The Tales of Grandmamare Haze

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An episodic, not sequential (so each chapter is a stand-alone story, and you may read them in any order you wish) series, exploring what would happen if the ponies needed our help, and we gave it to them in the way humans are best at: violence. At least that's the idea, I currently have 2 more planned, but we'll see how it goes.

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Corn

Corn #1 · May 1st, 2018 · · ·

We thought they would be like the griffons, and try to use us, or even conquer us, like those money-loving, long-nosed infiltrators had, time and again. The Princesses were just trying to protect us.

. It was called South America, and if I recall, had been empty of undesirable elements for some time, but again, we didn't know that, then!

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Gentian

Gentian #2 · May 1st, 2018 · 2 · ·

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Yes, I don't think there are any canon instances of the gryffons trying to conquer the ponies, but their beaks are much larger than a ponies snout, and were more than willing to leave Rainbow Dash to die in the canyon when she ran out of money; those are accurate, and so, conceivably something the ponies might say about them. The way Gilda was shown to behave, I think a case could be made for "infiltrators" to be applied.

I have this image in my mind of pegai flying through the Andes, and setting up shop in the old Inca ruins, but there is a lot of tourist crap, and pollution unfortunately. We wouldn't want them having to deal with that after just losing their home, would we?

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