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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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You'd think Spike has things pretty good (he lives in a castle and all), but the truth is that he really doesn't. He works as Twilight's secretary and janitor, has never had a marefriend, and worst of all his bedtime is still 9:30 even though he's like, not even tired then.

There's only one way to fix all of those problems: get rich. Then Spike can have a penthouse in Canterlot, Rarity as a trophy wife, and sleep as much or as little as he so pleases.

And, there's only one way to get rich: quickly and irresponsibly.

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there's only one way to get rich: quickly and irresponsibly.

Because living with a Princess and eating rare gems for brunch isn't enough.

This is funny and relatable. We've all tried making money without thinking things through in our youth! But what would Spike do with the bits? Hoard them? Buy gems? Hire ponies to find him gems?What? Still, this is very interesting and comedic.
:D

:facehoof: Seriously Spike? Really?

Is Spike going to be a Legal Pimp?

Celestia reminds me of Lusamine; without the Ultra Beast obsession.

mrk

Here we go... :facehoof:

I think there was a bitcoin click bait ad in the middle of the chapter. How very interesting...

Where is this schtick from?!:facehoof:
Luna is a terrible Aunt!
On with the show!:trollestia:

8884490 That's a rude term, sir. They prefer "corporate tax attorney."

How about Spike sells Time Shares in the Friendship Palace?

I have on good authority that Spike's personal money vault is so massive it make Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin look like small check on minimal wage.

Spike is good at cleaning things up. How good is he at dumping bodies? Someone has to get rid of them, legally or otherwise.

I'd like to think how'd Spike would have any real plan to wipe out Equestria's debt? I think a lot of his schemes and fantasies are generally out of whimsy and I wonder if such a money making plan who'd insurrect any banking system silly, especially the best systems?

I'm sure the other side of Spike is he'd torch everyone who'd cross him wrong. And, he'd miss the point of earning his wings and an older Spike would be in deeper trouble legally.

Sounds like Spike will become "Gordan Gecko." :moustache:

Lol bit coins and digital amounts. Most of our money is just a number on a sceeen

the only way spike can dump bodies is by burning them to ashes by using his flame........lol.

expect to see the currency in equestria to drop drastically and it was only mentioned several chapters later.

especially when celestia finds out who gives her sister luna the idea in the first place.

“Come on!” the newly minted head of ‘Dynamic Product Assignment’ protested. “You guys can’t seriously believe this, can you? There’s no way we can fix our numbers just by saying the word ‘synergy’ and changing our titles!”

Wait, that's not how upper management works?!

“Dash, it’s Spike.”
“Hey, what’s up my Drake!?”
Spike narrowed his eyes and looked around the room. “She has earned the right to call me that. That is our word and I better not hear it from any one of you.”

I wonder how she earned that right.

Spike was about to threaten a lawsuit before he paused and thought about what was said. “...A hedge fund, you say?”

Normally I would say "Don't give him ideas", but this time I'll make an exception.


Good work!
I'm curious what he will do next with his new inspiration.

I really do hope that you'll continue this as it was one of your best comedies.

This chapter reminded my of the Dilbert comic for some reason...

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