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A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

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Author's Note:

The following chapter is an earnest attempt at being funny. Enjoy!

You succeeded!

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YES! You have no idea how happy that makes me!

I never drink coffee.

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As a matter of fact, neither do I. I just go off of what I hear about people who drink coffee but can't find it at the moment. =)

Yes, book six! I’m so ready!

Loved this!!! Shining Armor and Twilight’s relationship in this is the best, haha!

Oof. As uncomfortable as it made me, you did a great job with this chapter ;P

Eeeeee, I am obsessed with this series!

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I admit I was uncomfortable writing this at first, but then I just went with it. =)

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Oh yeah. I'm smart

One thing: If you're going to have characters react in awe to something they're looking at, describe it to the audience.

Otherwise, this was very cute.

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Thanks. I'll keep that advice in mind for future chapters/stories. =)

Edit: I'll edit it tomorrow. It's pretty late right now.

"Cool." said Lemon.

oof

I'm surprised she was able to sleep through all that noise. - Sent by Twilight Sparkle

You've said that twice, btw

Ahhhhh can't wait for it!! >3<

Why don't you ask Midnight Succubus?

Twilight slowly her turned head from her phone and gave her Big Brother Best Friend Forever a death glare that would make even Gaea Everfree shit herself. Seeing this, Shining Armor slowly, cautiously walked backwards. He knew his little sister was incapable of killing, but at the moment he didn't want to take that chance. "Okay...good talk."

my favorite moment of this chapter

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I cracked up writing this chapter. I'm glad I'm making others smile! ^_^

No Coffee Twili is best Twili. Need more of No Coffee Twili. Wait... maybe not... that might result in my death. All of the coffee for Twili. Isn't that right dear?

Princess Twilight: Huh, what? Oh, yes. Coffee. Or you die.

See. Please send coffee.

This coming from someone who actually once asked his girlfriend to masturbate in front of him in order for him to better write a female masturbation scene, this was quite well done. I'm not sure if you had a model or not, but it was very well executed.

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Thanks. =) I used words and phrases commonly used in f/f sex scenes in fanfics from here.

"Pinkie Pie can make things explode just by touching them."

Lemon Zest's eyes widened. "Shit, that's a dangerous combination!"

Agreed

Twilight smiled and rolled her eyes. "Why don't you give her both Sunset's and my phone numbers? We'd be more than happy to help her with what she's going through. Both Sunset and I have been there."

Timber stared at Twilight. "Wait...you have?"

Twilight blushed. "Yeah...It's a long story. You see...

That must have been a surprise

Ah, it's one of those mornings, huh?

I love a good running gag. :trollestia:

In the bathroom

Okay, that's normal

alone in an elevator

Oh...oh wow that's brave

on a Ferris wheel...

Holy Shasta!


This was an...enjoyable chapter for sure :raritywink:

Pushing the buttons on rainbows controller sounds like it would be vaguely uncomfortable.

Always the quiet ones.

Love the Hercules reference. Also nice to see someone else who likes cicadas background noise. In my experience you either adapt quickly to that or are slowly driven to madness.

You wrote the part about checking and responding texts both before and after Lemon.

“Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.”

When my brother wakes up, getting between him and the coffee maker is a BAD idea, if one values their continued existance.

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XD I can imagine.

Death before dishonor. NOTHING before coffee!:twilightangry2:

Twilight entered her house and started brewing some coffee. While she waited, she cracked her neck and her knuckles, preparing herself for a rare light-nighter. I've heard some people prefer Crimson Bovine over coffee, but that stuff tastes terrible. Must be an acquired taste. She yawned. No! she scolded herself. No yawning. This is too important to yawn over!

:trixieshiftright:What you did here? Trixie sees it...

Wait, did Lemon Zest just...nah. Must be my imagination.

What did Twilight notice? All she said was "cool," seems like a perfectly normal thing for her to say.

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All I'm going to say is that in retrospect, that line was far too subtle.

Twilight walked into the living room and turned the television on in hopes of finding something at least mildly entertaining or intellectually stimulating. Twilight changed the channels. "Nope. Nope. Nope. Eeew. Nope. Nope. Nope." Twilight turned off the television and yelled "Disappointed!"

Yeah. I had Direct TV for a while, and I too often found myself with that emotion.

She slowly drifted off to sleep, blissfully unaware that her inability to complete the equation would cause an incident that would haunt her for years.

Okay, that one's a little too on the nose.

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I cracked up reading it!! DEFINITELY me in the morning most days. Nothing beats coffee and a cig first thing in the morning for me :)

My Uncle is like this when he does not have coffee but he just gets grouchy not crazy like Twilight was

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