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Edward Gustavus Lorde approves.
The fuck did I just read
Well, I just wasted a minute of my time I could have spent doing better things. Like staring at the wall. Or almost anything else.
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Trust me, this author is a total waste of air. Either that or a very dedicated troll. Anyway, they're probably going to delete my comment and be the absolute embodiment of maturity by "quoting" my comment and instead of actually copying my comment, just putting something like "lolz ur rite i'm wrong lolz delte my comment cuz am stupid hooman".
The funny thing is that this author doesn't even register the fact that they're human. They honestly think that they are the character Honey Bun. Either that or they're a very, very dedicated troll. They've been at this for years, and it is absolutely hilarious and disgusting at the same time. The fact that someone can be this deluded is very funny, and if they are a troll this is a very impressive monument to Kek, god of trolls.
Go ahead and delete my comment, but you'll just be proving yourself to be an unintelligent 'hooman' by doing so.
8889594 Oh, I'm aware as to who he is. I just wanted an excuse to post a God of War meme.
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Just a test to see if this HUMAN BEING is really retarded enough to delete more comments and try to be some edgelord godmodding pony, when the fact is that they're just some fat dumbass sitting in their mother's basement cutting themself because they want to be a pony so badly that they write these shitty fics. The funniest part is that even after reading at least half of this troglodyte's misanthropic adventures, I am still not sure if troll or for reals.
You know, I thought you were going to turn over a new leaf with the cyborg Twilight story but then it is back to the same old, same old.....although this one really takes things to the next level, forcing airplanes into their mouths. You couldn't even fit an airplane inside the mouth of a blue whale, much less a human....and like always, Honey Bun has god tier powers.
Seriously though, I would advise you do more stories like the one that some of us enjoyed and drop this humans are evil, ponies (Honey Bun in particular) are nothing but pure killing machines....who are morally correct in what they do.
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*subhuman bean
*and a disgusting basement dweller
8889649 Fucking kek.
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8889689 The highest quality culture. Normies hate me. Here are ten REEEEEEEEEasons why.
REEEEE
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Oh, I know what I’m dealing with. Trust me, I know. I guess you could say I clicked on this “story” out of a bile fascination. It’s like watching a train wreck—it’s possibly the worst thing you’ve ever seen, but you just can’t look away. It’s just how it is for me, I guess.
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Yes, use the power of REEEEE my /b/fag brother.
8889708 Yes. Now, I must go and fight. silly goyim.
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Kek approves.
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I never delete comments. People delete them and I just restore them however I can.
And I don't think that I'm Honey Bun. Never stated it.
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I'm done with writing normal MLP fics.
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Like I said, idol of maturity. Look at this shit, you can go anywhere and find out that this claim is bullshit. Nice save there, by the way, but I highly doubt it is going to help your misguided cause anyway.
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I never delete comments, I'm telling again, for the last time.
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Look, we both know what's gonna happen here. I'm going to post this comment, you're going to delete it because you're getting pissed. I'd actually be surprised if you did the mature thing and simply ignored me, but that's likely not going to happen.
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Or I can just block you because you're not providing any valuable opinion about my story.
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If you wanted to. That would be much more mature than what you did in February to Majorshane.
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I don't even know who it is.
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Now that's a plain lie. Here's some simple instructions if you want context. Go to your profile. Scroll all the way down to the comments section. Read the comments. Now, I don't know him either, but it doesn't excuse what you did.
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Pff, it is way too old. I don't remembr everyone who's trying to use demagogy on me. There are too many.
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Once you're done there, I'd like to say that I'm not arguing with you about your treatment of humans in stories. I'm arguing with you over why you should say that others are hypocrites when you are also one. I'm not religious, but in the Bible it says this: "How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,' when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."
Now I don't agree with the Bible often, but I would argue that it has some good morals mixed in with all the other shit. And I know everyone is the same way too. We're all piles of shit, but somewhere in the pile of shit there's something worth money.
So why don't you say it out loud for me. "Humans are terrible demons from the pits of hell and ponies are morally correct." No. It sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Or maybe it doesn't. But let me tell you one last thing before I end this conversation.
PONIES ARE A HUMAN CONCEPT. THEREFORE, BY YOUR OWN LOGIC, THEY ARE EVIL AND MUST BE PURIFIED. THE WOMAN WHO CREATED GEN4 OF MY LITTLE PONY WAS LAUREN FAUST. SHE IS HUMAN. THE PERSON WHO CREATED TCB WAS HUMAN. THE WORDS WE ARE SPEAKING NOW ARE HUMAN-MADE.
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Wrong.
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I have all I need to conclude this as a troll. You are a very good one, at that. I almost didn't a few days ago, but I know you are now. You're a cannibal troll, and a regular troll, one that loves to bait trolls and normalfags alike into engaging you in a verbal fight. A common first move in trolling is to create a persona, a style of trolling. You made a couple of mistakes, though, ones that really shouldn't be made when trying to troll people.
First of all, all of your stories are either 1 to 4 chapters long, which is quite common as it is easy to quickly throw down some shit. I should know, I do it most of the time. Each story ranges from 1 to 7 thousand words long. A standard number for new writers, sure, but you know what you're doing. You solely focus on this content, and only once did you actually write something not really related to your hate for humans. But then you started writing this shit again. It is a common tactic of any troll worth their salt to post or write something not offensive once in a while to make people think it is not a troll, and engage more often.
Another tactic is denying any and all challenges to you, further angering your victim. You give straight-to-the-point replies, with some slightly more intelligent comments mixed in to keep your victim engaged. This helps to make it seem like you actually believe what you say, and you often think about it. Additionally, you make it seem like you are pissed off at times. This is notable when you simply delete comments and replace it with something like, "You're right." or "I'm a hypocrite." Yet another tactic. This makes trolls begin to flock to you to challenge you, just as moths to a flame.
Trolls love one thing and one thing only; people who are angry about shite on the internet. They love to ruin these peoples' days because their own day sucked balls. And when they see this person "barely hiding anger" and deleting comments, they come in to subtly nip at you and drain you dry, much like mosquitoes, or lawyers.
Another tactic you're fond of is just not listening to your critics. One such comment mentions that scouts do not perform attacks in actual militaries. But you didn't listen, or rather you didn't oblige them because you want them angry. You keep people guessing by changing the topic and subtly hinting that you don't give a shit.
You gave way too many signs way too early, bucko. Try again?
I find this rather cheery. Very nice light fluff!
This is just salt bait.
Not very subtle, imho.
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Say, your life is really so meaningless that you spend so much time trying to analyze other persons' fanfics? If so, I pity you.
I clearly don't get this story at all.
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Nah, not meaningless when you fully intend to study psychology when you're done with your neuroscience degree. I can tell that you're baiting me again, but it is really funny that you did not confirm or deny that you are a troll. You're a lot like the CIA, not a lot of straight answers.
Also, I didn't study your fanfics. I studied your behaviour and patterns.
EDIT: lol normalfag blocked me and is now trying to start shit
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You had a good upvote to downvote ratio on it and I thought perhaps this would be your beginning to repairing your image but here you are again writing fics that are getting crushed in that department. Do you enjoy writing fics that get 100+ more downvotes than upvotes or what?
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Yeah, sure. You forgot to mention that you are also a Ranger with 1500+ confirmed kills.
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No, I enjoy writing non-mlp fics, like Elsanna shipfics, for example. In here, I just vent and respond to moronic threads, fics and pictures.
Huh, another piece of something so bad it does not even have a name yet. Can't be a piece sh*t, that is at least superior entertainment, or primordial ooze, since that has cellular nucleus in it.
Wow, just wow am not sure if this isn't just satire. Because it's just that shit.
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There's an old saying. "Don't feed the trolls." Any sort of response is feeding them, so even if you claim him to be a troll and are analyzing him, by merely replying you've given him what he wanted, meaning he "won". Best way to address trolls is to simply say nothing at all from the start. You really should already know that.
every point miss evil pony has, is refuted by the fact humans have no magic.
the ponies' magic is the only reason they can claim to be better then a human.
if humans had magic like in other fiction the pony would not be able to act all smug.
note: correcting my grammar or spelling means i win by default
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More like all the "points" and author are bovine excrement. No... Still something that has no official name.
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Congratulations with losing all your arguments at once. Didn't even have to try and start.
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She didn't use any magic too. If she used magic, she'd have been much more powerful.
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i saw her heal her ripped out belly possibly using her inborn magic to heal.
even then they use inbred magic to maintain complete control of the minds of animals.
in short if humans had inbred magic then humans would still win. hell, if humans had advanced technology like in most scifi, hell we can still inprov a colony ship to land on mars with our current tech, and as such given time human will return and crush ponies.
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And yet, it wasn't magical at all.
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explain in greater detail. only magic or advanced technology could heal a wound as serious as disembowelment that fast with no scars.
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They evolved that way, unlike humans who can't even gorw another heart.
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yes they evolved incredibly fast tissue regeneration on a world where they don't have to worry about being ripped apart on a daily basis.
the ponies don't even have immune systems to fight off disease, they just drink a potion or apply a spell.
note: correcting my grammar or spelling means i win by default