anti-yaxxers so,
... yaxtards?
Should've thought twice before coming in her as well.
I thought Smolder was a guy for like...six months at first.
Well now we know Spike isn't related to Laxus Dreyer.
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Same here. The fact she doesn't have eyelashes like other female characters makes it harder to tell.
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Yeah...just like the Kirin.
I'm high as fuck and my body is ready.
If it happens so often they have counter , does her husband know.